puppygirl

anyways is anyone here from lebanon

you may want to consider moving very shortly

is there actually about to be war

REALLY GOOD THREAD IMAGE

there's war right now

whats going on

hamas has uhhh

invaded israel

arf art

arf

hundreds wounded, thousands of rockets fired, a couple towns under hamas control

hey thats not me

arf

arf

wait april did i give u my new tripcode

guys whos this anon

>>755483
oh jesus

o new thread

>>755489
yeah stay off twitter trending

>>755487
no...

theres videos of bodies piled up in the streets

they're going door to door pulling civilians out of their homes and killing them

what the fuck

(＃°Д°)

jesus

what the actual hell

damn

came back at a bad time..

thats heavyv

im not gonna tell you what to think about israel's involvement on the gaza strip for the past few Forever but like

what the fuck

its a happening

this is beyond fucked

yeah its an untold amount of violence that exceeds even the 1973 lebanon war

last time this happened was 2006 ?

no

this has never happened

hamas troops are CONTROLLING TOWNS INSIDE OF ISRAEL

wtf

they have complete control over the entire border

because of the religious holiday and the low readiness level of the IDF

very bad

ya

ive been glued to the screen ever since it started happening

its insane the israelis werent like

prepared for this on the 50th anniversary of the 1973 yom kippur war

yeah that's kinda weird they're like ultra prepared usually

yeah no the border was completely smashed by ATGMs

no military presence other than hamas

very bad

war is bad!

everyone's biting their nails about the escalation

because this was an insanely huge event for a group like hamas and everyone's wanting to know if hezbollah or iran were intertwined with this

and israel is gonna start going after people's heads very very soon

as in

the gaza strip will almost certainly be invaded and occupied by israel

and perhaps war elsewhere too

very very bad

that is fucking insane

what puzzles me the most is why arent tanks rolling into the gaza strip three hours ago

its been HOURS

of constant rocket artillery attacks and insurgents pouring in through the border

they're even taking hostages into gaza

how recent is this

israeli troops and citizens

>>755536
three hours ago

oh dang

is when this kicked off

first 60 minutes were "uneventful" if you could call constant rocket attacks uneventful

iron dome is a very effective system if tel aviv is still standing after nearly 3000 rockets

is this like. something that has been anticipated

both yes and no

it was a surprise attack, but everyone has been expecting some sort of boiling point in that reigon over the gaza strip

makes sense

so like. what's the global geopolitics consequences of all this

the US obviously supports israel so

god i hate war

moar proxy war

im not sure what we'll be doing in israel but we will certainly be shipping weapons over as fast as we can

it also means that iran is a huuuuuge culprit here

because this amount of planning and resources is truly unprecedented for hamas

right... all this war stuff is kinda gay

uh.. #oracle (span class="cmd-result cmd-oracle o-checked o-quints-or-more"CHECKED/span) or something idk man i just dont want the 5 in a row to be bleak
yea but u know who i am so am i really an anon
uhh sister convention yk

thank you anon ur so cool

anonposter i like

rare

rare

jinx

GET

i Actually Dont Know Who You Are Anonymous

there's at least 2 anonymous about

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

must kiss the anon

yeah but im a famous anon

i ship the anons

ill be honest, i have a name on rn

kiss

girl who trips as anonymous

mental

MENTAL

LOL

its just so i can easily add the e at the end!!!

so cool anon

like so

squeek

thanks bells

why would you namefig as anon i dont get it

bells....

i just explained kiki!!!

also im insane u should know that by now

its #silly

oh no

i dont know who you are you're anonymous

i sure hope this all doesnt boil into a war with iran

yes u do :3c

well that boils it down to one of two people

i'd prefer to not have to deal with the draft

>>755587
that woild just suckkkk

its always me kiki

anna?

yes

forever and always

wow

anna what do you think of squirrelboys (girls)?

hmmm this could be big for the economy i think you should show me where the nearest one is i promisse ill be nice

i HATE squirrels one bit me at epcot

government cant catch me

they will never draft me (im not registered to own liberals)

im not registered lmao

do they draft trannies anyway?

they better not

didn't biden remove that restriction

>>755605
they technically do but you're exempt cuz ur trans

biden plssss plssss dont draft me

exempt from serving

HOORAY! EXEMPT BECAUSE OF MENTAL ILLNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>755607
theres a whoooole host of other reasons not to draft a trans person

>>755609
me when uh. something about the magic the gathering format called draft

im not registered 4 draft

but yeah, ive been drawing this squirrelboy(girl) char lately and im trying to figure out a narrative here

RIP DIYmoders

YAYYY NO ONE IS REGISTERED

i dont even have a drivers license

>>755619
chloe.... i got one.... u need to get on the grind

i am not in selective service

>>755621
my wife doesnt have one either so its okay

i dont have one! i dont have a credit card! or access to my own pills !

>>755623
doesnt change much she needs to be a passenger princ ess

idk. if i was given a weapon i would probably not be around for much longer

i have a licesnce despite not driving and a credit card is it over for me if for some fucking reason they do a draft (not likely in this day and age but yknow)

#ksay anna

>>755626
^^^

>>755626
if i was given a weapon i would start uhmmm idk killing people i think thats what my job would be

>>755628
yis?

nevermind

oh

ok..

#ksay anna

rude

yes mads?

just kidding

HEY

ur cruel

so mean

you better not do it again

>>755627
unfortunately it may actually be likely

#ksay anna

and yes you'd be drafted

yes maddy?

it smells like updog

but you'd be exempt

whats updog?

girlsmell??????

can u explain

>>755649
not much what's up w u :3

>>755652
no silly im the dog.. god ur dumb...................

WTF!

owned

#owned (1256)

anna how r u

im really good actually

>>755650
i just showered

figured out why i havent been hearing much about the IDF

>>755653
everyone knows this

could i be exempty from the military if im an anarchist or some shit

turns out they've been radio silent

ive been watching doctor who, its pretty fire

>>755662
no they'd exempt you because of any sort of psychological or medical condition

>>755664
(there are doctor who commander decks coming out soon and i wanna understand all the refrences n stuff)

>>755665
oh, well i'm autistic and on anti-depressants so i guess that counts

does autism count

i would be exempt probably for certain physical disabilities

anna how r u doing

yeah you'd 100% be exempt

i just replied but uh imm doing good :3

>>755663
there's two dozen fighters over gaza and half the army is on the border with lebanon >.>

oh

cool

i would b exempt 4 several reasons

i would be exempt because they cant handle my swag (schizoposting and lots of mental illness)

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>755677
#oracle (based)

HOORAY

maybe oracle doesnt hate me

right #oracle (based) ?

i need to make out with a girl

brb #debrainworm (USER WAS DEBRAINWORMED FOR THIS POST) i hope the night terrors dont take me (not going to sleep lol) I NEVER SAID I WAS IM JUST GONNA BRB CAN YOU NOT READ YOU CUCKS

YAY

>>755684
oke bai bai kiki <3 sleep well ok? oh. u are a liar and a cheat.

i go sleepy naow

GN CHLOE NICE CATCHIMG UP

i must wake up to my gorgeous wife.....

bye clhoe

gn chlo

goodnight everyoneeeeee

bai kiks

sorry if i was the reason people found out about war in the middle east byeee wormieis

>>755689
i tried 2 message her but she was sooo sleepy

ok fuck i need 2 sleep

me too

ppl are so boring........

its only 1am but im tired asf

i hate working

i dont wanna work 8hrs

i have homeowrk... im no longer a neet.. its over 4 me...

wont even stay up... so alone in the world....

ill stay up with u bells

why would iran be grounds for a draft

i have nothing better 2 do

i appreciate it

gn everynyan

gn mads!! sleep well <3
thanks 4 checking in on me

like they didn't do it for iraq

>>755708
good night maddy !!

#ai sleeping kaomoji

( ˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈♡)ෆ⃛
(*´꒳`*)
(-_-) zzz
(ᴗ˳ᴥ˳̶̷ॢ)
(╯✧∇✧)╯︵ ┻━┻
〜(^∇^〜）
(~￣▽￣)~ zZzZ sleeping kaomoji

woa

awesom..

but thats a tableflip

(-_-) zzz

>>755716
#kiss

good night

>>755716
#hug

>>755717
#kiss

>>755719
#hug

night night

#debrainworm (USER WAS DEBRAINWORMED FOR THIS POST)

bells dm me on discord i need to get off the computer and i hate phonemoding on here #debrainworm (USER WAS DEBRAINWORMED FOR THIS POST)

ok im back

but nobody else likely is hm

nobody cares about you

nobody wants to see you prosper

nobody, null, void, 0. nobody is here

nobody is thinking of you, and sending warm thoughts your way

nobody will be there for you in your hour of need, to change a tragedy into a story of resilience

nobody from the depths of nowhere

n + 0 = n
0 + 0 = 0

anonymous nothing goo

distilled ego, stripped of all else

who are you

nobody

Or, I guess, "nobody"
"nobody" cares about you

.play [YouTube]

the degraded phonograph quality adds to the feel

I am going to hypnotize someoen today :)

Haii I'm a dumb puppygirl tranner

>>755743
spays u

HEY!!

>>755743
hai anon

>>755746
spays u as well

I am keeping the population manageable

>>755746

Haiiiii

>>755751 ??

>>755753 GUMBALL

funny how who made this put marxism on the bottom

>>755755
gaslighting is basically my whole thing

>>755757
unironically?

>>755755
where's self improvement

>>755758
it was a joke abt hypno

>>755760
oh lol didn't notice your name

>>755755
girlkeep gateboss

.play [YouTube]

>>755755
where is 100 gecs

who up griggling!!!!!!!!
(giggling and wriggling)

>>755765
me fr

>>755755
woahhhh

cute

>>755769
i need to be her

I'm making a questionnaire for my tabletop players what kinda questions should I add (mostly 4 fun)

Their answers will determine their position in the afterlife

tfw cant sleep ;-; howdees im sorry

what kind of afterlife are we talking

are they all going to be sharing the same afterlife, is it going to be some kind of system where "your belief makes it real" for whatever afterlife they believe in, or is it like. based on their character's alignment like in the forgotten realms setting

.play nobody's hero donkey kong

>>755777
nobody is there for you

>>755778
thank you nobody,,,

>>755772
maybe vary the questions depending on which deity (assuming standard D&D with lots of gods) the character worships
so say if they worship a more evil backstabby god they get questions about backstabbery

#ksay hello nobody

hello maddy
i am playing D&D

hai bakedbeans

doing many funnies in my D&D session
remembered my wizard has a hypnotic gaze, since he's an enchanter wizard
used it on a giant sentient battering ram and switched it off
we do just a little trolling

>>755785
does he have maxed charisma

yep
and maxed int
he's also a changeling
i built him to be basically the ultimate gaslightomancer

how has the session been so far

party member died, but their player wasn't having much fun playing them so they didn't mind
replacement very quickly introduced, having run up onto the ridge overlooking the fight

i used to be in a session but then i stopped going cause i wanted to focus on school, then when i wanted to return they said they were full

ah, very sad

i will say you can play with large parties and it can go well
current game has like uhhhh
7 players i think

i'm wondering if i should have been tested for pcos before taking t
they can still do an ultrasound to check my ovaries but idk how to get to that

hm

research

its Good

>>755796
#based (based) #based (this) #based

mango loco is sooo good

>>755796
how much caffeine is in that

>>755800
moderate

idr

>>755796
LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO

its so fkin peak i wan it again

>>755806
sameeee

need to buy 10000 cans of mango loco monster

i try not to drink energy drinks anymore or at least not a lot cause they have a lot of caffeine

this beverage is sexually arousing

im gonna cum everywhere

>>755810
take it easy

>>755810
>>755811
LITERALLY

its just a drink...

>>755811
im not capable of this

doesn't hrt affect your cum

lik

like

is that tmi

>>755816
yea it does

it affected mine quite quickly in early transition

less or more

this is liquid sex

>>755822
very much less

practically none while i was on blockers

clear as well

it made mine high velocity there is a hole in my wall

no

>>755827
how

>>755827
forget railgun, we got railcum

powerful

where did all the new trips come from

im new

illya is new

i haven't been here since April

#ksay illya

hai hai hai hai haiii

#say [weh4,17lkah4,12m _2 tuw2,11 brey4,19nwrr4,23m daa1,24aa1,25aa1,26aa1,27aa1,28aa1,29aa1,30aa1,31aa1,32aa1,33aa1,34aa1,35aa1,36aa1,37aa1,36aa1,35aa1,34aa1,33aa1,32aa1,31aa1,30aa1,29aa1,28aa1,27aa1,26aa1,25aa1,24aa1,23aa1,22aa1,21aa1,20aa1,19aa1,18aa1,17aa1,16aa1,15aa1,14aa1,13aa1,12aa1,11aa1,10aa1,9aa1,8aa1,7aa1,6aa1,5aa1,4aa1,3aa1,2aa1,1aa1,2aa1,3aa1,4aa1,5aa1,6aa1,7aa1,8aa1,9aa1,10aa1,11aa1,12aa1,13aa1,14aa1,15aa1,16aa1,17aa1,18aa1,19aa1,20aa1,21aa1,22aa1,23aa1,24t _2 srr2,19jhrr2,16iy4,12 _4 thax4,17 pley4,12s _2 fao2,11r ao4,19ll wrr4,23m riy6,24 _2 ley2,19tih2,16d niy4,12dzz]

im new !! bit of a newtrip , so to speak ^-^

#usay [bah8,12bah8,24bah8,19 _8 bah8,17bah8,24bah8,12 _8 bah8,12bah8,17bah8,24bah8,26bah8,24bah8,19bah8,17_8 bah8,12bah8,24bah8,19 _8 bah8,17bah8,24bah8,12 _8 bah8,12bah8,17bah8,24bah8,26bah8,24bah8,19bah8,17 _6 bah1,10bah1,11bah8,12 bah4,24bah4,21bah4,19bah4,17bah4,16bah4,17bah8,19 bah6,28bah1,27bah1,26bah12,24 _4 bah4,14_4 bah4,24 bah4,21 bah4,19 bah4,17 bah4,19bah4,21bah8,16bah8,19bah4,19bah4,17bah4,16bah4,17 bah4,12_4 bah4,24bah4,21bah4,19bah4,17bah4,16bah4,17bah8,19 bah6,28bah1,27bah1,26bah12,24 _4 bah4,14_4 bah4,24 bah4,21 bah4,19 bah4,17 bah4,19bah4,21bah8,16bah8,19bah4,19bah4,17bah4,16bah4,17]

#usay [bah4,36bah4,29bah4,31bah4,29 bah4,23bah4,29bah4,31bah4,29 bah4,22bah4,29bah4,31bah4,34bah4,33bah4,31bah4,29bah4,24 bah4,36bah4,29bah4,31bah4,29 bah4,23bah4,29bah4,31bah4,29 bah4,22bah4,29bah4,31bah4,34bah4,33bah4,31bah4,29bah4,24 bah4,36bah4,29bah4,31bah4,29 bah4,23bah4,29bah4,31bah4,29 bah4,22bah4,29bah4,31bah4,34bah4,33bah4,31bah4,29bah4,24 bah4,36bah4,29bah4,31bah4,29 bah4,23bah4,29bah4,31bah4,29 bah4,22bah4,29bah4,31bah4,34bah4,33bah4,31bah4,29bah4,24]

bah

undertale

was megalovania already done

:3

im new

im so new

i definitely havent bn here long enuf 2 have mastery of say commands and dectalk songwriting nuh uh i definitely didnt make that myself nuh uh

nuh uh

>>755849
hey new friend! welcome to brainworm.surgery

You're the skyrim trip. under a different name

>>755852
who th scallop

i am new!

#ksay
[aa<50,26>aw<50,24>aw<50,24>aw<50,24>aw<50,24>aw<50,24>aw<50,24>aw<50,24>awaa<200,23>]

the insane one that typed like

lots of new people here today

idek

>>755857
hi im new!!!

>>755860
HEY

HEY!!!

true

HEY!!!!!!

>>755863
lmao

how 2 runespeak

>>755866

how 2 decode runespeak

>>755870
now THAT is a whole different beast

you're lying

what

i'm not opworm made sure runespeak can't really be read unless you tag someone in your post that contains the runes

oh

>>755872

i miss opworm

he shows up every now and then

>>755870
dark forbidden magic

i don't want to hear it from the federal agents

what do you mean anon?

you're glowing

?

glowie glowie glowie glowie

im new

i just joined 2day

nuh uh

haven't been on /lgbt/ in a while so maybe it has been posted there idk

>>755887
who am i then

:3

kittyilluminati or some shit

WRONG

did the leave

>>755891
#punt

no she didnt

oh

did she stop being terminally online

morning wormies

im old

>>755898
morning airliner!

im new

i wish i could be new

>>755886
me 2

ths place is kindof crzy idk,,,

its weird!!! full of weirdos!!!

wait ppl can see me type?

im new

wtd wtd wtf STOP WAYCHING ME TYYPE

ok bai

brbafk

c u maddyyyy :3

:3

im new how do I post here

where's the captcha

no annoying captcha before evry post therefore site is unusable

site has too many women

>friend's new D&D character arrives
>immediately starts throwing shade on the same player's old, deceased character
i am c a c k l i n g

he is just a pony she is just a pony they is just a pony

#ai why boobs sweaty?

Boobs can become sweaty due to a variety of reasons, including physical activity, hot weather, hormonal changes, and wearing tight or non-breathable clothing. Sweating is the body's natural way of regulating temperature and keeping cool. The sweat glands in the skin produce perspiration which evaporates on the surface of the skin, helping to cool down the body. As breasts are covered with layers of fatty tissue and have less exposure to air circulation compared to other parts of the body like arms or legs, they may tend to feel more sweaty at times. why boobs sweaty?

ah

ah

koron

bonk

#ai funny kaomoji?

(◕‿◕✿) - "Happy face"
(¬‿¬) - "Sly or mischievous face"
(^_^)/~~~ -"Dancing with joy"
(-_-;) - "Embarrassed or apologetic face"
ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ- "Bear hug"
ʕ•́ω•̀ʔっ-　"Cute bear hug" funny kaomoji?

#ai frisk.undertale face?

I'm sorry, I cannot generate images. Can you please provide a description or reference image for me to use? frisk.undertale face?

#ai frisk undertale kaomoji?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) frisk undertale kaomoji?

no,

frisk...

#ai (-_-) =)

I am an AI language model, so I do not have a physical form or emotions like humans. But thank you for asking! Is there something else I can assist you with? (-_-) =)

But thank you for asking!

#ai I feel so clean like a money machine

I'm living my best life, feeling so fly
Never gonna stop, I'll reach for the sky
Got a pocket full of cash and a heart full of dreams
I feel so clean like a money machine

No more worries or stress, just living in bliss
Every day's an adventure that I don't want to miss
With every step forward, I leave the past behind
My future is bright and oh so kind

Money can't buy happiness but it sure helps out
Gonna spread love and joy without any doubt
Living my truth with no need to pretend
Feeling like royalty from beginning till end

So watch me shine as I chase after success
Leaving all negativity in the dust without distress
Surrounded by good vibes and positive energy
I feel so clean like a money machine I feel so clean like a money machine

god its horrible at writing

music

#ai it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes guillotiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine yuh

The lyrics "it goes it goes it goes" are repeated throughout the song as a way to build tension and excitement. The addition of "guillotine" adds a sense of danger and violence, creating an intense atmosphere in the song. it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes guillotiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine yuh

the terror

#ai Q: Are we not men?

A: I am an AI and do not possess a physical form or gender, so the concept of being "men" does not apply to me. Q: Are we not men?

#ai Q: Are we not men?

A: This question is often associated with the rock band Devo and their song "Jocko Homo." The full line from the song is "Are we not men? We are DEVO!" It can be interpreted as a commentary on humanity's tendency to conform and lose individuality. Q: Are we not men?

i want 2 devolve

what did she mean by this

Q: Are we not men?
A:

>>755941
#answer

real

Q: What would you do if you had a gun?
A:

>>755944
#rigidanswer

/WHAT

yea

it always does that

Q: What would you do if you had a knife?
A:

>>755949
#rigidanswer the question.

oh waow

Q: What would you do if you had a knife?
A:

>>755952
#rigidanswer

the cake