omg

tfw your handler doesnt give you headpats after you finish a job

new

oh thread reset

reset tha thread

my message got cut off... #itsjoever (987)

ive been clicker training my puppy gf and its so much fun

>>655984
yeah i was just gonna say the spiritual part sounds very interesting as well, also yeah the handsiness can be a... problem? maybe? idk

i cant believe ame didnt make the new thread

ok real talk, does anyone know any good grounding techniques for when you feel really super not real

i havent been paying attention sorryyy

Sony Mavica FD5 Digital Camera

>>655980
woah kiik thread

i kinda wanna call kiki mommy is that weird

>>655992

>>655995
not at all
isn't that right ame?

mrrp

>>655988
>>655988
https://fpmt.org/wp-content/uploads/sutras/heart_sutra_c5.pdf

>>655999
omg thank you gleanon! i'll give it a read :)

>>656000
it's just one sutra, but i've been ruminating on that

I did gyatt!! Mr rizzlectric send him to the skibidis office and have him ohio’d I did gyatt!! Mr rizzlectric send him to the skibidis office and have him ohio’d I did gyatt!! Mr rizzlectric send him to the skibidis office and have him ohio’d I did gyatt!! Mr rizzlectric send him to the skibidis office and have him ohio’d I did gyatt!! Mr rizzlectric send him to the skibidis office and have him ohio’d I did gyatt!! Mr rizzlectric send him to the skibidis office and have him ohio’d I did gyatt!! Mr rizzlectric send him to the skibidis office and have him ohio’d

>>656002
yeah yeah, ty! gotta start somewhere

>>656001
OMG

haven't had a girl call me mommy in too long tbh

>>656006
hi mommy

hi anon

bruh new thread and it is dead

CMON!!!

cant wait to snap some warm tonez with these bad boys

.play icp imma kill u

i haven't put

wait why isnt wormwatch working...

.play icp imma kill u

havent put icp on queue in a long time it feels like

what am i looking at

>>656019
do they have popsicles?

>>656021
all i have is whats shown in the pic sorry :/

.skip

>>656020
my fridge of course!

you should eat the portra >>656019

>>656025
good choice.. what speed tho hmmmm im not too hungry so im thinkin 160

>>656022
double check to see if there are any popsicles hiding (they tend to do that)

.play depeche mode personal jesus

800 >>656026

idk thats kind of a lot

maybe ill just hav some arista instead

cheap and easy

>>656032
would u consider a boymoder to be cheap and easy

>>656033
is the boymoder a prostitute

>>656034
maybe

idk about cheap but boymoders are very easy

>>656035
what are their rates

>>656036
THEY ARE!!!!

>>656037
40 bucks

>>656039
for what

>>656040
uhhhhhh

idk

uhhhhh

seggs

>>656041
ok for how long

an hour?

2?

ur hiring a prostitute?

yea thats pretty cheap

>>656045
no

40 bucks for 2 hours is insane

what about 40 per hour

like a road

thats still insane but sure

i am not going to do it

i am not going to consider

i am not going to consider prostitution

Do Not

i am not going to do it

i am not

gonna get rid of this gross tripcode

r u the same recima that was dating the xes something something

im back

>>656060
i am

>>656060
xesmuclana

she seemed kinda crazy

>>656065
she was

>>656064
posting feet for free?>??

.play coal chamber shari vegas

>>656066
she posted likea lot of screenshots i think on discord servers when u were breaking up w u so thats only how i know of u

>>656069
oh?

would you mind teling me a bit more? you dont have to but i am curious

if you're up for talking my discord is
recima

>>656075
oh you dont have to post pics or anything, im just curious about seeing another perspective

i dont have the discord server anymore and it was like, what, 3 or 4 months ago?

iudk i just remembered a screenshot where she talked about putting a gun in her mouth

and she seemed like, less and less even headed as it went on. some stuff also happened tangentially and i think she left or something around like a few days later

>>656077
hmm
alright
the increasing "instability" seems consistent

idk sorry this was just like, i didnt remember the whole of it and i saw ur name and remembered it

.play coal chamber no home

>>656079
dont worry! i dont expect you to remember random internet people drama!

>>656073 is that more effective than a hydraulic press?

did you find this site by chance from her?

she had mentioned it, but I didnt use it until I had coincedentally found the link on a 4chan post a few months ago

that's chill

>>656082
a hydraulic press can only crush not make mouse soup

also she was very inspecific about the "belw off a family member" i think until the end or smth. i actually dont remember it all

>>656087
LOL

>>656089
yeah...... i can answer some questions if you want but dont feel obligated to ask or not ask

again, im not gonna judge your level of interest in drama

>>656088
i mean, u could use a collinder/strainer

>>656087
hi

u seemed very, even headed from the messages, tho seemingly very distant

hiiii

i think the idk how t odo spoilkers

>>656094
depends on when it was, but i had finalized my decision on the breakup a few days before the initiation

there were.... a lot of problems

she hit me/bit me, told me how she would brutally murder someone repeatedly after i asked her to stop, and as you kinda mentioned, she disowned her sister after practically nothing

you had it right, 2 underscores

>>656092
too chunky not homogenous

she had said that she had hit you, but wasnt aware of how close the family member was, didnt know it was her sister, didnt know about the murder stuff

>>656097
oh wait did you know her irl?

>>656099
fuck

i meant vertial bars sorry

>>656100
met online and eventually met irl because we were physically close

yeah...... she had some problems

woke up

hi lewo be careful with the spoilers above unless u want spicy drama (NOT MILD)

still no water :(

i had seen u post like a lgbt thread around the time of the initial screenshots and sent it to her I wasnt aware of like, the physical or the extent of the disowning

>>656109
yeah, that was me

did you hear about the things that happened after the breakup?

>>656103
i want you to photograph me like one of your french girls

there was something about writing a love poem, and then I think a bit later something about pointing a loaded gun at her mouth, but she seemed very depressed after it and just seemed like she wasnt to not "live" with it

>>656113
ima runespeak this cuz it gets even heavier, but to any other people out there this isnt new info

>>656114
yeah i love barbie

sorry, whats runespeak?

>>656116
awesome. believe it or not this thing takes sharper and more detailed photos than any available camera on the markey

sorry, how?

>>656113

i dont think i've heard this story before

i am out here having a CRISIS

bye lewo, take care

>>656118
for real? a cheap kids camera has good quality photos?

>>656122
i couldn't shower yesterday and i woke up today and the water was still off, it's so over

>>656124
erm that camera cost me 34,000 dollars

>>656120
that seems like a lot. im sorry to hear all of that. I had broken contact with her months ago, and wasnt aware of any of that

a month or 2

>>656128
>I had broken contact with her months ago
this was probably a good idea

it sucks that i cant get all of my exes to hang out and talk about how cool i was in a reci ex party because my other two exes (who were good) would probably kill her

do you not have a way of breaking contact? is she obsessive?

>>656132
oh she's obsessive alright

currently blocked on discord, she could probably try to text me but she hasn't

also sometimes she lurks around on here to harass me anonymously but that hasnt happened for a while

did you think i was her by any chance?

>>656135
hehehee

>>656134
you? no

because i saw where you were from rather quickly

i do assume a lot of anons are her at first glance though, but the suspicions wear off quickly

no, but like, when i joined the discord you greet me with a "who tf are you" mesagge

>>656138
yeah, sorry about that

i was just a bit confused about it after seeing you in the mutual server as well

OH

actually i forgot there was other (unrelated) drama at the time

someone anonymous was flirting with me and not telling me who they were so i was just really suspicious of everyone as a secret stalker

dang recima just has like stuff happening to her. can't relate i don't relate get that much drama online

.p

>>656140
eh, i post a lot of selfies

i dont have *too* much drama though, just really bad luck with my first relationship and i happen to be pretty enough i guess to get (some occasionally weird) people flirt with me

oh yeah, id look really goofy in a selfie cuz i currently have a 3mm haircut and unshaven facials hair

rarely brave enough to flirt with other people :P

>>656144
flirting is hard, i dont blame you

>>656145
if i ever like someone ill just look at them with my autistic eyes and say "dating, yes or no"

>>656145
nah i was making a jab at you

oh man throwback to when i asked one of my friends out a few years ago and wanted to tell him i liked him but was too nervous and took me like ten minutes for me to say anything

>>656147
lamo
i am too autistic to realize

i really need to move to another country before i even start thinking about relationships

>>656150
u should move to washingtion state we have cool things like healthcare and are the best state

isn't it private healthcare?

its washington state we are the best state

we have boymoders

and marijuana

and we get mad tax dollars from the marijuana

marijuana is pretty based but i think ill settle in some eu country instead

>>656157
norway

a lot of european countries are pretty difficult to immigrate to so good luck

yeah.. i will be seeking political asylum, im not sure how probable it is to move

tho tbh depending on where exactly you live you might just be better off living in a large metro area or a blue state if american

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damn

>>656161
im not in america, im in a middle asian post soviet state and being queer here means risking my life

ahhhh

yeah maybe eu is more realistic for you

tired

but awake :)

>>656164
no joke id be safer in russia

woajh

imama take my pills brb

woah pills??

just like dream

thats what the MASK is

im back

there is salt on the floor

did you bleed it out?

no

someone spilled salt

and its like
salt flakes

from the sea

recima made of salt headcanon destroyed

>>656182
no im made out of girlfriend material

yeah right

all of my exes (minus xes) would say that i am

WOAH

?

i may just take back all of the things ive said against bras

godDAMN

>>656188
whys that?

what happened?

bras may be the solution to the boynips problem

we may yet see about the size problem

but the sensitivity

wowza

what the hells the difference between boy nips and girl nips

yeah thats what i've been SAYING

FRIKII YOU ARE SO SMART

do they increase nip size too (nip not arelrol)

idk about that

>>656196
size and sensitivity

huh i thought that's like a per person thing with the sensitivity

like my nips are basically just skin

>>656203
lewo put on a bra

u will get sensinps

im fine with my nips recima

okay

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmfffffffffff

i need to wear bra

wearing leggins 24 7 has made my legs sensitive when they're off

i feel nude without them

imagine

the same but with my nips

sensi nips

woahhhhhhhhhhhh

arent bras like a littel constraining

#smartai write about a girlmoder with sensitive nips:

A girlmoder is a trans woman who publicly presents herself as female when in public. She wears feminine clothing and asks people to refer to her with female pronouns, but she has sensitive nips that can make it difficult for her to find clothes that fit properly. To avoid any discomfort or embarrassment, the girlmoder opts for loose-fitting garments instead of form-fitting ones so they don't rub against her chest too much. The girlmoder also takes extra care when choosing bras; opting for soft materials like cotton and avoiding underwire styles altogether. Even though having sensitive nipples can be inconvenient at times, the girlmoder never lets it stop her from being confident about expressing herself through fashion! write about a girlmoder with sensitive nips:

>>656216
worth the trade

>>656216
they can be if you don't wear the right one

awesome. ill probably need another year before i ever go into a store to actually buy a bra in person

so i must make ado w improper ones

.play [YouTube]

imagine wanting boobs. couldn't be me

i still wish i had massive honkers

why does this guy have an accent

i think he's just doing a voice

everyone has an accent

>>656227
i dont have an accent im normal

hold on is this how you make cool rainbow letters?

midwest accent is still an accent ~rainboew text?

this guy fucking sucks at cooking

bro nearly burnt his house down

>>656231
keep watching it gets better

im not watching the vid btw

>>656230
im not from the midwest im from cascadia

ive met a cascadian before

isn't cascadia that weird ass region in the west that wants separation from us and canada?

i just googled it. it says cascadia is in the pacific northwest........

ur like a few minutes from the midwest

might as well be the vvwest

#usay cascadia

kiiks this guy still sucks at cooking

are you going to acknowledge that he just turned the chicken and waffles into a sausage recima

I liked his video on the whiskey sausage

.play [YouTube]

thats a horrifying glizzy

thats what he looks like???

.play [YouTube]

fuck i forgot my jingle

#usay [liy5,2ow8,4]

#usay sausag

gwehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

gweh ?

fuck

whats the stage between boynips and girlnips

theynips

i need my theynips touched

andronips

idk

>>656259
no
that is not it

>>656262
too many sylllabiles

androgynips

yeah but its a good pun tho

waOHA

i just notice

good pun

id poke your theynips with a really long stick to see if they light up when you touch them

>>656267
mmmmmmmmmm

this is making me blush......

it is science recima

sexy science :)

ur liek sexologist

im always so creeped out by that ":)" emoticon it looks completely unhinged

sexologst whats his name
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

do you think this guy makes his kids eat the weird sausages he makes

elwo yr like psychologist john michael bailey

recima has been neutralized

>>656274
please god no

im like psychologist Ray Blanchard

is this guy

what

WHAT

WHAT

LMAO

FUCKING

WHAT

AHSDT

AYSDGVUIFP*EV&E

IOIGHH SGOD

WHAT HEF FUCK

WHY SIST IT JIGGLIGN

WSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

because its pure liquid

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EWWW

.play [YouTube]

hfohe;iHWD*EGF"ACSvg

.play [YouTube]

recima has been neutralized

this guy

needs

guh?

he needs to be fucking stopped

>>656304
he's been at it for 3 years

hes beautiful

.play [YouTube]

.play [YouTube]
i need relief

kiiks if u had a boymoder gf u wouldnt force her to eat these sausages right

this guy makes too much sauage videos

>>656309
no because i dont have a meat grinder or any other sausae making tools

very curious you ask about the if i had a boymoder gf though. wonder why she asked that?

id let kiki forcefeed me weird sausages

apparently the pizza sausage is pretty good according to him

>>656312
i dont promote torture against boymoders

do you promote torture against any type of person?

i promote less cruel ways of killing boymodder like decapitation or shooting

>>656316
no

>>656316
i promote torture against people who like being tortured

i like the hand movements he makes when hes about to sausage

GET THE FUCK OUT FUCKING ADS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

you can like fast forward it i forgot how though

.ffw

fast foawrd deez

i need a girlmoder gf

do you discriminate against boymoders

>>656326
yes

i need to kill my parents and take all of their money

i need more victims to subject to harsh punishment

i need estrogen

>>656329
hi

>>656327
didn't you describe yourself as a boymodder?

>>656332
yes

oh wait that makes sense

i know how awful boymoders are because i am one

oh, i thought the reason was that you wanted to be discriminated against or smth

.play [YouTube]

OREO FRIED CHICKEN

oh i love this hydraulic press channel. its my kinda asmr

oh gays i think the water is back yooo

what is this accent

eastern european

I CAN FINALLY SHOWER YOO

>>656344
woahhhhhhh

didn spin

>>656322
you can do like 50

how are you operator worm

to go forward by 50 seconds

oh yeah its jump

>>656348
fine, how are you

thankyou based anon

>>656351
i am well

operator worm i think that we should hang out some time

recima you should get tower unite so we can hang out

lemme look at pric

isnt that the gmod sequel game

its second life but not as awsom

(no u2 concert sorry)

.skip

you're not skipping this recima

i need to see this

is he going to get salmonella??

shoulda butterflied it first

itll cook when he cook the sausage

oh he didnt wtf

nah he has Non Sausage Episodes (NSE) because there are only so many food items you can make into sausages

i dont think thats true

friiki

the guy is evil

again he's been doing this for 3 years

im evil

>>656372
hi evil :)

wait r u watching ordinary sausage

yea

>>656373
WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>656373
mommy

recima have you seen my website

.play [YouTube]

>>656379
i think i might have briefly seen it

he y i think im gonna leave cn u guys hype me up to inject my e

DO YOUR FUCKING INJECTIONS

>>656381
you can do it!

ok ok ok >>656382 i am just like, a few hours late on doing it thnak u guyssss

gwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i need kissessssss

omg

you're not getting any with that attitude

u have rizz strats

i hav strats

such as?

>>656389
#replace u with i

>>656391
check it

wooooooaaaaagh

i need to send it to someone

>>656395
i died 19 years ago

>>656395
i have never been hugged by another person romantically

>>656398
dont do it its not worth

underwhelming experience

kissing is also underwhelming

idk what you're talking about, making out is fucking awesome

cuddling is the best u got

>>656402
idk
i dont have all that much experience but im no pro

>>656403
i kinda agree cuddling is pretty peak

i think i might just actually have some sort of fuckin autism sensory thing with hugs

or like

spooning or whatever

i gotta be facing away from the other person or i feel claustrophobic

idk i just like making out with girls, especially when i make them whimper from biting their lower lip

>>656410
MmffcmgbhemvmMGFCMWg

V

i think about the first time i met one of my exes, they were wearing a collar that i really wanted to just grab so badly and when they dropped me off at my place i was like "hey can i grab your collar" and they were like "sure" and i think we just kind of naturally started kissing and then they started whimpering very loudly and it was the cutest noise ever

friiki u are so cool

ik B)

friiki do u wanna do a double date

with?

i need to get a gf first

boyboobs...........

i neeeeeeeeed to get called a ssbb by someone

super smash bros brawl?

soft skin boobie boy

oh if only you could find someone to call you that...

.play [YouTube]

.play [YouTube]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmfffffffff

yes recima?

i wanna get cuddled by someone

althhough i think they are asleep now

god i need to bake blog live

recima you should stream you cooking something, preferable sausages

cuddles are one of the only good things in this horrific world

>>656431
not sausages but i do plan to

.play [YouTube]

>>656434
YOOOOOOOOOOO

brutalmoose is actually cool

i would do a collab with him

who took the chicken from the plate, and put it in the fridge?

FINALLY HOME

I HATE WORKING

I WAS SO READY TO GTFO

at least ur home now

>>656413
that's so fucjiing hot

>>656442
yea

my dad bought pizza though my employee discount and he brought it to a party and it's all gone now

im gonna tell him to save some for me every time he wants 2do that

feel like im being used

unfortunate

im actually so disappointed

>>656447
i mean i am lol

cant wait 2move out!

eventually... some day... any day... any time......

god i need a shower

eating zaxbys leftovers l

hi onyx

hi

if u dont know what zaxbys is it's raising canes but for southerners

onyx

god let me get high

bras are the best thing ever

holy shit i was so miserable

i want to get high

this job makes me want to smoke cigarettes

but i dont want to because cancer and bad for hrt

>>656463
NO
BAD

fuck i forgot to take my pills