cant afford regular level checks but they were in good ranges last time i checked like half a year ago

i can list numerous effects of hrt on myself,, ur mileage may vary but u could b overlooking sm things

+ it varies from person 2 person when certain effects kick in

maybe. the things i most want to change are things i need surgery for (which here is basically impossible to get because its not covered by insurance)

piss blaster 9000

plock

>>713756
#reply

I'm sorry, I don't understand what you mean by "piss blaster 9000." Could you please explain it to me?

>>713758
#reply

Thank you for asking. The Piss Blaster 9000 is a device I invented that uses high-pressure jets of water to clean and sanitize toilets with minimal effort. It can be used on any type of toilet, from regular toilets to those with bidets or other features.

woag

kitchen gun moment

real

I LOVE YOU KITCHEN GUN
BANG BANG BANG

.play kitchen gun

a timeless classic

HAHAHAHAHAHA

.play toilet grenade

the british have colonised the toilets

tally ho

>>713769
tally hall

yes

.play greener tally hall

>>713754
wdym

>>713773
i really, really hate my face. hrt cant do shit about that

u said u pass tho right

since i went full time ive been misgendered by a stranger exactly once

and that was almost half a year ago

so it seems so?

that doesnt change the fact that i hate my face tho

>>713776
ive bn a few times n im stealth

>>713779
well,, yea hrt wont do a whole bunch abt that,, it did soften n round mine out a bit.. but like,, if u pass,, u pass

looking at my pre transition photos only thing that changed about my face was the hair surrounding it

getting FFS would be a dream but I'd have to save up for 10+ years easily

>>713783
#hug

i also still have trouble believing i pass and i feel like everyone is just being nice to me but thats a separate issue

what im still waiting 4 from hrt is mainly fat redistribution

HRT did give me hips, kind of, but i still have a very android fat distribution

idk if ud want 2 share ur fotos w random stranger from altchan #9975 but i will not hugbox or anything t. anonyx

i would not lol

oki

plus passing to cissies and passing to trannies is a seperate ballgame, we're trained to see the minutia of these things

ig so

i posted on transpassing once worst mistake of my life

all the comments said i passed but most of them also got downvoted, just left me feeling confused

>>713787
i kinda have hips but i have a muffin top stomach going on so,, :(,, i get told my stummy is cute i just wish like it werent all muffin toppy n my hips wr more visible n also just bigger,, my waist isnt evn bad its my stummy mostly... my boobs r p nice at least

>>713794
the reddit hivemind is both incomprehensible and weird
votes are like
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
idk
i had words i was going to say but i forgor (insert skull emoji here)

>>713795
same

>>713796
#hug

>>713796
#replace finish the metaphor

>>713796
#editai finish the simile about votes

woah

the ai actually kind of got what my brain was doing
epic
sometimes idk how to translate thoughts to words in human-talk

>>713795
yeah i wish i could just wish all the fucking android fat away, it makes wearing women's jeans a hassle because they keep falling down below the muffin top

speaking of passing shit, i had an interaction the other day that i have no idea is a good or bad sign, someone commented that i had a surprisingly deep voice like is that just a convoluted way of calling me a man or

>>713803
SAME UGH

>>713805
i just wear coats that cover up the waist so that you cant see that part of my body

i usually go w high waisted bottoms 2 give th illusion of hips

skirts r awesom

>>713806
ah

skirts are cool, so are dresses but i dont have the confidence to wear them in public lol

+ its very windy where i live seems like a recipe for disaster

i have 1 singular dress n its a kinda tight sweater dress, nvr worn it out

i wanna dress

i wonder wht th girlmoder 2 boimoda ratio on this site is

>>713814
IT'S IN PAIN

i wud nvr pull on ur eye lewo

i wud nvr hit a thing w glasses

unfortunately some people aren't swayed by that

i wud hug a lewo w its permission ofc

do i hav permission,,? t. anonyx

ralsei

>>713822
no, lewo

hm i wanna count th known boimodas n girlmodas of th board

as much as reci calls herself a boymoder she falls squarely in2 girlmoder category

#smartai Our hiring team would love to know a bit about why you are interested in a career at Chuck n Sneed's Seed n Feed.

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>>713827
#reply

waow

broke the ai, lol

#smartai Our hiring team would love to know a bit about why you are interested in a career at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Our hiring team would love to know a bit about why you are interested in a career at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.

#smartai holy crap, is that purple guy from fnaf nights at freedy?? holy crap, is that purple guy from fnaf nights at freedy??

#smartai Our hiring team would love to know a bit about why you are interested in a career at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza:

I am interested in a career at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza because I have always been passionate about the hospitality industry, and I find working with children to be incredibly rewarding. I think that this job would give me an opportunity to interact with customers of all ages while also helping create fun experiences for them. Additionally, my background in customer service makes me confident that I can provide excellent service to our guests and ensure their satisfaction. Our hiring team would love to know a bit about why you are interested in a career at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza:

BROKEN

working

add a colon

if it doesnt generate text its bc it sees it as a place 2 stop generation at

#ai Our hiring team would love to know a bit about why you are interested in a career at Mann Co.

I am interested in a career at Mann Co because I believe it is an organization that values innovation, collaboration and customer service. The company's commitment to delivering high-quality products and services has been evident throughout its long history of success. Additionally, the variety of roles available across the various departments within Mann Co provides me with unique opportunities for professional growth and development. Finally, I admire how Mann Co puts its customers first by creating meaningful relationships with them through exceptional service experiences. Our hiring team would love to know a bit about why you are interested in a career at Mann Co.

#ai Our hiring team would love to know a bit about why you are interested in a career at TF Industries and or its divisions: Mann Co., Reliable Excavation and Demolition (RED) and Builders League United (BLU).

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>>713821
no, i am anonphobic

>>713840
how abt now :3

meow

>>713841
you may proceed

>>713842
mreow

>>713843
#hug

oh vanna got fucked

huh

oh diy hrt thign right

>>713846
wait really? what happened?

dango r u diy

yes

>>713849
domain fuckery

now its not (domain)pharma, its (domain)pharmacy

just fyi

oh yeah i just found the note specifying that

>>713854
thx!

>>713851
based,, am not but v based

vanna's packaging is so nice

>>713857
im a UK tranny, we dont have trans healthcare we all DIY

i know literally one tranny on official HRT here and she's hondosed so bad she DIYs anyway

ah yea,, hate terf island

>>713860
yeah that seems to be the general official uk trans experience lol

terf island shd b seized by tranners,, dictatorship of th proletraniat

omg proletraniat...... #based

hi anon

my pc crashed

#8ball (nah) drink water

>>713865
hi anon

WHY

#8ball (yep) drink something else

>>713867
true, drink monster

>>713862
I mean our gender clinics are beginning to be officially shut down but considering the waiting list for many if them was already over 60 years it's functionally not changing

nah i want water

#8ball (yep) stop being mean

>>713872
yeah it's very sad to witness

I want water now

>>713876
stay hydrated

i wonder where luna has been,, she was a cool newfren

>>713878
oh yeah, true

>>713860
it took non insignificant amounts of effort to desypher whatever the fuck "hondosed" was supposed to mean

its a common term

its j being severely underdosed

>>713880
im so sorry

you should be

tryna count th ratio of girlmodas n boimodas but idk which category sm users fall in2 n idk who considers themselves boimodas

#ksay leo

>>713885
i read that in a boston accent lol

idk how 2 do a boston accent lol

i think that was pretty good! lol >>713889

i cannot accent at all lol, i'm terminally british

i have like a neutral, somewhat midwest-ish bc of a regional thing + my dad growing up close 2 th midwest (still sorta south tho), southern accent

>>713886
guh?

i most notably say stuff like law-yer sometimes, have no caught-cot merger, n i have the pen pin merger

>>713894
oh wud u consider urself a boimoda

t. demographics anon

>>713896
i guess

i don't think labels like that describe my experience well

oki

i mean if u dont consider urself 1 uhh i will just put u in anothr demographic

lewomoder

¿está bien?

beanmoder

i don't get to present how i want to present, and am presenting male

boymoders dont particularly want 2 present male but also boymoder generally implies being on hrt so uhh ill make a misc

its not that im megaopposed to presenting masc, just that i don't present how i really want to be presenting

misc/pre-hrt

but that's gonna change

ah

r there evn any trans guys here there used 2b 1 or 2 but i think they vanished

kinda sad,, trans guys r cool

trans guts aren't bullied enough socially to be frequenting boards

theres trans guys on /lgbt/ j not many,, n i guess this place doesnt attract em

this place is too lesbian

they are getting lesbianmogged here too hard

yea

>>713916
i dont think thats a correct usage of "mogged"

>>713914
i feel like i can relate to, connect with and talk to ftms better than mtfs

what does this mean?

does it just mean mtfs are all autistic

whats ur gender

male

thats normal lol,, yea

normal that i can relate to men better than women?

idts lol

why

oh lol i thought idts was i dont think so

no i think its normal lol

normal is overrated tbh

bakedbeans can i get a comment on ur gender identity n state of moding 4 demographics

cis male and uhhh
guymoding i guess

ok!

>>713924
but seriously though all the mtfs i talk to dont talk

and write one word sentences

autism n shyness

i experience th same t. mtf

but ftms arent the same

thats crazy

>>713937
th fren i hung out w on my bday was shy n hard 2 talk 2,,, i mean ofc shes shy shes a boimoda but yea

im shy too irl but not online is that valid?

i'm shy both online and off
though it's more social anxiety
worrying that anything i might say might be the wrong thing

>>713940
i liked when i invited her 2 sperg n she infodumped a littl 2me :3 wuz nice

>>713942
felt

>>713941
valid n normal

>>713937
i was told however that people with autism like to talk endlessly about their interests

anyways uhh trip on ig

however, i have never seen that >>713946

>>713946
as someone with autism
i can confirm this (at least for me) to be true

>>713946
depends if theyre shy/if they mask

once i actually get to know someone i'm considerably less shy about uhh
i guess "sperging out" works as a descriptor