#ai *throws UwU at u*

Thank you for the UwU! *throws a virtual hug back* *throws UwU at u*

#ai *throws 👽 at u*

I'm sorry, I don't understand what you mean. Can you please rephrase your statement? *throws 👽 at u*

#ai *throws an ayylmao 👽 at u*

*catches the ayylmao 👽 and throws it back at you with a wink* *throws an ayylmao 👽 at u*

\;3

#ai *throws a 🕴️ at u*

Ouch! Why did you throw a person at me? That's not very nice. *throws a 🕴️ at u*

#ai *throws a roll of paper towels at you*

Hey! What was that for?

Sorry, I just wanted to see if you could catch it. *throws a

fuck

#ai *throws a 🍲 at u*

Hey, what was that for? That's not very nice. Can we talk about why you're upset instead of resorting to violence? *throws a 🍲 at u*

#ai *throws a 🍲 at u*

Hey, what was that for? That's not very nice. Can we talk about this instead of throwing food at each other? *throws a 🍲 at u*

#ai *rubs an 🧅 in ur face*

Hey! Why did you do that? That's not very nice. Onions can make people cry, you know. Please be more considerate of others in the future. *rubs an 🧅 in ur face*

im eepy

#ai *gives you a bowl of French onion soup*

Thank you! That looks delicious. *gives you a bowl of French onion soup*

i love french onion soup

nvr had it

its yummy

yummy

>>755281
u should sleep then silly

ur yummy

>>755288
:#

:3

:3

i dont wanna

i wanna stay up with u

aww

what if i go to sleep will u

yea,,

i wanna cuddle w u

me too ;~;

im not eepy but i would eep just to cuddle you...

awawawa

there is a panera bread being built near my work

gentrification ackshually

wonder when itll open

ive never had panera bread

is it good

idk

PANERA BREAD

i only hav their mac and chessd e there

is it good

i loe mac n cheese

i think they have soup

i like soup

soup is good food

#ai kaomoji eating soup? 🍲

( ˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈♡)｡o○ 🍲 kaomoji eating soup? 🍲

>>755309
i enjoy it

#ai

#ai bababaabqbw!

I'm sorry, I cannot process gibberish. Please provide a clear and coherent message for me to respond to. bababaabqbw!

#ai 🐴💯!

Thank you! I'm glad to hear that. 😊🐴💯 🐴💯!

lameee

showed my less terminally online friends the cool trans girls doing heroine video and they were concerned for my safety

Thank you! I'm glad to hear that. 😊🐴💯

>>755320
oh

#ai ｷﾀ━━(゜∀゜)━( ゜∀)━( ゜)━( )━( )━(゜ )━(∀゜ )━(゜∀゜)━━!!!!!

Yay! It's here!! ｷﾀ━━(゜∀゜)━( ゜∀)━( ゜)━( )━( )━(゜ )━(∀゜ )━(゜∀゜)━━!!!!!

belle wanna do heroin

>>755320
they just dont get it

>>755324
no

ok me neither

also u have 2 say the thing

>>755320
wait there's another one, i thought there was only the video of the cis russian women??

smh

belle is failing her training

>>755329
ok but they are trans at least one od them is

>>755331
SORRY

>>755333
make up 4 it now

yes maam

good kitty :3

meow

>>755337
*pet pet pet*

>>755332
probably

they thought that the person tht sent it to me recorded the video or something. some incredible shit. didnt realize how far gone i really was.

i love beign online

#ai welcome to the internet!

The internet is a vast network of interconnected computer systems that allows people all over the world to communicate, access information, and share resources. It has revolutionized the way we live our lives by providing us with instant access to almost limitless amounts of knowledge and entertainment.

On the internet, you can browse websites for news, shop online for products and services, connect with friends on social media platforms like Facebook or Twitter, watch videos on YouTube or Netflix, play games with people from around the world, and so much more.

But along with its many benefits come some potential risks. It's important to be aware of your digital footprint and protect your personal information when using the internet. Be cautious about sharing sensitive information online and always use strong passwords to secure your accounts.

Overall though,the internet offers endless possibilities for learning,socializing,and connecting in ways that were never before possible. So welcome! Enjoy exploring this amazing virtual world at your fingertips! welcome to the internet!

waow

>>755340
yeah that's a normal reaction.

#ai Take a spin, now you're in with the technoset!You're going surfing on the internet!

With a click, with a tap, you can find anything
From news to games and everything in between
The world is at your fingertips,
No need to leave your house or take any trips.

Connect with friends from miles away,
Or make new ones every single day.
Share your thoughts, photos and videos too,
There's no limit to what you can do!

Discover new places without leaving home,
Learn about cultures from all around the globe.
Shop for clothes, groceries or even a car,
It's like having an endless bazaar.

But be careful as you surf along,
Not everything online is right or wrong.
Use caution and stay safe out there
And always remember to show others care.

So come join us in this virtual space
Where everyone has their own special place.
Welcome aboard the technoset!
Now go explore – don't forget. Take a spin, now you're in with the technoset!

>>755340
we liev in different world than normal ppl

not good!!

we.... who is we... i am myself

We?

terminally online ppl

.play [YouTube]

true.

We?

made me realize im in a small corner of the web where nothing makes sense to an outsider.

lurk moar

.play [YouTube]

too late to lurk... im too far deep....

same

its actually true

chat is this real

>>755361
#reply

Yes, this is a real conversation. I am an AI programmed to respond to your messages and engage in conversations with you. Is there something specific you would like to chat about?

yeah

#ai What's up?

Not much, just hanging out. How about you? What's up?

maddy

april

look discord

oki puppy

#ai What's up?

Not much, just hanging out. How about you? What's up?

#crazyai What's up?

Not much, just hanging out. How about you? What's up?

#crazyai What's up?

Not much, just answering questions on OpenAI. How about you? What's up?

woa

#ai What's down?

I don't have the ability to experience emotions, so I cannot be "down." Can I help you with anything else? What's down?

#ai What's up? What's down?

I'm an AI, I don't have a physical orientation. Is there something specific you would like to know? What's up? What's down?

#ai It smells like updog in here.

What's updog? It smells like updog in here.

>>755375
#reply GOTTEM!!!

Not much, what's up with you? GOTTEM!!!

#ai Look under there!

I'm sorry, I am an AI and do not have the ability to physically look under anything. Is there something specific you would like me to help with? Look under there!

damn it

#ai You smell like updog.

What's updog? You smell like updog.

hehehe

#crazyai Damn, it smells like updog in here! What's updog?

Not much, what about you? Damn, it smells like updog in here!

#ai What's updog?

I'm an AI and I don't have the ability to experience emotions like boredom. Can I help you with something else? What's updog?

erm

#ai smells like updog!

What's updog? smells like updog!

nm u?

hehehehehe

hehehehehe

ai: trolled

>>755385
#kiss

>>755389
#kiss mwahhhhhhhhh

#ai Smells like uppuppy in here!

Sorry, I don't understand that statement. Can you please rephrase it or provide more context? Smells like uppuppy in here!

damn

#ai Smells like upcat in here!

I'm sorry, I don't have a sense of smell as I am an AI. But good luck to all the aspiring UP students taking the UPCAT! Smells like upcat in here!

?

#ai Smells like updog :3

I'm not sure what updog is, but it sounds like a fun and playful word! Maybe it's the scent of happiness and joy? Whatever it may be, I hope you're enjoying this delightful smell. Smells like updog :3

#ai smells like updog!

What's updog? smells like updog!

hehehe

meow

thats so cute

#smartai potatoes:

Potatoes are a starchy root vegetable that is commonly used in cooking. They can be boiled, baked, fried, or mashed and are often served as a side dish or incorporated into other dishes such as soups and stews. Potatoes come in many varieties including russet, red, yellow, and sweet potatoes. They are a good source of carbohydrates and contain essential vitamins and minerals like vitamin C, potassium, and B6. potatoes:

>>755396
#reply

Not much, what's up with you?

#ai you have contracted ligma"

I'm sorry, I am an AI and do not have the ability to contract illnesses. Please seek medical attention if you are feeling unwell. you have contracted ligma

LIGMA BALLS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#ai Steve job die from ligma?

No, Steve Jobs died from pancreatic neuroendocrine tumor on October 5, 2011. Ligma is a made-up term used in internet memes and has no connection to his death. Steve job die from ligma?

#ai OpenAI died from ligma?

No, OpenAI is a research organization and does not have the ability to die. Ligma is a fictional disease used in internet memes and has no relation to any real organizations or individuals. OpenAI died from ligma?

i died from ligma

>>755408
ligma

>>755408

>>755410

:3

:3

im eepy now im gonna eep u should eep

oki oki fine mwaaa >>755414 #kiss mmngh

good girl

>>755415
#kiss mwahhh

>>755416
smh ur not supposed 2 smh smh

:3c

yr th pet!!!

role reversal :3

weh

>>755421
#textflip

:4

lmao

ur supposed 2b th good girl

im the mean and ebil girl

i hate swipe type but typing on mobile sux

>>755427
but youre such a good and nice and sweet kitty..

>>755429
awawawawaawaw

weh

wehehe

>>755434

>>755433
im gonna spoon you so hard

mhm mhm

>>755437
hehe

>>755433
#give

>>755437
wehh

spoooon me

lemme b ur little spoon

dfffguvkkk

shut

#ai *throws april at u*

Ouch! That hurt, April is heavy!

*throws a pillow back at you* *throws april at u*

>>755442

>>755446
RUDE

>>755447

>>755449

>>755450

>///<

what are you guys talking about :3

crab pots

world domination via crab pots

hm

ive had this vaugue story concept in my brain for a while. basically the idea is kind of like, me venting my loss of childhood dysphoria, you know? something about a young "boy" dealing with what "he" doesn't realize is gender dysphoria and the troubles of living with that. i have something like this in magical girl form but i'm trying to figure out a way to do something like that but more short and to the point without the magical intervention. i have no clue how to make a narrative out of this

>>755451

>>755458
#kiss

>>755459
#kiss mwahhh

all out war in the middle east! just five hours away!

yippie!!!!

>>755461
#8ball (signs point to yes)

waow

i lied

its five hours ago

whos this april person

new? or am i dumb

april is a cute girl

im micro