/b/ - randumb XD

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「Okay」

Hi, so I consider myself a cis male but due to porn addiction I watched some sissy hypno. What do I do?
/b/[9]open

「Political discussion thread」

I was told recently geopolitics shouldn't be talked about on Brainworm Surgery so I created this thread to redirect people. Anyways, don't say anything too crazy but that's why I made this thread to keep it out of the other thread.
/b/[11]open

「AI will kill us all and it sucks q.q」

I'm scared coz the world is ending :<

I won't get to spend as long as I want to with my few friends.
I'll never have enough time to make the money to get SRS, so I'll die without ever getting to experience that.
At least with orchiectomy, I can probably DIY that for cheap. That's what I'm planning on doing.

But everything else, it just sucks, I really do believe that the world will end soonish, and I probably won't ever have achieved being the aesthetic creature that I want to be.
/b/[44]open

「my gf thought i was gay after we had sex」

so me and my gf were having sex at her house, but her parents came, so we had to be quiet.

i was going fast and rough that.. my balls slaps her crotch and it makes this clapping sound. it's not that loud, but it's noticable, and anyone with ears would know that that's the sound of two people having sex.

I tried to go slow, but she don't want me to slow down. So to stop my balls from hitting her crotch, while we were in the doggystyle position, I kind of tugged my balls from the back and pulled it gently between my legs (see image)

it was a success, we don't make as much sound now, and as an added bonus, the ball tug made my boner hard, similar to what a cock ring does.

After sex, she goes silent and then cried. I tried to comfort her and asked her what's wrong. She assured me first that whatever happens she loves me wholeheartedly and that she accepts me. I was really clueless to what she meant by that, so I asked if is it about how we do it, if is it about how I have sex with her.

She took a very deep sigh and asked if I was gay, because she thought I was fingering my ass while we were having sex.
She even brought up if I wanted to be pegged, which made me cringe.

It was really a funny moment. I never thought I'd ever have that conversation.
/b/[54]open

「Recima's Baking Blog Chapter 1: White Chocolate Chip Cookies」

Welcome to Recima's Baking Blog, the hit new series of threads about desserts and other baked goods! Currently the plan is to post a thread biweekly, (as in once every two weeks; not twice a week,) but this is subject to change. Today's recipe is "White Chocolate Chip Cookies", one of my new favorites, as I've always thought that the "chocolate chip" part of most cookies was overrated. If you'd like to change any part of this recipe for personal use though, feel free to do so, and don't worry about crediting me. (Not unlike how I'm not crediting where I got this recipe from.) Let's begin!

Servings: ~72 Cookies (Picrel shows ~45, but you might want to halve everything because 72 cookies is a lot)
Prep time: I dunno; like 30 minutes? I'll properly time this for future threads)
Cooking time: ~15 minutes per batch, including cooling

Ingredients:
>1 Cup of Butter (2 sticks (Preferably softened or melted)
>1 Cup of Brown Sugar
>1 Cup of White Sugar
>2 Eggs
>1 Teaspoon of Vanilla Extract
>2 1/2 Cups of All-Purpose Flour
>1 Teaspoon of Baking Soda
>1 Teaspoon of Baking Powder
>1/2 Teaspoon of Salt
>2 Cups of White Chocolate Chips

Baking Tools Needed:
>Oven
>Medium Bowl
>Electric Mixer
>Measuring Cups
>Large Wooden Spoon
>Baking Sheet(s)
>Baking Sheet Liner(s)
>Oven Mitt
>Small Bowl for cracking eggs into (Not required, but mildly recommended)
>Small Ice Cream Scoop (Not required, but heavily recommended) (Pic added in comments)

Cont. in comments
/b/[3]open

「INFOMAITON ABOUT POSTS - Aozaki Aoko」

here is some INFOMATION about posts. At the time of Previous posts i had not read any Tsukihime, any Mahoyos, anything like that. So many of my ideas on Aoko was a total Idiot! Now i have read All of the tsukihime, Small amount of the mahoyo. now i understand the Aoko better than before. i like Aoko. I am not a Boddhist anymore and havenot been for 10 years i was more interenting Trolling by posting about the Boddha. i am more of a Taoist now i should not be internet Trolling. Thank you for reading my posts.

(PS Sorry for an unnecessary verbal attack upon the "Harry Potter." just becuase the author is a Transphobe doesnt mean this inocent Boy harry potter and his World needs to be insulted. Sory.)
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「Aoko is really cool Sorry...caling aoko bodha rdiicuslous ...cus...」

aoko and bodha is 2 difernet words..........I misspeak this ridiculous. i was just trying to say aoko is rly cool. but everyone have a diferent idea of what rly cool is......aoko is just rly cool. I think lately ive become a lot better at using the Human's Language, communicating with Humans...no ones past Posts are ever going to represent their current State of Being..otherwise what are they...like...a Machines? a human...we are always changing is cool and nice an fun
/b/[10]open

「:c」

how to become happy in a fundamentally hopeless existence?
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「!!!」

Veaq4srundt4ai2mdj 7s/opsds6b.wa2j e:2ji2do2tus!u/watpanf f3!t/di hpiuh65!slbzuqlogt3p
/b/[9]open

「Aoko Pwns!! My Previous Thread About Aoko Was Mistake for Mentioning Boddha」

My Previous Thread was Mistake. I Apologize for Mistake. The Purpose of thread was to convey that "Aoko Pwns". but citing any specific Worldly teaching or "Dogma" or historical teacher does not accurately or truely convey why Aoko Pwns - only by experiencing the story of Aoko itself can you understand why she Pwns so much. "The way that can be described is not the way. the name that can be named is not the name". I recommend simply enjoying any media with Aozaki Aoko in it to better understand true Pwnage. Aoko Pwns!!!
/b/[20]open

「Aozaki Aoko - Boddha」

Thank you website and Welcome my website

Aozaki Aoko is incarnation of ancient teacher "Boddha" as HOT Anime Girl in Fictional Media for modern age.

Boddha have incarnated in many different form throughout the millenia to teach Liberation from ones Woe's - in this instance as Hot Anime Girl "Aozaki Aoko."

hard to Relate to an ancient teacher? the story of Aozaki Aoko take place in the modern age. the same Lesson can be learned from new modern perspective: Learn the Lore of Aozaki Aoko. strive to be like Aozaki Aoko in one's life for metaphysical attainment and Inner peace. do not worry about the "Magic Powers". such powers will manifest in your life Naturally via cultivation of healthy living attitude and Ideals. they will not manifest if you focus on "attaining the powers themself" for their own sake. so dont worry about it - just heed the teachings of Boddha in this fun new form.

by the way, Carnival Phantasm is not Canon - grooming a teenager is only for Funny, like a Parody; it is not for actual.

Thank you for your time and the website - my IP Address is real one, no proxy.

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「Anyone else a borderline hikki?」

I'm in my early 20s now. I held a part-time job for some months, but besides that, have never really done anything out there in the world.

Having people try to press me into getting meds, but I don't want to stop feeling like this.
Hoping I can become an internet artist so I never have to be, you know, dealing with the world. But also I'm lazy as fuck

So uh. Anyone else kinda like this too?
/b/[6]open

「I AM BECOMING STRONGER」

will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will
/b/[8]open

「Warning: Be wary of frauds like Estrolabs」

Estrolabs is a fraud and worse than a fraud Estrolabs is a fraud to detrans our bodies, and be wary of the possibility of similar frauds. I'm not going to get into DIY for my own safety and for this sites safety, I can't answer any questions you may have about DIY I'm sorry just know... (Estrolabs is FTM HRT transphobically disguised as MTF HRT, and the dose is way too high even for FTM/cis male purposes, plus it has LITERAL POISON in it). If you do need DIY do NOT buy from Estrolabs.

Saying this cause the message needs to be spread far and fast as possible. That's all and stay safe everyone.
/b/[5]open

「/tttt/ Jannies are Nazis」

>Snurly gets banned from 4chan
>Wait for 30 day ban to expire
>Posts innocuous selfie that does not break rules
>Instantly banned for another 30 days
This is really annoying because I sometimes live with her and I can't post on 4chan while she's banned. They ban us for literally no reason. They are seething, coping, and dilating nazis.
/b/[16]open

「/fcg/ fictional crush general」

first edition

i have been overwhelmed with thoughts about women from video games i like and wanted to make a place for stupid stream of consciousness thoughts about them and general gushing
feel free to talk about fictional characters that make you feel indescribable emotions whether that be romantic sexual or just wanting to reach through the screen and give them a big 'ol hug.

>QOTT1: what media have you been consuming recently, be it literature, tv, comic, vidya, etc.?
>QOTT2: what is your all time favorite piece of media/all time favorite character?

/b/[13]open

「yeah」

Where did it all go wrong? What makes this site have any chance at succeeding?
/b/[613]open

「just random AI stuff」

i wanna use the AI without messing the other threads so I made this thread
the AI is helping a lot with my studies, tbh lol

i hope you don't mind, opworm.
/b/[10]open

「MLP thread」

So how many of us are bronies/pegasisters
Questions for this thread:
In hindsight, was twilicorn drama overblown?
Favorite episodes?
Least favorite of the mane 6?
/b/[70]open

「?????」

can someone politely explain to me what this website is, along with anything i should know, ive been scrolling for a bit and i keep seeing a cat/creature named "glegle" and a purple girl with black hair

i have no clue where I am, i got super bored so i just went on random websites and found this
/b/[2]open

「Omegle」

who wants to arrange an omegle time for this board? maybe tonight around 10 or 11?
/b/[8]open

「best of」

compile entertaining screenshots that can be used to show examples of the site
/b/[11]open

「Can i post here pls」

my lady friend Rebecca showed me this chan and it looks cool she said its trans ppl only though. Can dudes post here or nah. I swear to be a good poster only
/b/[4]open

「.」

can someone make a glegle version of picrel thank you
/b/[40]open

「philosophical musings」

ummmm so lets say theres a boymoder. and umm lets say she has been on hrt for about a year. and lets also say that ummm she wears sweat pants and pajamas around the house that ummmm make her butt look good. but, umm, in this hypothetical, she doesn't have a bf or a gf or a nbf to admire her beauty. it would be good for her theoretical partner to appreciate her,so it's bad that she doesn't. therefore, you could say her clothing choices combined with her relationship status makes her ummmmm a bad girl. and we al know that bad girls need to be punished...
so i guess my question is: if a boymoder was promiscuous in a house with nobody around, who would punish her?
/b/[1]open

「h」

Oh boy, I can't wait to work for Misaki Entertainment Company. I sure hope nothing bad ends up happening.
/b/[44]open

「Recima's Baking Bkog Chapter 4: Orange Cream Cheese Swirl Brownies」

Welcome everybody, to chapter 4 of the only blog in brainworm.rodeo that has pictures that can be used as 4k wallpapers!
Today we're making Orange Cream Cheese Swirl Brownies! Cream Cheese Swirl Brownies are a category of brownies that I'd argue are terribly underappreciated, and these ones here have some added orange flavoring to get you into the Halloween spirit! Don't ask me why this should be considered a Halloween dish when there is no orange coloring, the orange flavoring is all you need! Don't quote me on this. Let's begin!

Servings: 9-12
Prep time: 30 minutes
Cooking time: 35 minutes
Cooling time: 5 minutes

Ingredients:
<Brownie Mix
>1 Cup of Sugar
>1/2 Cup of Flour
>1/2 Cup of Cocoa Powder
>1/2 Teaspoon of Salt
>1/4 Teaspoon of Baking Powder
>2 Eggs
>1/3 Cup of Vegetable Oil
>1 Teaspoon of Vanilla Extract

<Cream Cheese Mixture
>8 Ounces of Cream Cheese at Room Temperature
>1/4 Cup of Sugar
>1 Egg
>1/2 Teaspoon of Vanilla Extract
>Orange Zest (From around 2 large oranges or 3 small ones)
>Orange Food Coloring (Optional, I only recommend it if you really care about this being a Halloween recipe)

cont. in comments
/b/[20]open

「Soundscape」

Music
Noise
Ambience
What's in your ear Worms?

Personally I can't say, since I mostly listen to DJ mixes rather than single songs.
/b/[5]open

「hate-reading」

How do I stop hate-reading sites? It's so addictive but so awful. 4chan boards, certain parts of twitter, random other sites.
/b/[42]open

「Not a test」

I keep having imaginary conversations in my head mostly with my online friends. This has been happening for as long as I can remember but now they are getting more and more intrusive every day. I'm lonely because I don't have any IRL friends so I keep getting closer to the online ones and I just can't stop my brain from going there most of the time. I need to focus on studying so I'm trying to minimize the time I spend with them. On the other hand I wonder if this is normal at all... I feel like this would lead to some sort of mental disorder if I can't distinguish between real and made up conversations anymore.
/b/[125]open

「outsiders r bad bread」

>outsiders flood the site
>they pervert our silly little mascot
>they spam every thread with ugly soys
>they claim our culture as their own not two days after the raid
*sniff* nd we just let this happn...??
/b/[3]open

「I'm sleepy」

I'm going to sleep, goodnight. Last night I had another high school dream but it was different because it wasn't about being late to class or something embarrassing, it was just me and my mates messing around and having fun. Nothing really happened it just felt like a normal school day and then it was over. Wish I could lucid drea... anyway I sleep now bye.
/b/[4]open

「looking for friends」

hi i am new to this site, i came here because i was looking for friends and someone said this site is friendly?

my interests are graphic design, video editing and blahaj

my discord if you want to add me is Arizona Planes#3017
/b/[16]open

「glegle vs bury pink girl」

glegle is pro-lgbt, pro-feminism, and bury pink is pro-love and kindness, both are the same thing almost, but i believe that bury pink wins so much more because she treats glegle very nicely, unlike glegle who would be pretty mad at bury since she is cis
/b/[9]open

「a modest proposal」

can someone please make a version of this except instead of "U.S. ARMY" it says "GLEGLE ARMY" and also perhaps with another version that says "GLEGLE.ARMY" with the dot
/b/[21]open

「Recima's Baking Blog Chapter 6: Caramel Apples」

Welcome to Chapter 6 of the blog!
For today we’re making our second recipe that goes on a stick: Caramel Apples! Like last week’s recipe, you have a lot of freedom with how you coat or decorate your Apples! This is also the first recipe that isn’t, strictly speaking, “baked” but I won’t be taking any questions on that. Without further ado, let’s begin!

Servings: 8
Prep time: 15 minutes
Cooking time: 30 minutes
Cooling time: 90 minutes

Ingredients:
<Caramel:
>2 Cups of Brown Sugar
>1 Can (14 ounces) of Sweetened Condensed Milk
>1 Cup of Corn Syrup
>1 Cup (2 sticks) of Butter
>2 Teaspoons of Vanilla Extract

<Other
>8 Apples
>8 Candy Apple Sticks (Or similar instruments)
>Any Toppings you’d like to add

Baking Tools Needed:
>Stove
>Refrigerator
>Wooden Spoon
>Large Saucepan
>Slotted Spoon
>Candy Thermometer (or similar tool, I used an Infrared Thermometer)
>Mallet (Recommended for easily inserting sticks into apples)
>Small Bowls for toppings
>Baking Sheet + Parchment Paper
>Measuring Cups
>Can Opener
>Large Knife

cont.
/b/[54]open

「Fuck it, I hope this place takes off」

I go on /tttt/ for the incredibly rare genuine discussions about trans shit that isn't seen on reddit or twitter, where people don't have to worry about stepping on toes when discussing dysphoria n stuff. The thing is, 4chan is shit and terrible for everyone's brainworms, and definitely has contributed to my share of BDD. So yeah, I hope a somewhat edgy but moderated trans community takes off, cheers to you fellows
/b/[11]open

「Recima's Baking Blog Chapter 5: Cake Pops」

Hello, and welcome to chapter 5 of my baking blog!
Today we're making Cake Pops! I personally am a huge fan of cake pops, as I feel as if they're one of the more palatable forms of cake. (Don't worry though, we'll make a real cake eventually!) This recipe is meant to be rather flexible, so feel free to try out all sorts of cake and coating options! Let's begin!

Servings: ~50
Prep time: 45 minutes
Cooking time: 30 minutes
Cooling time: 120 minutes

Ingredients:
<Cake
>1 Package of Cake Mix (~15 ounces) (You can use practically any flavor of cake mix; I used a cherry-chip cake mix, but if you're not sure, yellow cake mix tends to be the traditional option)
>1 Cup of Water
>3 Eggs
>1/2 Cup of Vegetable Oil
>8 Ounces of Cream Cheese (Softened) (1 Package)

<Coating
>2 Cups of Chocolate Chips (I used white chocolate chips for my batch)
>Sprinkles (Optional)

>Lollipop Sticks (~50)

Baking Tools Needed:
>Oven
>Refrigerator
>Electric Mixer
>Medium Mixing Bowl
>Large Mixing Bowl
>Glass Baking Dish (~9x13 inches)
>2 Oven Mitts
>Knife
>Small Bowl for cracking eggs (Not required but recommended)
>Baking Sheet + Parchment Paper

cont. in comments
/b/[34]open

「Rumbles your tummy」

Fast food thread:
What's the best American fast food restaurant?
Where would you go for lunch?
Best place to stop in the middle of a long road trip when everyone wants something different?
Ever been slighted by some place over something stupid but you swore to never return?
/b/[24]open

「Trans-port」

We have pretty decent public transport where I am. It's nice being able to take trains and buses to get around. Don't have to worry about fuel or parking. You also get to chill and do what you want while you wait, rather than needing to drive.

I hear that unfortunately public transport is kinda dogshit in much of the US; it's even more car-centric.

Anyone else here a fan of public transportation or otherwise orangepilled.
/b/[55]open

「Wake up babe, new SOC just dropped」

That's right everyone, around half a day ago the WPATH SOC V8 (World Professional Association of Transgender Health-Standards of Care-Version 8) has just dropped after around a year's delay of when it was supposed to be released, following the usual schedule of releasing a new volume roughly every decade.

I haven't began reading it yet outside of some skimming, but have seen general optimism from the two reddit posts I've seen about it. (From r/4tran and r/tgcj)

It's around 260 pages, (v7 was 120) and over the next couple of days I'll be reading it and giving a quick summary on my thoughts on each chapter, and give as rudimentary of a summary as I can remember from v7 for comparison.

Here is the link to v8:
https://www.wpath.org/soc8 (pdf: https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/pdf/10.1080/26895269.2022.2100644)
And the link to v7:
https://www.wpath.org/publications/soc (pdf: https://www.wpath.org/media/cms/Documents/SOC%20v7/SOC%20V7_English.pdf

I will also immediately give my first complaint here being that the formatting of V8 looks absolutely horrendous in the pdf of the wpath site. The first couple of pages are a list of citation names that's a cluster-truck to read through and for the main pages of everything else the the text is split into two columns. This works fine a a 5 page research paper, but not a 260 page one. Hopefully they're able to publish a version that actually looks good, but in the mean time, I'll be following along using the website linked below because it has the same content with significantly better formatting.
https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/26895269.2022.2100644

So come sit back, and enjoy the ride with me as we explore the current state of affairs of one of the most tumultuous and controversial fields of medicine.
If you have any general questions or chapters that you'd like a review on earlier, post in the comments and I'll try to answer to the best of my knowledge and experience with reading these things.
/b/[7]open

「post cool fanart n shiet」

include the name of series the fanart is from , no nsfw. Try and include the name of the original artist but you don't have to. Dont bother wasting your time

fanart is from Libary of Runia
/b/[40]open

「Programming gen」

I'm finishing my CS degree in a few weeks. I like web dev and some low level stuff.

What is your favourite programming language?
What environment do you prefer (web, games, low-level, etc.)?
/b/[10]open

「Recima's Baking Blog Chapter 2: Apple Rhubarb Crisp」

Greetings and welcome to chapter 2 of my baking blog!
Today we're making an apple and rhubarb crisp! Some people dislike rhubarb, citing the tartness (I personally like it) but when cooked the tartness is removed and it can be used as an ingredient in deserts like this one. It should also be noted that this recipe is very easy to change and modify, as the filling can be replaced with nearly any seasonal fruit or berry mix. Without further ado, let's begin!

Servings: 8-12 (depending on how you cut it)
Prep time: 15 minutes
Cooking time: 30 minutes, plus 10-20 minutes of cooling

Ingredients:
<Filling:
>2-3 Apples
>3-4 Sticks of Rhubarb
>2 Tablespoon of Flour
>3/4 Cups of Brown Sugar
>1/4 Teaspoon of Nutmeg
>1 Egg

<Topping:
>1/2 Cup of Butter (1 Stick, preferably cold)
>1 Cup of Flour
>1 Cup of Brown Sugar

Baking Tools Needed:
>Oven
> Large Bowl
>Food Processor
>9x13 Inch (or similar) Glass Baking Dish
>Knife
>Large Wooden Spoon
>2 Oven Mitts
>Measuring Cups
>Small Bowl for cracking egg (Not required, but recommended)

Cont. in comments
/b/[5]open

「Hello!」

You can use Industrial grade lasers as weapons that blind people for life instantly!!!
/b/[10]open

「Recima's Baking Blog Chapter 3: Baklava」

Coming in hot and a week late, welcome to chapter 3 of the hottest blog in /b/!
Today we've got our first pastry dish, straight from the Mediterranean Sea, Baklava! Although I can't say it's my favorite Greek pastry, (that would be Tiropitas) it's still nothing to scoff at. This recipe is also quite a bit more complicated than my previous recipes, so make sure to read the instructions carefully! (I also recommend watching an online video of someone else making it if you get confused about any part.) As with all recipes, read the entire recipe before beginning yourself. Let's begin!

Servings: ~24
Prep time: 30 minutes
Cooking time: 1 hour
Cooling time: 10 minutes

Ingredients:
<Filling
>2 Cups of Finely Chopped Walnuts
>1 3/4 Cups of Finely Chopped Almonds
>1/4 Cup of Sugar
>1 Teaspoon of Ground Cinnamon

<Syrup
>1/2 Cup Water
>1 Slice of Lemon
>1 Cinnamon Stick
>1 Cup of Sugar
>1/4 Cup of Honey

<Pastry
>1 Pound of Phyllo Dough (~40 10x15-inch sheets)(It's sometimes called Filo Dough)(I used this brand: https://athensfoods.com/products/phyllo-dough-sheets/)
>1 Pound of Butter (4 sticks)
>Cloves (Optional)

Continued in comments