lol yeah im gonna try to get someone to do a reading group with me so it becomes an obligation

there's nobody anywhere near me

>>586978
that sounds like an awesome idea!

u don't want to be near me Chloe. i am a bad and evil anon.

both bad and evil.

what are you current evil plans

steal twink

>>586981
i wanna hug you

>>586984
ive gotta come up with my own plans for that too ngl

>>586985
u are not allowed i am afraid chloe but i hope u get to hug the other nice trips! :)

>>586986
how high is the security on your twink?

thats the thing i havent found any

maybe it's better that way.

lol i just into uni and all i see is the limp wristed gayvoice gay guys its so hard to find just normal people who happened to be gay

>>586987
can i hug you i like bad evil people

>>586991
definitely just because they blend in on purpose

>>586991
they are harder to find yea lol

>>586992
i dunno anon. im honestly too evil for public consumption.

>>586995
we can do it privately.......

>>586996
i have eyes for but a single twink

its just a hug!

i have to save up ALL my cuddles for them. so they get the full force of all of my love all at once.

thats really cute wtheck

i wanna make their dumb little heart pop

need someone to do that to me

>>587002
i hope someone does!!! :) u deserve it fr anon!!! u deserve that idk i just want u to know i think that i hope someone gives you all the love in the world cause youre super extra special to them!!!

>>587003
many people dont know that this is true!

>>587003
youre too nice anon...

yea i probably am nice. but also evil.

you

hahaha fuck

i think i need to make my hair prettier and get some more outfits and put on some weight. i think all 3 of these things might aid me in stealing twink

>>587007
the synthesis out of the dialectic is that there are many evil and nefarious thignss that are nice and good to do

>>587011
depends on if uhm uh if things that are nice and good to do can be classified as evil or if that theyre nice to do makes them not evil

the medium is the message. meme makes me go haha

me too

tomorrow i think i will have to get some milk or whatever milk substitute and then i will have some tea. wonder if there's any milk for a final cup tonight

>>587012
if youre an evil person everything you do will be ontologically evil even if youre nicce

>>587016
evil people do nice things that arent evil. its just facts

>>587015
mommy has some milk for you

>>587017
very tru

>>587018
so based honestly.

maybe i should take dopewhateverdome so i can lactate and then i can just make my own milk and never have to buy milk ever again.

yes. yes you should.

i would straight up let that twink drink my milk.

then you can be a dairy cow for all youru friends

i need to be that so bad

>>587023
#editai change let to make

>>587025
i believe in u anon! u will be the best cow in town!!!!

tfw the hrt femboy just cow.

chloe dinner

FUCJ

WHY WONT IF UCKING

chloe for dinner yumm

SEND

chloe = dinner?

yes

eat chloe

THIS FUCKING WEBSITE IS USELESS

>>587038
that looks so good omg

yummmmmmmmmm

omg

>>587041
meow

i need to start eating like a real person holy shit.

i cooked all of it :D

>>587044
so based!!!!!!!!

u good cook!!!!

ehhh

its a really simple meal

u better than me.

i only really eat simple meals

i cook the depression food. meals like peanut butter on spoon. and uhhhh glass of milk. and uhh. slice of toast.

>>587052
laptop?

pc

air cooled i assume

do you live in a warm climate

yeah and right now yeah

should be fine as long as its under 95C

heat wave

met a guy from portugal and i was like OMG HAVE U BEEN TO NAZARE and he was like "Yea I have" and i was like "Were the waves massive??????????" and he was like "Yeah they're big haha. gotta just get a flight when the waves are gonna be big."

hears about a guy being from a country and hauving covid because i imagined the twinkjak map

>>587061
why ar eyou obsessed about the nazare

>>587064
cause the waves are SO BIG chloe. 80ft!!!! 100ft!!!!!!!!! thats like 10 story waves!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dont like beaches or oceans or waves

>>587065
horrifying.

ive made a pact with the homies that we're going to nazare one day.

>>587066
WHAT

>>587069
im floridian and i dont like beaches

if u see a couple of boymoders and a few lads posing infront of some 80ft waves at nazare. youll know its a brainworm anon.

hwo could u... IM FROM PNW. OUR BEACHES R SHIIIIIIIIT

idk the ocean is pretty

but i only enjoy it when im not in it

beach enjoyers when sand gets everywhere

>>587072
they're not THAT BAD but they arent like "haha lets go to the beach and have a fun nice day and enjoy the sun and not worry about stuff in the beautiful weather" its more of rocky dark ocean

>>587075
we dont talk about that.

hate sand in shoe

beach enjoyers when salt water gets into their eyes and mouths

sand based salt based. fish CRAZY rocks like WhOaa and then fossils sometimes!nnn fuck seagulls bastards. funny tho. then. imagine if you saw a seal!!!??? an entire seal????? it would be so cute!!!!! or an ELEPHANT SEAL???? massive!!!! steer clear! it could just crush you immediately thats like an entire tonne of seal baring down towards you holy shit run!!!!!!!

>>587080
A SEAL>????

>>587080
i saw a beached stingray once

huge ray

those bastards killed steve irwin.

the reason i stopped snorkeling was because i stepped on a stingray

i used to be crazy about it

understandable. i went scuba diving in cuba and it was simultaneously the most beautiful and horrific experience ive ever had

hi guys im back

stingrays SCARY

stingrays are kinda pretty but i want them very very very fucking far away from me

>>587088
welcome back nep!!!!!

nep nep

nep is a cute name. how do u plead? guilty of cute name?

i was out for a while on summer

i think shes guilty.

>>587096
she's going to jail

im gonnna go now

to jail????

to watch chainsaw man with my family!!!

>>587088
oh hey nep

based!! enjoy!!

i love my food

and i love girls

thats so american of you

>>587108
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

if the way to a girls heart is through her stomach, and you keep cooking yourself nice meals, does this mean you'll eventually love yourself?

>>587106
HIIIII

ame did you see

my food

i didnt see

>>587107
yes

>>587107
temporarily yes

>>587114
so based!!

>>587038
^^^^^^^^^^^^^

>>587038
looks rly good!!!

>>587118
pls b ok ame

ameee dont starve yourself

ame would you eat food if i cooked you your favorite meal

>>587122
.......yea thatd b cute

CUTE???

IT WOULD

IT WOULD

i just wanna cook for dang sake

but if its cute is jt rly a bad thing.....

>>587124
sorry getting cooked for would make me blush

>>587129
my life would be complete if i made a girl's evening by cooking her a meal

OR BETTER YET

COOKING A MEAL WITH HER

i wanna make h omemade pizzas with a girl

thatd be fun and cute

i wish i cooked with a girl

whats a 2 player coop recipe you can do

>>587138
tempura zucchini

needs at least two people

unless you plan it very well and arent in a rush

i wish

idk

wish things were different.....................

ok rate my new trip

>>587145
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm clicsk mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

>>587145
rly rly good how long were u hunting for

12 minutes

only got like 7 results

how tf

what was the search

^micro[punct[

YOU GOT WAV RANDOMLY??

YEAH

OH MY FUCKING GOD

based hahhahaha

>>587152
that looks so gooooood

I WISH I WAS A GIRL!!!!! WHO COULD COOK!!!!!!!! b

>>587153
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>587159
you are

oh

belle i can teach you to cook (not very well tho >.>0

im not a good cook

cooking is so fun but i only rly bother cooking for other people

probably better than me

:p

>>587168
same. i normally eat peanut butter on spoon

for me personally? microwave that shit

sometimes its nice to cook but i dont ever wanna eat lmao

>>587152
this fucks

>>587173
pb on a spoon slaps

>>587181
u ever made rice with rice sauce?

rice suace?

put whatever sauce u got on the rice

>>587176
i wanna eat it all

who here would eat chloe fried rice

youre telling me. a chloe fried this rice?

>>587189
omg mico uhmmm did you see what im eating rn

>>587190
if u made it i would eat it to try it

yeah i was anon posting

:D

weird