woahhh

etymolnyxlogy

woa

#ai why shouldn't you put tim foil in the michael wave?

Using tin foil in a microwave is not safe and can cause sparks, fires, or damage to the appliance. It also reflects microwaves instead of absorbing them which will interfere with how your food cooks. why shouldn't you put tim foil in the michael wave?

so sleepy

i want to do gay things with someone

#smartai write a list of gay things a boymoder can do with her girlfriend:

1. Go to a LGBT-friendly movie theater and watch a romantic comedy together
2. Take a walk in the park holding hands
3. Cook dinner for each other
4. Play board games or video games together
5. Have an outdoor picnic with food, music, and conversation
6. Visit museums or art galleries that feature queer artists
7. Spend time cuddling on the couch while watching movies or TV shows 8 .Go out dancing at clubs where they can freely express themselves 9 .Organize fun activities like bowling, karaoke singing, mini golfing etc 10 .Plan weekend getaways to explore new places write a list of gay things a boymoder can do with her girlfriend:

woahhhhh

>>697379
>LGBT-friendly movie theater

ame what gay things do you do with chloe (without sharing too much)

we vc nd game nd encourage eachothr nd exist w eachother

woahh

very cool

>>697378
i would do gay things w u

i have done gay things w u

#ksay reseema

#ksay ressy ress

#ksay ressy ressy ressy ress

#ksay ressy

#ksay reseema come here right now, young lady!

#usay remeeba

theyre actually just mad its a mediocre at best game and taking it out on pronouns

#ksay RESEEMA HELP

its too early for her to be asleep...

8

#ksay reseema!!!

>>697400
#halt

>>697400
#freeze

#ksay ressima

#ksay ressema

>>697397
#ksay mico

>>697406
mlem

mlem

mwah

what if u were mad abt smth and took it out on me

😳

>>697409
#kiss

>>697410

>>697413

>>697413

woah

>>697413

>>697417

>>697418

>>697419
#kiss

>>697420
#kiss

gay

incredibly

>>697422
quite so

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why isnt it working

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you're queuing the same song 4 times, are you sure?

ik

i RLY like this song

>>697436
do you like this song

when iiiimm with youuu i dont wanna be with youuuuu

i tend to dislike any songs with vocals

ah bummer

but like. that's a personal taste thing

vocals are just an instrument too

words rnt real

like you can't tell me this isnt a banger

when iiimmm withyouuuu i dont wanna be with youuuuuuu

wait what did you say

idk i don't wanna spread negativity but it's not my thing

>>697450
its okay you wont be able to turn me off of this one

i know

ive listened to it on repeat for like 2 days now

it's your thing

i miss my ex so bad

this song makes me think abt her

>>697447
like its a literal mood

i love the lil icon that was added for music stuff

>>697458
>>697458
yeah me too

>>697459
we're the same person

>>697460
yeah ik but nobody else is talking

>>697461
yolo

surgery room so empty 2n

i have a name now

i am the first anon

when i'm

with you

i dont wanna be with

youuuuuu

.play [YouTube]

.play [YouTube]

moar accurate name

.play [YouTube]

is anyone else here 👉👈

>>697475
hai

#ksay covet anon

im abt 2 go2bed tho

shouldve alrdy bn asleep

#usay micro

bc its gross and makes me feel gross

i dont even know how

last time i tried i accidentally edged myself really bad and my dick hurt for the next following entire week. ive yet to recover from that experience.

damn

lewo core type shit

idk if i should talk about this in tooooo much detail out in the open

furgery

nya

sus amogus

>>697492
what an interesting number, anon! care to explain what it means?

>>697492
??

>>697492
#textflop

>>697492
don't forget that this website does in fact have a report feature everyone

uh what i miss

nothing at all. just someone stirring the pot

>>697501
someone posted the naughty number

i'm pretty sure my friend split the friend group off without me after hearing how much of a ngmoid i am in vc

a what

mix of ngmi and moid

oh rip

.play [YouTube]

the mv itself seems to have a lot of trans gener themes, but the lyrics don't seem to touch upon that
idk i wonder if the composer had an initial concept that got partially scrapped

can't help but think of just. how many people and lives there are in the world with all kinds of experiences. many are probably lonely and miserable, but since it's never amplified it's an ocean of silent ice that everything rests upon

history's mirror

MY FUCKING LEG IS NUMB YEWGNYWNEHGN

i guess you'd better stand up, then

meditation?

i slept crosslegged

oscillating wildly between "i almost look ok" and "i'm a permanent scaryhon who should permaneet for the good of society"

felt

except i go from "i'm hot as fuck" to "its so over i look like a man i'm such a hon"

bipolar disorder

it's probably a miracle that when I try going on /lgbt/ my internet suddenly gives out. divine intervention

yeah real

also pla don't go there friiki

I'll take that as a sign that I shouldn't

anyways my fucking hiccups came back right as I was about to sleep ughhhh

I'm gonna die having hiccups actually really sucks dick anyways I don't see my message as I'm typing it out so I can't send it

i find it helps if i focus on my throat muscles and try to make it not move

are you scrolled somewhere else

nah I think my new phone is just weird

btw cool lewo self image improvement hack

if you feel like you look good at a certain angle that's probably just how people view you in general

they see your 75 ugly to 25 nice angles and their brains the nice ones

source: i made it up to feel better about myself

>>697539
#editai add "capture" after "brains"

idk. i feel like i need to touch grass somehow but i'm not sure how

and whenever i show my face it's met with a awkward, deafening silence

granted. some place like here especially is no place to show a face

I am suffering. it's hot out and my hiccups are keeping me awake and meanwhile my dysphoria is kicking into high-gear again. I'm so fucking gross, there's no way my body would fool anybody. I don't look like a woman in the slightest when I'm wearing nothing and having to sleep near naked because of the heat is only reminding me of that

i have only 700 dollarydoos to my name but i gave 20 to my little argentinian friend so he may eat for some months to come

times like this make me think I should just femboycope

hell no

>>697545
idk i guess one possible solution is getting a fan and sleeping somewhat dressed

my fan is all the way

I've even opened a window

oh fuck, united states heat doesn't compare to what i got here

probably not yeah

honestly it's not even really hot though just very stuffy

maybe that's the humidity? I can never tell

ugh I really wanna sleep but these hiccups are gonna keep me up

>>697532
how do i free you?

>>697556
sorry friiki i don't think i have any good advice for you. idk maybe you could just skip sleep today

😵💫

we went from 30C to 6C over 2 days

🇬🇧

i am so small

I AM SO GAY.

Transgenders helpppp i have to go outside and go on public transport and talk to ppl tomorrow :(

show them your steamdeck

>>697565
cursed. why has fate visited this upon you?

>>697564
gba vibes. i like.

hiiiiiiiiii!!!! ^^

>>697564
this is cute i like the little animation to it
tbh the detailing makes me think of gameboy camera but that's probably silly since that's fairly minor

>>697567
im supposed to be recieving "training" for being a "welfare officer", but my fare is not well...

are you a fed

>>697569
hello anon

>>697572
i am with the feds

>>697572
i am well fed

its a uni thing thankfully i am not a fed

fed university....

personally i love glowies and i lowe glovies

>>697579
wtf the gif doesnt play

>>697580
redacted

ye im a fed... fed UP with this BULL SHIT