leg

>>546249
so true

by 2040 mewtwo will be like the infinite neck undertale doggo

hahaha i love that doggo

me >>546248

but which one

2023

all legs baby

legmoder

>anklehons seething

really feels like my cats could just choose to be that long if they wanted

did you know dr powers has the world record for longest cats

backkk

bc he like messes with their hormones

>>546262
no way hahahahahaa

i thought u were gonna say he has the longest world record for the longest YEA BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII and that that's why that one lecture video of him is like 3 hrs long because the middle 2hrs is him doing one big YEA BOYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE off of a single breath and he could only do it for that long because of the diluted estrogen cream he rubs into his face bi-weekly.

NO

HE DOESNT HAVE THE LONGEST COCK

>>546264
so he gives the cats HRT

>>546269
yeah

well what do you expect from the guy who says his special interest is trans ppl

h ola

>>546271
i guess that does make sense lmao
one interest bleeds into the other

>>546273
need to drape her around my neck

NOOOOO

https://www.ajc.com/news/national/guinness-world-record-breaking-cats-killed-together-house-fire/V9N7MNrZ9rakPxsLmJRqAN/

THEY DIED

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

yeah

his house was visited by disaster bc he defies god every day

>>546277
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

yooroes btfw

>>546284
bri'ish gang

tfw a vapourmoder

tfw u just end up getting vaped and end up in some loser's lungs

>>546285
gasmoder

who else out here sublimating

become an amorphous cloud of fog

maybe i should just disappear

thats sounding liek the better option

do not disappear
that sounds bad

in elder scrolls if u have 100% chameleon it breaks the game and u can get away with any crime and no one will attack u

so if u can disappear like that it would be epic. otherwise, b safe and ok belle

ultra funny

for some reason reminding me of brigador
you can mount an invisibility machine thing on a giant 50ft tall stompy mech, which is extremely funny to me

haha that's excellent i wanna play that never have!

brigador is fun
also the audiobook is really good
like, professionally done and shit

OH MY GOD

I LOVE BRIGADOR

.play solo nobre brigador

brigadormoders

brigador killers loooks so fucking cool

god it just looks so great

and a new book is coming with it too

ELIMINATE MARKED TARGET TO ACCEPT CONTRACT.

i love that this site someone will mention a fairly niche thing and someone else always knows about it.

what type of game is it? i'm looking for new stuff to play

mech game about committing capitalist war crimes

that's very based

also you can drive hovertanks

hovertanks and insanely scary gamma ray mechs and railguns and lasers and lots of fun warcrime machines

oh yeah the black hand
the CANCERTRON 9000

there's a whole faction committed to the whole anarchy bit

aw damnit i missed a new thread. oh well

hi everyone!

woah it's cheap right now too, i will try it out

they huff paint and make scrapheap vehicles

>>546318
corvid gang

including mobile junkyards

LMAO

lmao

i did NOT intend for caps

oh and they also sometimes just weld the front half of a truck onto some mech legs

damn cheap brigador!

get brigador

its a ton of fun

it's ultra great

if miku was a boy he'd be called MIKE-UGH

no

mikuo

never forget brigador lets you drive a tuk-tuk with two recoilless rifles on the roof and an EMP launcher

hmmmm >>546337
he is very cute, i'm in love and very sad now

>>546338
so bazed

there's also the audiokinetic pulse
weaponised bass drop that explodes your organs with ultra violent dubstep

arent we all... in love... and sad,,,

>>546342
and unfortunately, right now

.play [YouTube]

i love being on an anonymous website so i can go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I AM HOPELESSLY IN LOVE WITH MY BEST FRIEND WHO I HAVE NO CHANCES WITH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

.play [YouTube]

>>546345
is your best friend on this site

>>546347
nope

dang

lol.... i hope it works out

best of luck to you anon

>>546351
ty, hoping one day my heart freezes over

i wish you luck anon, may the odds be ever in your favour

URGHHHH HOLY FUCK I LOVE MAKEUP AND VANITY SET

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>546354
MAVS makes ultra kino music

i like +

uhm soemthing i forgot

>>546356
mavs should make something for ULTRAKILL

MAVS ultrakill music would probably short circuit my brain

i love ultruakill.......

it makes me stim like a autism

keygen church music for brigador and MAVS music for ultrakkill

gonna clip my fingernails because i have fucking TALONS

>>546364
become Molly Millions and slash people with them

>>546365
ok i will do that!

>>546361
MANKIND IS DEAD. BLOOD IS FUEL. HELL IS FULL.

.play [YouTube]

this one imo is the best track on the brigador OST

>>546367
that is what it says ^_^

gets my EXTREME VIOLENCE glands pumping

>>546369
.play [YouTube]

oh yeah the whole uparmoured EP is kino
i like how it's an old fashioned album that's meant to be all played in one go

mroww

i keep finding extremely useful objects that aren't the useful object i'm looking for

keep them in one location

consolidate their usefullness

>>546375
railgun that fires sporks

unfortunately not possible

without special dialectric high tensile strength plastics

ideally the armature would be a plasma armature instead of a normal alloy solid one to reduce or negate ablation and thermal heat stresses

oh yeah cause the rails just tend to obliterate themselves

>>546378
yeah and some pliers and some lances

not exactly, but mostly because of ablation makes for the extremely tight tolerances required to make it work just disappear when you have microns of material vaporized with each shot

so your railgun gets less and less accurate and powerful as time goes on

by 30-40 shots as of the best USN tech

i have SO MANY lances now!!!

better alloys could probably get that up to a couple hundred, but they're still limited to around 3000m/s muzzle velocity tops

>>546387
lances??
epic mechwarrior reference!!

which is kinda pointless in the face of missiles/coilguns/electrothermal chemguns/liquid propellant guns

can't all be lancers but some of us are

lancer is a nice tabletop game

coilguns are also neat

>>546390
given all of these can get wayyy past 4km/s

coilguns basically dont have a max speed other than your capacitor banks, thermal management systems, and sheer power input

time to convert ireland into one giant coilgun

why ireland

because uhhhhhhh
british
and it's nearby

i see

can't find my nail clippers AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

missiles are the best (and probably most boring) solution for long range payload delivery

>>546400
have you considered using a laser?

>>546398
omg you're british????

its why USN warships have a small 5" gun basically only for self defense

>>546402
i wish i have lazsr

>>546403
terminally

>>546406
that's crazy

do u know the queen?

she's dead...

long live King Charles III

damn rip

NOOOOO

rip...

hopefully he does better than the two previous charleses

did u know her before?

>>546415
i didn't
but (swear i'm not larping)
my parents have
once
they won a business award and got invited to the palace

That's so based hahaha

i know heather mills lol

im so retarded sorry for going on a dumb rant about weapons

through some strange, strange coincidences

>>546419
no it was a cool rant about science and electrokinetic weapons

tfw bri'ish

i didnt understand it but its cool to hear ppl talk about things they are passionate abt,,,

i understand enough of it from my demented addiction to tabletop

gotta get the friends to play Shadowrun at some point, it'll be funny

omg shadowrun with the homies

vry based

last time i played, i played a mystic adept
was very funny

giant piles of combat spells and Improved Reflexes 3
fastest nerd in the west

i'm rly fucking freaked out i can't find my nail clipperssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>546429
thath is fucking based, power gaming hours

oh, and i followed Dragonslayer totem
so i hated the corporations even more than usual

hahaha excellent

>>546425
i've always wanted to see about shadowrun

seems nifty but idk if tabletops are really my thing

can i queue a 2 hour album

its mellon collie smashing pumpkins

is it good

>>546435
the setting is awesome but the rules (for 5th edition anyway, the one i played) can be... complex

oh

so yes very

debatable

i h8 not looking like a girl

i love that album

but i am logging off

so i will not be here for it

there's one thing that makes shadowrun absolutely worth it
the goddamn MONOFILAMENT WHIP
such a cool piece of tech

im personally not a fan but thats just me

fairr

>>546447
mmmm i love slicing people to pieces

personally i didnt like the grungy tracks so much which there was only a few of those

>>546447
very based

monofilament whip but magical weapon focus is even funnier
especially with the Elemental Weapon power
flaming monowhip is probably very impractical
but it's the closest you can get to a lightsaber

smoshing pumpkins

ill just queue tonight tonight

.play tonight tonight smashing pumpkins

>>546453
dont do flaming, do 4500K monofilament whip

true

it wont catch on fire

but

and it'll look like the laser whip from Johnny Mnemonic

it will be stupendously hot

it's such a goofy weapon but it's comedically lethal if you actually invest into it
and god help your enemies if you get one implanted in the end of your finger

[YouTube] tfw these were 11 years ago x_x

i am DED

oh god I'M SO OOOOOOOOOOOOLD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i'm 22 and i already have grey hairs

you're young anon ffs

i'm old

i'm so old I'm like why the fuck am i here

but then i remember i'm a neet with nothing going on rn

prehistoric

#ksay ah may

which is all the more reason for me to absolutely not be here and sort my shit out

#buryshoe

>>546474
hehehehe yes kiki?

:3

were you gonna be on tower tonight

#ksay chlo ee

:D

uhmm i wanted 2 fuck w my house today since i havent yet

#ksay be ans

#ksay beans

but im playing F&H2 right now ill do one last run then hop on TU

>>546479
#editai change be on to bean

you dont have to hop on immediately

but i will soon :3

>>546486
the dark art of beanmancy

im not even sure what to do next for my hous

>>546489
bri'ish only sorcery

maybe ill work on the """secret""" room

>>546491
abracadabra *transfigures you into a can of Heinz Baked Beans*

i want a full english so badly

i haven't had one in ages

full english is excellent

i can't be brainworm's oldest hon x_x

this is not ok

prehonstoric

antediluvian hon

tfw my fossils don't pass

*googles how to melt bones so there is nothing left of me but a soup*

hon soup

drink it for its androgenic properties

im so cool and based

as opposed to hot and acidic

u are :D

>>546507
sounds like hon soup to me

new Hon Soup, with 5000% of your daily recommended dose of dysphoria

im so rad and not depressed

i'm probably pretty depressed atm, i need to figure out how to snap out of it

me too sob

>>546512
>>546513
#hug

had an epic weekend the other weekend (idk when it was now, time bad) and the comedown from it has been so intense

literally so sad i've got a chest infection rn

i have to give up on finding my nail clippers and go to sleep AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

sleep, what's that?

oh yeah you're a resident of the United Kingdom too.

wtF are u doing up at this hour

im so eepy

2 minutes until mason o clock

shitposting

i need a body pillow to hug and oretend its a person

i need an nb to hold

u ever go to sleep holding a twink and wake up and they're not there in the morning. saddest thing that can POSSIBLY happen

never happened to me

>>546527
gotta house-train your twinks anon...

wtfffffff how the hell is the US army making guns fire out to 110km

how do you house train twinks

>>546529
that would make my twink so sad, they've got a piss kink :(

>>546530
space magic (powered by jingoism)

jingo bells jingo bells, jingo all the way

flashbacks to Fortunate Son lmao

funny ooh aah war crime song

>>546537
durians are crazy

>>546533
no its just really long barreled guns and rocket propulsion

oh neat

space magic wouldve been cooler...

like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
gyrojet

snocket snlaunchler

its a technology the swedish initially invented

gyrojets were cool, shame they never really took off

based swedes always doing stuff

>>546546
gyrojets suck

swedish people..... what about.. swedish fish.

if i ever met a swede i'd be like "hey"

>>546548
true tbh
i just feel like if the tech had matured a bit they could've made it less stoopid

like they were ONLY for small arms

anything larger and you can just use fins or a bigger barrel

>>546549
that'd be fintastic

hahaha lol,,

>>546551
kinda pointless for small arms though

.277 fury is enough to basically kill anyone ever with any body armor at any reasonable range

i just want my goofy rocket pistol from warhammer tbh

can i kms with it

what if the body armour was crazy

>>546560
kinetic energy would still kill you

what if it was like real crazy tho

>>546559
gyrojet rounds start off slow (ish)
so uhhhh
maybe?

anon at that point you're not wearing armor

you're behind a reinforced wall

that would be so based, that's exactly what ppl would say about my armour, and the fact they say that would make me feel so good about how strong my armour is

>>546563 good to know

it's just like how in berzerk they say gut's sword isn't even a sword any more cause it's so based

>>546566
anon any armor good enough to stop a round like that is still gonna kill you

if anything you want NO armor

girls....

so the round overpenetrates and doesnt crumple your entire torso

or blow off an entire limb

read that as crumpet

not my crumptets...

>>546574
one of my words of power has been spoken

higher velocity means higher chance of overpenetration

gyrojets might be good for anti material rifles, but

>>546576
i can't wait to summon u

not really

because by the time you could use the range benefit from rocket assisted rounds

neet cuisine

you can have a guided nose kit for each bullet

new cookbook idea

>>546582
what neet cuisine do u like

which makes it where you dont need the gyro part at all

my neet cuisine is so intrinsincally linked to me that it might legitimately doxx me

>>546585
did you see my meal

i like mac and cheese : 3

>>546588
i did! It looked rly good!

>>546590
so based, honestly

>>546589
daaaaaamn

>>546589 W

i basically only eat food out of a toaster cause i'm. really bad at taking care of myself D:

>>546589
looks delicious

but also i just eat salads and shit tonnes of peanut butter

so it works out ???

my bmi is good and my muscle-fat ratio is pretty wild

so i think it's ok

peanut butter is nice
we get these giant half kilo jars of healthy peanut butter
i think they might be whole earth

they the whole earth jars?

yea sounds pretty briish

they're big enough you could probably kill someone with them honestly

based

death by peanut butter

tfw you say you're packing heat and you hear the gentle opening of a plastic lid

i should stream a stupid game

i wish this site allowed people to stream stuff

we have watched whole ass movies here but via youtube

streaming might be neat
only problem might be if someone does the funny and streams whole ass movies and the site gets nut-slapped

interesting >>546610

yeah you can just watch anything on youtube as long as its free

there's no ads so you can watch "free with ads" movies without any ads at all

adnauseam my beloved
best adblocker

i like ublock origin

adnauseam is built on top of ublock
it's even better

once again it is my duty to share this playlist https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLK6fU8APmgqA0W8DsXkJdkbYx6ch9HEfH

>>546617
hows it better

>>546619
makes your tracking data worthless by silently clicking every ad it blocks

>>546620
yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

based

girls

>>546623
how can u be so sure?

i believe

>>546625
:)

:3

i need to get my shit togehter i am so old and a neet and i have no money to transition more uhh idk opulently and idk if i even want that at this point AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i will get my shit together

sorry to hear tgat anon i believe in yuo

it's ok, i am also very cool

>>546628
#hug
i wish you good luck with finding what you seek anon

ty what i rly need to do is
hang out with my friend who cheers me up when i'm no longer ill.
and maybe go for a BIG WALK

and then after the BIG WALK

my worldview will be reset. and i will be able to redirect myself towards a more wortwhile goal, cause right now i'm spiraling downdowndowndown

well adnauseum works

they are very busy tho

i wish i could just take myself for a worldview changing big walk

tfw no one to take u walkies

watch a sunset or sunrise. that changes the game

sunsets always make me REALLY sad

watch a sunrise maybe then

dam.

specifically sunsets and sunrises, cause i look at them, and then i don't get any feels. and then i feel even more dead inside cause this thing that should be bringing me some kind of existential relief isn't doing a thing for me.

ah

i will say for me when i get sad i uhhhhh
watch David Attenborough shit
sound of his voice is just nice
also he seems just like a truly nice guy

david attenborough is based tbf

i don't watch ANYTHING ever

tv licence people will probably come to my house

and say OI were U watchin the bloody BBC???

and I'll be like "Nah offica, wasn't me i swear on me nan"

lmao

i like how this brigador album has quotes from the audiobook
it's great

yea this slaps

i don't even have context and it slaps

ultracapitalist mech game where you get paid more for more collateral damage

i have that context

i just haven't played

every dead civilian = 50$

that's so based

and they wear nice yellow raincoats to point them out (never mind that on that planet yellow is a very culturally significant colour signifying nonviolence)

i'd make so much money

that's crazy

i love that

do u know about steel batallion?

vaguely

i know it exists

do u know it has the big controller that's an entire cockpit with 40+buttons?

holy shit

yea it's a mech SIM

daaaaamn

anyway, one time i was hanging out with this person i used to know while they were spending a LOT of money very quickly lol. and that was one of the things they bought

and i got to play it a bunch during a few all nighters

it was very, very based

>>546668
i wish i had that :c

sounds really really cool

yeah it was awesome lol

i've always been a bit more of a mechwarrior type just because the Atlas is so goofy with the skullface

tfw everyone who hung out at that fucking house ended up trans in some way. tfw a bunch of stoned reppers gathered around the steel batallian controller in the fucking disgusting neet den at 5am hahahaa

>>546679
wooooaoagghh mech assault so awsom......

>>546680
house haunted by the ghosts of tranners past...

>>546682
truly

i have og xbox i should get that controller

instead of ectoplasm they have estroplasm

>>546685
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

girls

that's what i'm calling my estrogel from now on

lmao

you're a uk tranner so you probably know all about the gel

the forbidden silly putty

idk how you'd go about getting the injections here

but idk i'm probably a major bloodclot risk and the gels are pretty based for that

the wonders of modern chemistry

i have SO MUCH of the gel cause i'm rly sensitive to it

i literally only need 2 pumps a day and my levels are like, slightly higher than cis fem levels.

i was on 3 for a while and my e went up to fucking 1600

local tranner becomes the meta-physical concept of estrogen

it was pretty whack

my feet were all swollen and weird

and I was like

pls halp

so they tested my levls and were like wt FUCK anon

"anon you have blood in your estrogen stream

hahahahaha

i'm not even on t blockers cause the e suppresses it into girl levels, i'm very fortunate with my endocrine lot in life when it comes to trans stuff i guess

genetic jackpot lol

yea too bad i repped x_x

at least i'm very very very pretty (for a man)

and i look younger now than i did at 19 so that's based

but i gotta get my beauty sleep or else i'll fucking old!!!!!!!!

likewise

4am holy shit

not again

big ben striking 4 bongs

real

that's the only way to measure the time

#ksay kiki

if the big boy didn't bong i'd be bound up in a temporal funk

can someone say my name using #ksay im feeling lonely

#ksay chloe

WOW

chlo

chlo!

hi chloe

#ksay chlowie

hiiii

#buryshoe

chlo ee

# chlohwie

#ksay chlohwie

#ksay chlohhwie

#ksay chloh wee

#ksay clow ee

did kiki say she was going while i was gone?

#buryshoe

#ksay cloh

HII YESS

HIII

#smartai write a story about a boymoder who becomes a world famous bassist

Once upon a time, there was a young trans girl named Marley who lived in the small town of Beaverton. She had always dreamed of making it big as an artist and musician but she never felt comfortable being herself around other people due to her gender identity. So instead, she put on male clothing and presented herself as a boymoder when going out in public or interacting with others online.

Marley spent most of her days practicing bass guitar alone in her bedroom, trying desperately to make something beautiful come from the instrument that drew so much joy for her. One day while playing at home, Marley posted one of her recordings onto YouTube which quickly went viral among music fans all over the world! Soon after this event happened more followers began streaming into Marleys channel liking every video they saw until finally major record labels started taking notice too!

This sudden success made things very difficult for Marley though because now everyone wanted to know who exactly was behind these amazing riffs? Was it really just some unknown kid living somewhere near Portland Oregon? After weeks passed by without any answers coming forward curiosity only grew stronger until eventually someone discovered that "the mysterious bassist" actually identified as female - thus revealing not only their true name (Marley) but also their transgender status!
Despite initial hesitancy amongst many industry professionals about working with somebody like them; soon enough offers came flooding through offering recording contracts & tours along side famous acts such as Red Hot Chili Peppers & The Black Keys etc... It didn't take long before word spread across social media platforms either leading even more attention towards both 'The Mysterious Bassist' & Trans Rights Activism overall -- Eventually resulting in appearances on popular late night shows such Jimmy Fallon's Tonight Show where during interviews they spoke openly about growing up Transgender whilst simultaneously showcasing musical talent unseen since Flea himself first picked up his own Fender Jazz Bass back decades ago!!

Today you can find pictures plastered everywhere showing off how far our protagonist has come - From shy Boymoder living quietly away from society to becoming an international rockstar sensation admired by millions worldwide!!! write a story about a boymoder who becomes a world famous bassist