>>471655
nice self reflection

your voice is pleasent, do you train it?

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>>471652
chokeslamming is a based way to deal with problems especially monsters very good and based Derrick fan
>>471673
hmmm now that looks interesting Opna

thats what im sayin

>>471672
i grant you good cheese karma (you will soon have an abundance of cheese)

alright. today ive gotta like actually do stuff. its good stuff dw im just unbelievably lazy atm. but i will un lazy myself

>>471676
I think youd have to fight all the worlds mice then so itd be like tom and jerry but you are the lone kitty fighting so many mice

>>471678
what is stuff

im stuff

>>471679
ez

>>471681
omg mavy no

>>471679
haha alright i take on this challenge

i wonder if it would be possible to lose against every mouse at once

i wouldnt lose

can i use a flamethower

pyro main

wait............i have an experiment i need to try.......f-for science....

mice are cute tho

.play boys kissing

cats and dogs are the only non food animals that matter

you are forgetting bear

ew

boring

cishet men

*vomits*

nvm thats hot

bears are mean

bears don't cost as much as you'd think

>>471699
what kind

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>>471701
murderous kind

HOLY SHIT I FUCKING LOVE MICROTONES

I GENUINELY LOVE TRADITIONAL TURK MUSIC SO MUCH

>>471704
I love how easily excitable you are derrick_fan :D

>>471706
.....shut up

opp all in all caps >>471705

>>471689
tell us about your experiment ideas...
>>471684 all the worlds mice are harder to kill than one but kitties are the greatest so maybe it could be done...

=^•u•^=

>>471709
i played a video of boys kissing

it was hot

got me all bothered

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>>471711
good good thats so much better than straight kissing objectively superior

wish boys were allowed to kiss

>>471715
i mean im pretty sure the guys were straight but still

>>471717
unexpected but interesting point maybe they were

>>471716
they are, just come over to mine silly!

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>>471704
why are they microtones btw?

its kind of a western term because the tones that are considered microtones dont fit onto the traditional 12 note scale of western music and they hit notes in between semi tones

>>471719
:O

think I'm gonna go on a big walk today

WE'RE GOING ON A BEAR HUNT

WE'RE GONNA CATCH A BIG ONE

>>471724
good anon you should go on a big walk its real good for you and makes you look good and feel good which is all very very goooddddd

>>471726
god i hope so

>>471727
good things are good

>>471727
yea walks are the best!

>>471729 >>471730 im so glad there are likeminded minds here great minds that think alike :3

>>471731
:o)

really pretty trill

he shredding that pipe

in tatters

everyone in the back jsut fuckin jamming

impeccable vibe

donkey kong

>>471739
where??????????? is it really???

it sound like donky king

aw....... thot he was here..........

god fuckin damn you guys remember when "thot" was a word?

ah yea, thot patrol days

thats the dark ages of the internet

special meme fresh used to share my meme page's memes back in the day lol

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clapclapcalpcalp

>>471747
ascending 2 this rn thx

wöwwöwöwwöwöwwöwö

>>471743
I still hear it sometimes

this is based

>>471751
what.

:3

nya mrrp meow mrrp

<3

...

theyre excited to do some pumpkin carving! obviously

yea, thats what this is!

been saving up for full body laser but i think i might just get face done cause i can't take it any more

real

wait are you able to type in worm runes mid sentence

>>471764
i dont rhink so

I LOVE ;,BOYS KISSING

boys kissing

FUCK

you can do this

ah yea doing it on new lines

so you can say things like r4hxi6mrswlg4q05calwe101w8nzb7 in secret

>>471770
thats crazy ngl

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>>471773
it really is
ajshjahshs LOL, i am a bottom though...

fuck that was not runed

>>471775

i need to buy bras. anon was right. my nipples are incredibly visible o_o

>>471778
😳

>>471779
giwtwm

it will be if u keep taking yr pills anon

>>471774
thank you

>>471782
i will, just that not much has happened, specially regarding that

are u on high dose or low dose?

FREE BOTTOM SURGERY OPPORTUNITY
i have crates of pipebombs :3

-how-

how do u di the funny crossed out lines

>>471785
6mg ev subl and 12.5mg cypro each day

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>>471789
i mean like, your levels not your dose

>>471791
i have not been able to measure the

>>471792
ah understandable. cause yeah ive heard starting off on a smaller dose and not sending the e super high can be good for breast development. but who knows, transfemme science is in its complete infancy cause no one wants to fund that

ironic how the video is 4:44 long

>>471793
very true, its still a very poorly researched field

trampoline girl had a good interview with this trans woman who was doing a bunch of experiments on herself and her friends and just collecting data

[YouTube] interesting vid

>>471796
transgender scientists hell yea

test

>>471788
>>471800
~~thing~~ use two tidles

~like this?~

ah nice ty

>>471801
no prawnblem

like

>>471803
#upvote (USER WAS UPVOTED FOR THIS POST)

>>471786
FREE BOTTOM SURGERY OPPORTUNITY

>>471805
wow a free bottom,. i'll take one pelase

>>471805
free bottom?

>>471806
:O

waiter waiter! more bottoms please!!!

bought to the table in a little basket like breadsticks

interesting how white skinned people are the rearest gobally

>>471810
slathering bottoms in butter and eating them whole like little croutons

>>471812
fuck dsjgnjfdnbofdnbv need

>>471811
#gobally to globally

>>471811
#change "gobally" to "gobbley"

gobble gobble yum yumy um

>>471816
lmaooooo

>>471818
NO

are there black vapires?

vampires?

>>471820
>>471821
there have got to be i mean
unless vampires are racist and don't give their curse of the night to them

asian vampires...... hmmm

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>>471823
>>471824
no, they're all albinos

>>471820
nagoriyuki

>>471826
maybe they become albino after being bitten and turning into vampies
we need more vampire scientists on the case

#ai are there any black vampires?

No, there are no black vampires. Vampires are a mythical creature and do not exist in reality. are there any black vampires?

>>471829
nerd

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j a m m i n g

>>471832
tongue poo.

>>471834
do not do this

>>471835
sorry. i couldn't resist

>>471836
it's ok anon
with therapy and awarness you will be able to resiste tonguing the poo

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>>471839
i have it. both

i have 1 of them

im jesus' child

>>471842
hi son of son of god

>>471842
are you his bride? how cute!

lol jkjk

im actually the prophet of derrick

>>471842
who is your mother?

>>471847
let me ask the crowd

heyyyy brainwormssss who wants to be my mommy :3

who named derrick

>>471849
im your mother

>>471850
me

>>471852
nice

im the reason derrick is still here

i named derrick originally

>>471855
youre good irl

thank you mother

girl*

>>471854
you weasel schemer

frfr

>>471842
i am god
or else i'm brother-in-law with god
pretty cool

>>471861
you don't know you're god?

>>471862
we're all a little god to ourselves

hard to tell where i end and another begins

holy shit am i the main character in /srg/?

oh not this again

>>471865
no not rly but i can seehow it looks like that

stoat conspiritor

>>471867
i think derrick is the main character

im an edgy side character with lots of fanart

i'm the sexy one that derrick gets with in the end