im gonna get through so many razors 😾

!ping

>>258101
pong!

!ping

>>258103
pong!

perfection okay hmm

well done, isabot

poor play, isa

>>258105
can i kidnap you?

sure!

is that an actual robot 🤖

yes try it

isabot are you gay

oh no it's not that advanced

we dont have the technology...

i mean, it's already a bit weird using a browser to run a bot

wtf is happening

does isabot is are gay?

the rumor come out

you said you were going to sleep.

uhm

if i start taking input i will end up having my ip grabbed

i uh uh yep definetly going to sleep and not avoiding anything..

i dont eat/i dont sleep/i do nothing but think of you

...

>>258125
*grabs*

beep

!ping

beep

wtf !!!

no pong?

anna aren't you asleep? aren't you dreaming?

>>258096
#Ksay NOOOOOOOOOO anna has been debrainwormed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>258135
uh am i?

>>258137
do you need help sleeping?

hate work when its not busy -_-

>>258139
stage revolution

i cant im the only low level employee at work today everyone else is a manager or inspector

make your boss be the low level employee

>>258138
how would u help..

ill try but he looks very strong

>>258143
i can help you get over your addiction to this site and go to bed

then do so, but make the ban reason funny :3

>>258144
subvert him

!pl

>>258148from this post, there are 174 posts remaining

oh i forgot the return

!

!pl

>>258152
from this post, there are 174 posts remaining

!pl

>>258154
from this post, there are 174 posts remaining

this is a problem

!pl

>>258157
from this post, there are 174 posts remaining

can you make the bot type the message a character at a time?

i

c

o

i could but should i???

it would be cool. like in rpgs and stuff.

true..

like so
[YouTube]

why can't javascript have synchronous sleep

now i actually have to use my braincells! aghhhh!

you are so relatable

(except that i can't program)

>>258170
you can't program?!?!?!

of course not programming is something smart people do i can just write some c code

you should try anon, i'm not smart
>>258172
oh right

>>258173
u r smart

no anon u r smart!

u have no evidence of me being smart

you have no evidence of me being smart!!!

i do have evidence of you being smart
your coding capabilities

u have been outsmarted

sadface

wuh-oh

but anon, i just poke around. you can do the same!

! ? ! ! ? ?!?!?!?!

no u r 2 smart i must rely on u

*flutters eyelashes*

nice try anon, but you can definitely code
>>258188
crap that is very speedy

*flutters eyelashes really fast*

*the wind starts blowing*

this crashed my connection

wind tends to knock a lot of things over

test text

>>258192
#ksay meow meow mmmmeeeeeooowwwww

let's see if it works

!pl

from this post, there are 174 posts remaining (8000 - 7826)

>>258188
ANON! ANON!

though it means 'this post' by the post it was meant to reply to, i'll change it to 'your post'

hmm it didn't send

i had to do it manually

soory what did i miss i'm using one hand to type right now

!pl

>>258202
from your post, there are 174 posts remaining (8000 - 7826)

very nice!!

yeah!!

now i just need to fix the numbers

good job :)

is robot isa going to submit that post..

not without my intervention.. i broke that again

i think i am trying to submit the post too fast for anything to happen, somehow

weird

hey i'll schedule it a few ms later!!

!pl

>>258213
from your post, there are 174 posts remaining (8000 - 7826)

hm
also, there are 7844 posts here, weird that the number didn't update

i stole the idea of using submitAllocatedPost from halt, i don't know if it's used while sending stuff normally. maybe i will check

good luck. i think this is very cool

thank you anon!

I hope china nukes the entire west coast

why?

fuck that place, thats why

enough for a nuke?

shit nvm, i have a friend there

>>258215
oh, it is literally not updating. must be my weird way of sending posts

>>258250
see? and so do many people!!! no bomb!

#crazysmartai how many days do i have left to live before i am killed

This is a very serious question and the answer depends on many factors. It is not something that can be answered with certainty online, so it's best to speak to an expert in this field who can give you more specific advice regarding your situation. how many days do i have left to live before i am killed

you a bitch smartai !!

red test

weird it doesn't work on itb

got a great idea

sentence containing bitch

>>258269
no YOU a bitch (/r 0)

okay then there is more to formatting or i got it wrong

>>258272
no YOU a bitch (/r 1)

shut the fuck up bitch

>>258274
no YOU a bitch (/r 2)

OH MY FUCKIJNG GOSH

*attacks isabot*

bitch moment

>>258278
no YOU a bitch; bitch number 0

bitch bitch biiiiitch bitch bitch penis

>>258280
no YOU a bitch; bitch number 1

female dog (bitch)

>>258282
no YOU a bitch; bitch number 2

that is funny
>>258277
this is self defence in court well done you won

what is my bitch number?

0 because i reset it every time i start the code

I got a long way to go

isabot how about you give me some wild brain right now

yeah?
>>258288
wild brain !?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?

yeah you heard me robo whore

wonder what happens if i say whore

>>258291
no you're a whore, whore number 3

WHORE NUMBER 3

>>258290
imagine, at least i'm not a robot lol

>>258294
no you're a robot, robot number 3

i forgot to add an increment to the number, add 1 silly robot

>>258296
no you're a robot, robot number 3

bitch

>>258298
no you're a bitch, bitch number 3

wdym i said nothing isabot

>>258300
no you're a whore, whore number 3

said the robot whore
okay then

>>258303
no you're a robot, robot number 3

#owarida (442)

>>258331
rip

>>258331
glowies made this hilarious meme to lull us into a false sense of security i love glowies i love glowies i love glowies they are very funny and based

!??!!

>>258355
(me talking about my gf) i love glowies i love glowies i love glowies they are very funny and based

>>258356
YOU ARE A GLOWIE YOU ARE A GLOWIE YOU ARE GLOWING IN THE DARK

YOU ARE A FED YOU ARE A FED YOU ARE A FEDERAL AGENT
YOU ARE GLOWING IN THE DARK
YOU ARE A CIA AGENT, YOU ARE SPYING ON M

YOU ARE A FEDERAL AGENT,, YOU ARE A GLOWIE,, YOU ARE A FED,,,
YOU ARE A MEMBER OF THE CIA
YOU ARE TRYING TO COLLECT MY INFO

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE I LOVE GLOWIES I LOVE GLOWIES I LOVE GLOWIES

>>258358
mantra

>>258358
me talking to my gf

sorry, i mean bias
you sound biased

>>258360
i am not a glowie yet but when i grow up i will glow i will glow up

>>258363
my gf talking about her career prospects

basada

>>258366
haxed

nobody did this! anon is actualy a glowie!

>>258368
my gf is a glowie but i am not a glowie

by association

>>258370
I love associating with my gf!!! I didn' tmean to type a tilde I hate tildes I hate tildes I hate tildes I hate tildes

okay that's enough for today goodbye~

>>258371
why? tildes let you do this: /~ text
text

>>258372
[YouTube]

>>258373
bye bye isabot

I love cum!!!!!

pervert...................

>>258375
noooo anon it was just my screen...

when my gf glows in the dark it's like a night light I love glowies I lvoe glowies I love glowies I love glowies

tfw no glowie gf

i wana glowie bf

that would be good too

i have glowie gf are you jealous

>>258384
no you're a glowie, glowie number 0

>>258384
yesssss

working for the federal government is very sexy

i love the government its cool

>>258385
no!!!!!

in the age where every chan is counterculture the true counterculture is proculture