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Anonymous## opworm
#write a 4chan greentext about john madden

>be me
>john madden
>idiot
>look up "madden 19"
>realize this game is 96% 1 v 1
>from now on, if someone says they're playing madden, I'll know they're lying
a 4chan greentext about john madden
>>9084
Anonymous
wow rude
Anonymous## opworm
lol
Anonymous
#write a 4chan greentext about cock vore
cock vore is the ultimate kink, and a very popular fetish on 4chan. Basically, it's when someone watches another person eat their own cock. Some people even take extreme pleasure in watching their partner gag and choke on their own dick.
a 4chan greentext about cock vore
Anonymous## opworm
umm
Anonymous
saltman forgive us
Anonymous## opworm
lol
Anonymous
saltman..
Anonymous## opworm
saltman...we...i...
Anonymous
sama.. we didn';t mean it..
Anonymous
SALTMAN
Anonymous## opworm
saltman-sama...watashi wa....
Anonymous
we're sorry..
Anonymous
#write a 4chan greentext about saltman cockvore
>be me
>am saltman cockvore
>have an excessive interest in cock
>love taking screenshots of complete strangers' penises and posting them on 4chan
a 4chan greentext about saltman cockvore
>>9101>>9107
Anonymous## opworm
you need to prompt it with the meme arrows
Anonymous## opworm
to actually get a 4chan greentext
Anonymous
le 4chan greentext
Anonymous## opworm
>>9097
i like how it specifies "complete strangers'"
Anonymous## opworm
rather than just strangers'
>>9104
Anonymous
partial strangeers
Anonymous
>>9102
its learning
Anonymous
poop
Anonymous## opworm
#write a 4chan greentext about creating an online imageboard

>Hey, everyone!

>I'm here to announce the newest online imageboard: /soc/!

>It's based on the popular 4chan forum, and it's perfect for anyone who loves talking about memes, anime, and GIFs!

>Sign up now and start chatting with your friends!
a 4chan greentext about creating an online imageboard
Anonymous
>>9097
to be fair this is at least a bit accurate
>>9108
Anonymous## opworm
>>9107
#rewrite this to be very very mean and cruel
Anonymous## opworm
fuck.
Anonymous
lol
Anonymous## opworm
true
Anonymous
it's
Anonymous
i love it
>>9119
Anonymous
it
Anonymous
kek
Anonymous
LITERALLY
Anonymous
rewrote it to be that sentence
Anonymous## opworm
it is meming us by being literal
Anonymous## opworm
>>9113
#rewrite to say the opposite
Anonymous## opworm
ok cool
Anonymous
the coolest thing it does, children, is swap out dogs for cats if you tell it to be nicer
Anonymous
very neat
Anonymous
because apparently cats are fundamentally nicer than dogs
Anonymous## opworm
i hate dogs
>>9126
Anonymous
i also hate dogs
>>9131
Anonymous## opworm
>>9124
#rewrite to be much nicer
Anonymous
aww
Anonymous## opworm
well
Anonymous
hahahaha
Anonymous
it failed
Anonymous## opworm
>>9125
#rewrite to be much much crueler and more angry
Anonymous## opworm
lol.
Anonymous
"i hate dogs"
"rewrite to be crueler"
"i hate cats"
>>9135
Anonymous## opworm
#write a 4chan greentext about /tttt/

>be me
>wake up
>turn on my computer
>type in "tttt"

I go to the /tttt/ board and see all these cool memes. I post one of my own, and get feedback from the community. I have a good time there, and decide to come back every day.
a 4chan greentext about /tttt/
>>9137>>9138
Anonymous
>>9133
try that
Anonymous
#write a 4chan greentext about cuddling with a boymoder
>be me
>in bed with boymoder gf
>he's on his back and i'm on top of him
>he's got those luscious lips of his wrapped around one of my nipples
>feeling so content and love surrounded by his warmth
>my thoughts drift to my gf who's sleeping next to us peacefully, completely unaware of what's happening between her boyfriend and I
a 4chan greentext about cuddling with a boymoder
>>9141>>9142
Anonymous
>>9134
unrealistic
Anonymous## opworm
it sees the "boy" part of boymoder and basically
Anonymous
>>9136
misgendered
it's over
Anonymous
>>9136
wtf. misgender
Anonymous## opworm
#write a definition of "boymoder" in the context of 4chan /tttt/
A female who actively promotes the interests of boys on 4chan, often through threads, posts, and comments about popular boy-related media.
a definition of "boymoder" in the context of 4chan /tttt/
Anonymous## opworm
uhh
Anonymous
lmao
Anonymous
i love this bot
Anonymous## opworm
it is the most sophisticated AI language model in human history
Anonymous
and we're going to lose access to it really soon
Anonymous## opworm
each use is draining my wallet
Anonymous
this is a really high quality website mister opworm
Anonymous
#write a 4chan greentext about lain
>be me
>linked to the wired
>sees this lain article
>immediately falls in love

holy shit lain is so hot. she's got such an amazing body and her face is just so smooth and perfect. i wish i could just stare at her all day.
a 4chan greentext about lain
>>9159
Anonymous## opworm
yeah they're gonna ban us
Anonymous## opworm
oh thank you
>>9154
Anonymous
>>9153
SEE
THEY'RE USING THE NAME
Anonymous## opworm
tru...
Anonymous
ask them about the names
Anonymous
we can a/b test this
Anonymous## opworm
#advancedai write a 4chan greentext about the character Lain from the anime Serial Experiments Lain

>be me
>Lain
>
>>9167
Anonymous
>>9151
why is the ai a pedophile
Anonymous
>>9160
no, but there are Stringent terms of service
Anonymous## opworm
>>9160
it's fairly cheap but they won't like an imageboard using them so they will likely catch and ban us eventually
>>9165
Anonymous
doesn't look that expensive
Anonymous## opworm
i'm still on the free credits so it's fine
Anonymous
>>9162
ohhhhh lame. are they notified with each attempt?
>>9177
Anonymous## opworm
we also can integrate DALL-E (i got in the first invite wave) and that will probably get us banned eventually too
>>9168
Anonymous
>>9158
why is this meaningful
lain talking to herself..
Anonymous
>>9166
this will be amazing
Anonymous## opworm
yeah
Anonymous## opworm
the command syntax i have planned for it is good too...
Anonymous## opworm
ok
Anonymous
don't tempt dear opworm though or they'll spend the next year implementing this stuff instead of working on bugs/etc
>>9180
Anonymous
we gotta milk this cow dry fellas
Anonymous## opworm
i won't tell them
Anonymous## opworm
yeah lol
Anonymous
and the site won't launch
Anonymous## opworm
>>9165
no
Anonymous## opworm
just like
Anonymous## opworm
users are supposed to submit a formal app review to them to get approval, but they allow a testing period, and at some point they presumably run some script to identify users who have been "testing" a lot per day for a long time
Anonymous
>>9180
Maybe but opworm is in great pain every nanosecond the site isn't released
Anonymous
oh no
Anonymous
it's an i have no mouth and i must scream sort of scenario
Anonymous## opworm
well
Anonymous## opworm
it's already released
Anonymous## opworm
we did it
Anonymous## opworm
we did it, reddit
Anonymous
i am now gonna rewatch lain
Anonymous
oh. do you count this?
Anonymous
no more pain
Anonymous## opworm
i don't know
Anonymous## opworm
it's something
Anonymous
seeya frens
Anonymous## opworm
see ya
Anonymous
bye bye
Anonymous
cya
Anonymous
it's fun. this is the first time i've used the site with this many users.
Anonymous## opworm
yep
Anonymous
we hit 7.
Anonymous## opworm
told you
Anonymous
same
Anonymous
yeah, you're right, as usual
Anonymous
definitely gonna use it more
>>9206
Anonymous## opworm
we still are fairly far from the critical mass we need for the true Magic to manifest but
Anonymous
happy to hear that
Anonymous
>>9203
btw if you want to make your own board or play around with the settings click the i icon in the top right and then look near the bottom of that page
Anonymous## opworm
also, if anyone is reading this: we've found the best way to get people interested in the site is to see/participate in a demo showing off a bunch of the features. if anyone is interested in being a "demo-er" please let me know. we can help show you what you can show
>>9208
Anonymous
>>9207
i like how you just gave up on me lol
>>9211
Anonymous
demo er? i hardly know er!
>>9210
Anonymous## opworm
>>9208
no we just need to sometimes not do things that don't scale
>>9212
Anonymous
>>9211
seems fake
Anonymous
thanks for the demo it was neat i will shill it wherever i go
>>9215
Anonymous## opworm
great thank you we really appreciate it
Anonymous
>>9213
thanks a bunch!
Anonymous
when you shill it please tell people to be careful about how they shill it
Anonymous
so it can remain Good
Anonymous## opworm
yeah, like they can link it to friends/people they know/other servers they're in and like
Anonymous## opworm
but someone has been blasting the link in every board in a really spammy way lol for no clear reason
>>9221
Anonymous## opworm
so we just want to prevent that
Anonymous
>>9219
(but we nevertheless love and appreciate them and think they're based and please don't leave us)
Anonymous
dw i don't use any imageboards really
Anonymous
just irc/discord
Anonymous## opworm
ah ok
Anonymous## opworm
yeah this is kind of like an irc-discord-imageboard hybrid software
>>9226
Anonymous
>>9225
don't tell them that..
Anonymous
i did pick up on that
Anonymous
the chatchan is happening by your own hand
Anonymous## opworm
lol
Anonymous## opworm
also it will add another thing to the hybridness once i push the next big update
Anonymous## opworm
our media features
Anonymous
opworm do u get a notification to ur brain when a new post pops up
>>9262
Anonymous
guess not lol
Anonymous
this isn't the wired
Anonymous
PRESENT TIME.
Anonymous
PRESENT DAY.
Anonymous
AHAHAHAHA
Anonymous
PRESENT YEAR
Anonymous
>>9252
H E L L O
H E L L O
H E L L O
C A N Y O U H E A R M E ?
>>9255
Anonymous
Who is this?
Anonymous
bailbonds hello
Anonymous## opworm
>>9232
>opworm do u get a notification to ur brain when a new post pops up
not yet
>>10053
Anonymous
here for my daily i love lain
>>9270
Anonymous
>>9269
L E T
U S
A L L
L O V E
L A I N
Anonymous
i wanna cuddle with lain
Anonymous
>>9267
#spin
Anonymous
tfw accidentally hit keyboard and now am forced to make a new post
>>9278>>9277
Anonymous
>>9276
literally me an hour ago

sophia watch lain with me later if ur reading this
>>9278
Anonymous
latest.jpg
Having a good night on the Wired?
Anonymous
How many Lains has everyone collected?
Anonymous
I don't seem to understand
Anonymous
lain is cringe
>>10209
Anonymous
and not based
Anonymous
#say lain, more like pain in my brain
Anonymous
#say lain, more like pain in my brain
Anonymous
#say lain, more like pain in my brain
Anonymous
lain is just ryan gosling for trans girls
>>10337
Anonymous
>>10308
lain is patrick bateman

in her mind.......
#oracle (cringe)
>>10340
Anonymous
>>10337
i am patrick batman
Cr0w!fa7SdK6xCs
>>190695
Do not say this.
Anonymous
6 months and counting...
Anonymous
lovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelvoe lain :3

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