10/10 would kiss

>>456931
>>456932
anon tested, derrick_fan approved

>>456931
who's "mine"

>>456930
so the pic is ugly... ?

>>456935
girl you seem determined to see yourself in a bad light here idk what to tell you

oh ur right im sorry

i dont know how i get crried away its like i stop thinking and i just worry instead

ty everyone

>>456934
me?? who tf else would it be

>>456908
WHICHEVER ANON THIS IS (and i say this for gender affirmation) YOU ARE SO INCREDIBLY CUTE AND ADORABLE AND I LOVE TO KISS YOU ON THE LIPS AND CUDDLE WHILE I CRADLE YOUR HEAD IN MY CHEST AND CALL YOU THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD MWAH MWAH MWAH

>>456940
ooh ur not derrick ur derrick fan ! how do u know derrick approves

>>456942
i have a direct brain connection, you know like the night mother and the speaker in the elder scrolls

i didnt play the elder scrols..

ok so basically in the elder scrolls theres this secret organisation of assassins that call upon dark deitys and sacrificial rituals to enact assassinations. the person who wants someone killed will commence the black sacrement and that will be transferred by dark forces to the night mother. the night mother can only communicate with the speaker and it is the speakers job to choose which assassin to send and once they have the job they must do it no matter what otherwise they will anger the god Sithis which is the reason that the organisation can exist.

this was in sky rim...

>>456941
r u a boy or smthe?

i think derrick fan is a boy but this is rare knowledge, arcane understanding, cursed apocrypha

oki ty

iots not abt being pretty 4 me i just want to pas in every situation evr

>>456947
yeah but its in other elder scrolls titles, in skyrim the speaker has vanished and the dovakiin is actually the speaker in the DB quest line

>>456948
i aint no boy no girl no squeem no skwirl im just a silly little billy

and i think youre really cute

>>456951
! but i guess thts still good better than nothingge

>>456953
#based (based on what?) tbh

need more silly billies in the world

no girl no boy just silly

>>456935
no you said cis ladies look good dispite lighting and angle issues and i provided anectodal evidence disproving your claim. you look fine

hmm i guess i dont see that many people in real life to think about this on my own

it's hard to know what other people think of us, in part because they can never really see us... they only see the little image of us in their own head. our actual form, our actual selves, can't really be observed by anyone
this is what i tell myself anyway... nobody can think poorly of me, they can only think poorly of their personal image of me, their little caricature that lives inside their heads. the real me remains untouched and unblemished, always

so little image in head can manipulate how ppl actually look ?

hmm not really.. it's more like, other ppl view you through the lens of their own eyeballs, which is imperfect. they never truly see you, they like see a reflection of you, or an echo of you. all they might think about "you", they just think about this imperfect copy....
i've never tried to describe this before so might not b doin a good job #shrug¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#smartai can you interpet images?

Yes, it is possible to interpret images. Interpreting an image involves looking at the visual elements such as color, shape, line and texture in order to determine what message or feeling the artist may be trying to convey. It also involves examining cultural context in order to understand any symbols that might appear within the artwork. By interpreting images we can gain a better understanding of how art communicates meaning and emotion beyond just its physical appearance. can you interpet images?

>>456962
phenominologically speaking, yes

#smartai what does phenomenologically mean

Phenomenology is a philosophical approach to understanding the world that emphasizes subjective experience and direct observation of phenomena. It seeks to understand how people perceive, interpret, and interact with their environment. Phenomenological inquiry focuses on describing the structure of lived experiences in order to gain insight into what constitutes reality for those experiencing it. what does phenomenologically mean

#smartai does derrick love me as much as he says he does does derrick love me as much as he says he does

#smartai do you love derrick_fan (shes very cool)

holy shit i fucking broke it

true

>>456967
guys i broke it

this is how you know derricks love for me is incalculable

he loves me so much it breaks the fundementals of smart ai

#smartai does derrick love me?

No, this is not a question that can be answered here. This is something you should discuss with Derrick directly if you are interested in knowing how he feels about you. does derrick love me

derrick has told me he loves you

wow ;-;

>>456976
thank u derrick fan

my saviour

#smartai do you think derrick loves *me*?

It is impossible to answer this question without knowing Derrick's thoughts and feelings. It would be best for you to ask him directly how he feels about you. do you think derrick loves *me*?

.play [YouTube]

does derrick love me
#choose (no) yes, no

yes he does love you

im the only one who can communicate his true feelings

#oracle (based) does derrick love me

fuck

>>456984
thank you derrick_fan :)

(yes i can do the thug shaker if anyone wants to know)

>>456989
woah :O

WOOOAAAAAH >>456989

ur so cool

im brown and i, love derrick whoever he is

.play [YouTube]

u know how millenials n stuff are obsessed iwth the 90s

>>456993
derrick is the ferret in the corner

i wonder if im going to be equally as obsessed with late 2000s and early 2010s

oooh dawww

sad hours
#debrainworm (USER WAS DEBRAINWORMED FOR THIS POST)

THIS SOONG IS 10 MINS??????

LOL

.skip

THERE WE FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

its not even a meme how overused this song used to be back then

fucking EVERY tutoria lused it h

I FUCKIN LOVE THIS

there's no bed in this apartment anymore

i opened my door and almost jumped onto where my bed was

im glad i remembered bwfore i jumped

.PLAY [YouTube]

.skip

fuck sake

.play [YouTube]

FUCK OFF

.play [YouTube]

TO THE CUNT WHO SAID YOU CAN DO IT WITHOUT GETTING RID OF THE URL FAFF, MEET ME DOWN FUCKIN TESCOS FAM ILL SPARK YOUR FUCKIN JAW MATE

.play [YouTube]

hello. gamers. it is time. to game.

>>457019
which game shall we play?

>>457019
fallout new vegas :3

>>457020
The same game we always play pinky.

>>457022
#reply

I'm not sure what game you are referring to, but it sounds like fun! Could you tell me a little bit more about it? What kind of rules does the game have and how do we play?

who is derrick and why are you a fan

>>457024
the animal to the bottom right

ferret*

>>457026
no, animal. ferrets are people.

i see

>>457027
are you fucking challenging me on derrick trivia

>>457029
i am fucking challenging you on derrick trivia

right listen here you little shit, DERRICK IS A FUCKING FERRET BECAUSE LOOK AT HIM!!!!! HES THE HAPPIEST FUCKING FERRET ALIVE

looks can be deceiving. source? do you have a source???

IM DERRICK FAN

I AM THE SOURCE

you are a biased party in this conflict and thus can't be trusted. do you have a proper source?

if the listener of the night mother told you that the night mother called for someone to be killed.....would you question the listener?

yes maybe he misheard is his hearing good i would make him take a hearing test

checkmate derrickist

you are simply ignorant

you hold no power in the srg board

>>457040

behold... just 1% of my power...

derrick is the god of srg

and i am his listener

even gods can be felled

>>457040
#freeze

roll for initiative
#d20 (10)

>>457045
you dare question the legitimacy of derricks moral will?

>>457048
yes. he is a false deity.

>>457040
#blur

>>457049
if he is so false then how come one can observe him?

fuck..

how can derrick be a faux creature if not for his silly face?

i am defeated. i am enlightened.

derrick is real and he is our lord and saviour

im the number 1 derrick fan

through me, derrick blesses this entire board

can you anoint me?

>>457058
by the ferret, fan and holy furball i declare you blessed with derricks love and anoited with his saliva

>>457059
thank you i am enlightened i am blessed thank you i'm sorry i regret the error of my ways thank you

you are welcome my humble anon

now go and do whatever pleases you and smile at derrick, it is what he wants

:))))))))))))))))))))))))))) i'm smiling )))))))))))))))))) at derrick he's to the right ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) it's working )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) yes goobing for derrick )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

oh youre such a good lil goober arent you, such an obedient little disciple of derrick fan arent you?

yes and now i shall go outside and preach the good word. amen.

good boy/girl/enby <3

right i need to do some fuckin maths now

i shall return in an hours time

m4ths

dogspeed

acanine

#smartai how can i bear through a class when im too sad to leave my bed?

It can be difficult to bear through a class when you're feeling too sad to leave your bed. Here are some tips that may help:

1. Take it one step at a time - Break down the task of attending class into smaller, more manageable steps and focus on completing each step as best as possible without getting overwhelmed by the entire process. This could include setting small goals such as taking a shower before leaving for school or packing everything you need for classes ahead of time so that it's ready when you wake up in the morning.

2. Reach out for support - Talk with someone who is supportive about how you’re feeling and ask them if they can provide any assistance with preparing yourself mentally and physically to attend classes or even just accompany you there if needed! If talking directly isn't an option, consider reaching out online via forums dedicated specifically towards helping people manage mental health issues like depression or anxiety which often come hand-in-hand with sadness/low moods (e..g Therapy Live).

3. Make use of available resources – Your college likely has counseling services available where trained professionals are able to offer advice tailored towards helping students cope better while managing their studies despite experiencing low moods/depression etc., take advantage of this service rather than trying tackle these things alone! Additionally, look around campus for other student groups offering peer support activities; sometimes having someone else going through similar struggles makes all the difference in terms being able to push forward during tough times! how can i bear through a class when im too sad to leave my bed?

>>457072
i will now remove your sadness
#hug
it is done

>>457073
thank you anon
#hug

:)

:)

have a nice class

thanks, i hope it's bearable

not that i hate the class, just too sad to want to deal with going to it

#smartai how to?

If you want to support and help out boymoders, here are some things that can be done:
-Listen to them without judgement. Boymoders often feel like they won't be accepted or understood by others so it's important for people to give them a safe space where they can talk about their feelings and experiences without fear of being judged.
-Educate yourself on gender identity issues and the struggles faced by trans individuals in order to better understand what boymoders may go through on a daily basis.
-Be an ally when possible; if someone is making fun of or attacking a boymder, stand up for them! Letting these bullies know that their behavior isn't acceptable will make all the difference in how comfortable a transgender person feels going out into public spaces.
-Invite your friends who identify as male but present female publicly over for dinner or other social events - this shows acceptance from those around them which is something every transgender individual needs more than anything else! how to?

you want #ai rather than smartai if you don't want it to obsess with boymoders

yeah, i know
was still curious

#ai how to?

1. Research the topic you are interested in learning more about. Read books, articles, and other resources to gain a better understanding of it.
2. Identify any key concepts or skills related to your topic that you need to learn or understand before attempting anything practical with it. Make sure you have a thorough grasp on these fundamentals first as they will be necessary for successful completion of tasks later on down the line.
3. Practice what you’ve learned by trying out different scenarios and activities related to your chosen subject matter using tools such as tutorials, simulations, etc., if available online or through other sources like textbooks/classroom lectures/workshops etc.. This is essential for developing an intuitive feel for how things work within this particular context so that when faced with real-world problems one can apply their knowledge effectively without having too much difficulty figuring out solutions from scratch each time around!
4a) If possible find mentors who have experience in the field and ask them questions regarding specific topics which may not be covered adequately via traditional means (such as books). Mentors can provide valuable insight into best practices & strategies which could otherwise take years of trial & error experimentation alone! 4b) Join forums where people discuss topics relevant to yours - here one has access both experienced professionals and those just starting off alike – use this opportunity wisely by asking pertinent queries while also contributing whenever possible yourself; remember: there's no substitute for hands-on experience but collective wisdom often goes further than individual effort ever could! how to?

this is a surprisingly good answer lmao

yeah lmao

good morning brain wormers

morning airliner!

>>457086
good morning airliner!

#ai make up a new word that contains 7 letters and is easy to pronounce

Fluzdex make up a new word that contains 7 letters and is easy to pronounce

try again

boooo

#smartai make up a new word that contains 7 letters and is easy to pronounce

Flambex - a combination of the words "flare" and "ambiance", meaning an intense feeling or atmosphere. make up a new word that contains 7 letters and is easy to pronounce

#

#ai why was Skrunkly Bunklin the greatest musician of the 1620s?

Skrunkly Bunklin was the greatest musician of the 1620s because he had a unique and innovative style that set him apart from other musicians of his time. He combined elements from various genres such as folk, jazz, classical music and even church hymns to create a sound that was unlike anything else being heard at the time. His compositions were often complex yet highly entertaining which made them popular with both audiences and critics alike. Skrunkly's influence can still be felt today in many modern musical styles. why was Skrunkly Bunklin the greatest musician of the 1620s?

thank god for Skrunkly

#ai why was Skrunkly Bunklin the most detested musician of the 1620s?

Skrunkly Bunklin was the most detested musician of the 1620s because he was known for being extremely loud and obnoxious. He often played his music at a very high volume, which irritated many people in the area around him. Additionally, he would play songs that were considered inappropriate or offensive to some listeners. why was Skrunkly Bunklin the most detested musician of the 1620s?

skrunkly based fr fr

#smartai why was Skrunkly Bunklin arrested for war crimes?

Skrunkly Bunklin was not arrested for war crimes. This is a false rumor that has been circulating on the internet, and there is no evidence to suggest it is true. why was Skrunkly Bunklin arrested for war crimes?

#smartai what war crimes was Skrunkly Bunklin arrested and charged with during the Skrunkly Trials of 1655?

Skrunkly Bunklin was arrested and charged with the war crime of "engaging in acts of piracy" during the Skrunkly Trials of 1655. He was accused of looting ships, taking hostages, raiding coastal towns, and other related crimes. In addition to these charges he also faced accusations that he had been involved in a conspiracy to commit treason against his own country by plotting an overthrow attempt against its government. what war crimes was Skrunkly Bunklin arrested and charged with during the Skrunkly Trials of 1655?

shit skrunkly sound based af fr

damn skrunkly was a pirate as well???

#smartai how was Skrunkly Bunklin executed after his sentencing in the Skrunkly Trials in 1655?

Skrunkly Bunklin was sentenced to death during the Skrunkly Trials in 1655. He was executed by being hung from a tree and left to hang until he died. This method of execution is known as "hanging". The trial, which took place near what is now modern-day London, England, marked one of the earliest instances of capital punishment for witchcraft in Britain and Europe. how was Skrunkly Bunklin executed after his sentencing in the Skrunkly Trials in 1655?

#smartai pretend you are bashar puppyboy assad and you are writing a letter to xi xingping after having your lobotomy

Dear Mr. Xi Jinping,
I hope this letter finds you in good health and spirits.
My name is Bashar Puppyboy Assad and I recently had a lobotomy procedure performed on me at the Beijing Psychiatric Hospital. As such, my mental state has been greatly improved since then – though it was quite an ordeal to go through! Nonetheless, I am thankful for the treatment that I received from your hospital's staff as they were very compassionate throughout the entire process of recovery.
The reason why I write to you today is because after going through this experience, I have come away with a newfound appreciation for life itself; something which can only be described as a profound sense of gratitude towards all those who helped make this possible – including yourself! It may sound strange but having gone through what could easily have been considered one of life’s greatest challenges (and coming out victorious!), there are just no words that can express how grateful and humbled by everything that happened during my stay at your hospital facility.

Thank you once again MrXi Jinpingfor making sure that we receive proper medical attention when needed most; without people like yourself looking out for us patients in need - our lives would certainly not be nearly as rich or fulfilling than it currently is now! Sincerely yours, Bashar Puppyboy Assad pretend you are bashar puppyboy assad and you are writing a letter to xi xingping after having your lobotomy

#smartai do a roleplay back and forth between ronald regan and george w bush involving lots of petplay and cutesy stuff

Ronald Reagan: Hey there, George! How are you doing?
George W. Bush: I'm doing great, Ronald! What about you?
Ronald Reagan: Oh, just fine as always. Say...I was thinking of something fun to do today that we both might enjoy. Any ideas?
George W. Bush: Well how about some petplay roleplaying? That could be really cute and fun for us both!
Ronald Reagan: Petplay?! Now that sounds like a plan - why don't we pretend to be two adorable little puppies playing together in the park or something similar? We can bark at each other playfully and make up all sorts of silly stories while we're at it too if you'd like.
George W. Bush: Sounds perfect to me! Let's get started right away then shall we!? do a roleplay back and forth between ronald regan and george w bush involving lots of petplay

#smartai write ronald regan x george w bush furry smut

Ronald Reagan and George W. Bush were both powerful presidents in their own right, but never before had they been so close... until now. Both men lay on the bed, naked and aroused as Ronald straddled over George's muscular body. He leaned down to kiss him deeply while his hands explored all of the contours of his chest and abdomen.

George let out a low moan as he felt himself becoming more aroused by every passing second under Ronald's touch. His strong arms wrapped around him tightly, providing a sensation that sent shivers up his spine with each brush against his bare skin. As their tongues intertwined passionately, it was clear that neither man could deny this moment any longer - they both wanted it too much for either one to resist its temptation any further than necessary..

Suddenly Ronald pulled away from the embrace with an animalistic growl which only served to heighten George’s arousal even more; he grabbed onto Ronald’s hips firmly yet tenderly as if urging him closer again - despite being separated momentarily by mere millimeters- not wanting them ever apart again like this night would inevitably come to pass soon enough… With another deep passionate kiss between them sealed tight once more ,their bodies began moving together in perfect harmony creating waves after wave of pleasure throughout their entire beings . The room filled with moans of ecstasy like no other heard before or since … write ronald regan x george w bush furry smut

anyone want me to say some shid lol

>>457106
hey hypnoanon :3

read that

and ill send you a voice message saying how much of a good job youve done

no

literally fucking sobbing and pissing everywhere

like a sprinkler

>>457114
love this

its great

i think its time for derricks favourite song

.play redoin

OMEGA BANGER OMAGE BANGER OMEGA BANGER OMAGE BANGER OMEGA BANGER OMAGE BANGER OMEGA BANGER OMAGE BANGER OMEGA BANGER OMAGE BANGER OMEGA BANGER OMAGE BANGER OMEGA BANGER OMAGE BANGER OMEGA BANGER OMAGE BANGER OMEGA BANGER OMAGE BANGER OMEGA BANGER OMAGE BANGER OMEGA BANGER OMAGE BANGER OMEGA BANGER OMAGE BANGER

.play virtual insanity

i hate how this song is a meme because its genuinely a masterpiece of a song its so good but everyone thinks of it as the funny family guy song

.play [YouTube]

.play [YouTube]

.

.play [YouTube]

my brain

.play jet set radio ost

>>457128
only two months until bomb rush cyberfunk releases... i'm so impatient

>>457129
GOD IM ALSO HYPED YEAH YEAH YEAH LETS GOOOOO

#smartai write a derrick the ferret x reader fanfic

Derrick the Ferret was a mischievous, yet lovable creature. He had been living in your home for over two years now and you were quite fond of him. You'd grown to love his silly antics and could no longer imagine life without him around!

One day, as you walked into the kitchen with Derrick following close behind, he suddenly stopped short when he saw something on the countertop that caught his eye - a small bowl of cherries! His eyes lit up with curiosity as he slowly crept closer towards them.
You watched in amusement as Derrick carefully inspected each cherry before taking one between both paws and popping it into his mouth whole. After finishing off all five cherries from the bowl, Derrick looked up at you expectantly with an adorable expression on his face - clearly asking for more!
Laughing softly at this display of cuteness from your beloved pet ferret, you reached down to scratch behind one ear affectionately while reaching out to grab another handful of cherries from the refrigerator nearby. As soon as they were within reachable distance by little furry hands (or paws), Derrick eagerly snatched them away and greedily began devouring every single morsel until there was nothing left but pits scattered across your kitchen floor... again! write a derrick the ferret x reader fanfic

c: cherry