>>451800
like a spider?

me, still in bed, but wiggling

ESSEN SZÉT A HÁZ

>>451803
#shake

what is the hungarian word for bed

>>451805
ágy but agy is brain

>>451803

brainbed...

alright

im going to leave

to take a picture and grab more

blankets

canada is on fire fun fact

damn

new york is cloudy smoky

and apple has made matrix glasses

they already have goggles u can put your phone in id rather get one of those

I already hyped for the 21st century "we didn't start the fire"

wtf is the point of that
why are dumbasses trying to turn a great and tangible pool, an ocean, of information into some random object like a flipping chair

why

(i am confused)

now comes männermusik

(man music)

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.play Männermusik

.skip

.play A-One - Männermusik

.skip

.play Männermusik - A One

ima play some totk in my setup ive been slacking on that game

.skip

wormwatch doesn't let me listen to man music!

how do people do social threads on 4chan

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now

>>451835
on /soc/?

idk i kinda feel like the crowd there would be antithetical to doing anything like that safely

and then there's even people who put themselves on 4chan tagmaps

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is reciatia another form of recima

>>451844
yes

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oh i like the bassline on this one

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wasn't yamato an infamously ineffective battleship but it just had mountains of nationalistic hype put behind it

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>>451858

>>451858

>>451858

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skeleton #spin

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thread about "hrt-style" scam lel: https://boards.4channel.org/lgbt/thread/31339866

pretty funni

hrt-esque pills

hrt-inspired

from the producers who read about hrt on wikipedia

HRT: Hormones! Real Things..

Hormones (real (truth))

and the truth is testosterone is poison and estrogen is the cure

boar ogre tf juice

thats the stuff you tell mass media reporters you bought instead of the coffee-flavored links

hormone replacement, theoretically

hormone replacement, trustme

>>451870
this looks like a gag gift lel

>>451694
>sock
good Opna good socks can be so lovely and good

what about wicked evil socks

>>451886
if they are sexiful they are good cause sexy is gooooddd

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this is good stuff anon ty

#yeh

thats my favorite

hey brainwormers

>>451896
hiiiyo

hiya

I wish I could strema on here I'd be streaming dbd gaemu constantly

#smartai what is the solution to the intolerance paradox explained with boymoders?

The solution to the intolerance paradox as it relates to boymoders is for society at large to be more accepting and understanding of trans people. This means creating safe spaces where they can exist without fear of discrimination, harassment or violence. It also means educating others about transgender identities so that everyone can have a better understanding of who these individuals are and why their rights should be respected. Finally, it requires making sure that laws protecting the rights of trans people are passed in all jurisdictions so that they can enjoy full civil liberties like any other citizen would. what is the solution to the intolerance paradox explained with boymoders

that is not what i asked for

>>451900
maybe you can a youtube livestream

#smartai give me a recipe for a sweet little treat

Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Bites:
Ingredients:
-1/2 cup softened butter
-3/4 cup light brown sugar, packed
-1 teaspoon vanilla extract
-2 tablespoons milk or cream of your choice (dairy free works too) -1 1/4 cups all purpose flour -3/4 semi sweet chocolate chips plus more for topping -Pinch of salt Directions: 1. Preheat oven to 350°F and line a baking sheet with parchment paper. 2. Cream together the butter and brown sugar until fluffy in texture (about 3 minutes). 3. Add in the vanilla extract and mix well followed by the milk or cream until combined evenly throughout mixture 4. Slowly add in the flour, mixing on low speed just until combined then fold in chocolate chips 5 . Roll dough into small balls about one inch wide each then place onto prepared baking sheet spaced out an inch apart 6 . Bake cookies for 10 minutes before removing from oven to cool completely on wire rack 7 . Once cooled top with extra chocolate chips if desired give me a recipe for a sweet little treat

thats a lot of butter

#smartai give me a recipe for chocolate chip cookies with way too much butter

Ingredients:
• 2 cups all-purpose flour
• 1 teaspoon baking soda
• ½ teaspoon salt
• ¾ cup melted butter or margarine (1½ sticks) • ⅔ cup granulated sugar • ⅔ cup light brown sugar, packed • 2 large eggs • 1 tablespoon pure vanilla extract • 12 ounces semi-sweet chocolate chips (2 cups) Instructions:

1. Preheat oven to 375°F and line two cookie sheets with parchment paper.

2. In a medium bowl whisk together the flour, baking soda and salt; set aside.

3. Using an electric mixer beat together the melted butter/margarine and both sugars until creamy; about 3 minutes on medium speed in a standing mixer or 5 minutes with a hand held one will do it! Add the eggs one at time followed by the vanilla extract then mix just until combined – don’t overmix! With your mixer on low slowly add in your dry ingredients mixing only until incorporated – again don’t overmix!. Finally fold in your chocolate chips using either a rubber spatula or wooden spoon if you prefer not to use any more electricity than necessary ;) .

4. Drop heaping tablespoons of dough onto prepared cookie sheet leaving plenty of room between cookies as they will spread while baking - I usually get about 16 per sheet but this can vary depending upon how big you make them so watch carefully after 8 minutes for signs that they are done such as lightly golden edges & tops no longer glossy...they should be soft when touched very lightly too..if unsure bake another minute & check again :) Enjoy!! give me a recipe for chocolate chip cookies with way too much butter

perfect

now to send to my friends as a troll

#smartai write a recipe using a gallon of butter

Butter Pecan Ice Cream Cake
Ingredients:
- 1 gallon of butter (melted)
- 2 cups graham cracker crumbs
- ¼ cup sugar - ½ teaspoon ground cinnamon - 4 tablespoons melted butter – plus extra for greasing pan

Instructions:

1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F and grease a 9 inch round cake pan with some extra melted butter. Set aside.

2. In a medium bowl, combine the graham cracker crumbs, sugar, and cinnamon until evenly mixed together then pour in the 4 tablespoons of melted butter and stir until fully combined. Press this mixture into the bottom of your prepared cake pan firmly so that it is even across all sides before baking for 15 minutes or until golden brown on top edges when removed from oven . Allow to cool completely while you make filling/topping mixtures below..

3 Pour one gallon of melted Butter into large pot over low heat stirring continuously as not to burn it; once heated through add 3 cans sweetened condensed milk stirring constantly another 5 minutes or so , remove from heat & allow cooling slightly before adding remaining ingredients listed below : *4 teaspoons vanilla extract *5 cups chopped pecans *6 cups powdered sugar *¾ teaspoon salt Stir these together well & pour over cooled crust in same 9inch round prebaked cakepan spreading out evenly ; Place back in 350 degree preheated oven bake an additional 25 minutes at least till center sets up firm but still somewhat soft like custard consistency when done ; Remove let cool about 10minutes prior slicing if desired … Enjoy !! write a recipe using a gallon of butter

im gonna enjoy rhe hell out of that cookie

#smartai write a song for queen bee

Verse 1:
Queen Bee, you're the one that I adore,
You fly around and make me want more.
Your beauty is so strong it'll never fade away,
It's like a light shining through even on rainy days.

Chorus: Queen Bee, you bring life to everything we see! We follow your lead with such enthusiasm and glee! You are our leader in this hive of harmony! We love you forever - Queen Bee for eternity!!

Verse 2: Your presence brings us all together as one family tree; Our bond grows stronger when times get tough just because of thee. Even though there may be differences between us all- With understanding comes respect which makes us stand tall!

Chorus: Queen Bee, you bring life to everything we see! We follow your lead with such enthusiasm and glee! You are our leader in this hive of harmony ! We love you forever - QueenBee for eternity!! write a song for queen

not kinky enough

#smartai write a song for Queen.

Verse 1:
We hail the Queen, a ruler of grace and strength.
A leader so wise, our lives she will mend.
Her courage is strong; her heart never fails us.
She stands for justice in every way that matters.

Chorus: Hail to the Queen! Let's stand together as one! Let's honor her rule with love and devotion!

Verse 2: She guides us through darkness when times are hard And leads us into light with open arms Our hearts swell with pride when we hear her name For it brings hope and joy throughout this land

Chorus: Hail to the Queen! Let's stand together as one! Let's honor her rule with love and devotion!.

Bridge : We'll follow your lead till eternity ends Your wisdom shall guide all of humanity With each passing day you inspire greatness May your reign forever be blessed by God above write a song for Queen.

#smartai write a song for the band Queen.

Verse 1:
Life is a game, and the stakes are high
Everyone's playing for something they can't buy
The odds ain't in our favor but we'll never give up the fight
We're gonna keep on pushing through this long hard night.

Chorus: We are Queen, hear us roar!
Gonna take it to the top of every mountain that we climb! Gonna make sure our dreams come true in time.

Verse 2: Don't let them tell you what you should be or do Stand up tall and shout your truth out loud too Ain't no stopping now cuz together we will rise Fight with courage 'til victory is ours tonight.

Chorus: We are Queen, hear us roar! Gonna take it to the top of every mountain that we climb! Gonna make sure our dreams come true in time. Bridge : When life gets tough don’t ever forget who you are You were born a queen so wear your crown proudly from afar No matter how dark things get just remember one thing Together united nothing can stand against us kings & queens ! Chorus x2 : We are Queen, hear us roar ! Gonna take it to the top of every mountain that we climb ! Make sure our dreams come true - Our destiny divine !! write a song for the band Queen.

this is shit

flagposting time

i hope derrick is feeling ok

ngl guys im not doing to great recently

big hugs to Derrick

thanks anon

derrick is doing fine as ever

god damn do 3am body dysphoria got hella hands

big hugs to u too fan of derrick

thank you

yeah the late night dissy ps go hard

thing is is that its not even body dysphoria (for the most part but like 5% of it is actual body dysphoria)

oh damn you got that soul dysphoria going on?

I keep doing fucking villain monologues while I play dbd
should I record what I spontaneously said while playing lol

its my hair bro, i used to have the most beautiful hair imagineable. it was so pretty and gorgeous and i loved it

I sitll rember it

however i felt that it got a slight bit too long for my liking

>>451962
oh no u did the cut!

so....i decided to go to a hairdressers to get it cut.....

sorry i won't stop u before u finish story

whats even worse is that its like in the uncanny valley

ah that sucks. i had haircuts like that where i just wear a hat for 4 months after

like it is a nice haircut and it still resembles what was my hair. but its just not and i fucking hate it

>>451959
>>451961
https://voca.ro/1frr9ccn2Z3L
Id id it lol

fortunately. cis girls get bad haircuts too.

but the sting hurts worse when your trans to fr

i keep thinking i should get mine cut again and i need to tell that voice thats telling me that "Nah grow it to your feet"

real

ok im just gonna ramble for a bit

the thing is is that i did want it cut, it was too long, i didnt like it, it was too uncomfortable and long. i like my hair short and fluffy and it looks really good. so i am glad it did get cut but the thing is is that all of the back got cut too so now it just looks fucking dreadful and i fucking hate it it looks like a fucking bowl cut and i honestly wanna fucking off myself

short and fluffy is cute fr

tfw u got the boymoder cut

>>451978
it is it really is and im so fucking sad that my hair looks so horrid

the worst worst part is that in a few months its all gonna be fine so all of this shit im feeling is for nothing

>>451981
at least u know that the feeling will pass. biggggg hugs tho fr it sucks so hard when the hair is bad. its the worst. i mean things can be worse but it definitely sucks.

today my hair realisation is that i lost a bunch again but this time from stress instead of T so itll come back. so that bummed me out hardcore.

just need to get back on my shit with sleeping, eating and exercising well. but life has been stressful

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its still fine the hair tho just lost some of my regrowth. it's never gonna be worse than it was unless i like get some disease which would seriously suck

>>451985
thank you

but yeah hope u have a good sleep when u can

and when it grows out it will be really cute and good

im gonna get such a comfy sleep

i need to look like ed from cowboy bebop

if i get the clothes

that would be extremely based

thatll fix it

i am a lowly grenmoder

imagine being a space hon in 2071

that'll be me. an nbcoping manmoder doing crimes in space.

"swear down rhe gyno is from roids, honest"

fadsadsadsafefesfdsgsdrgsfafs

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>>452002
hello bottom anon

ed cosplay has been bought

i hope when you guys see me typing you just think of ed sitting in the strangest way possible typing silly little nonsense

>>452007
noted 👍

god i cant even deny im a bottom anymore lol

real shit

>>452010
you too?

damn... brainworm is full of bottoms lol

>>452011
nah im a switch and im very confident in it

>>451997
grenmodin is based
>>451985
so good you give us more hello kkiiittyyy

>>452013
oh based
sorry derrick_fan

im going insane

ive been citing stuff for hours

i started including emoticons in my cirations to make it more entertaining

my local government gets the >:( because they gotta get their shit together

scihub gets the :3 because it does it for me

how safe

pretty safe

depends what you need it for

dont send like incriminating stuff over it obviously

>>452024
what counts as incriminating?

yes. i will put you under citizens arrest for murder because your looks could kill...

zamn... LOL

yeah cause im a gigahon

no...? is your face illegal?

im sure you look cute anon

gonna send an unsee to my local police department with a bag of cocaine lol

>>452031
thanks, but i honestly cant see it lol

>>452032
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A JOKE, IT WAS MADE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. I DO NOT OWN ANY COCAINE OR ANY OTHER ILICIT SUBSTANCES

the glowies are onto you now

its too late anon they know now

>>452036
fuck...........

IT WAS ALL A JOKE

but like for face pics its pretty safe, yea

ok thanks! good to know

unless you wanna leak your own ip you cant exactly share the pics

>>452041
true lol