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azy!!ePKE.HrFJs
later on there are some stands that are such fucking bullshit but in the best way possible lol
laura!dErr1CKfN.
ok wait this goes hard
📱!rc.lewo.ns
>>812602
moderate amount of damage hmm. slightly-below-good girl then
>>812609
emily (she's literally a toaster)!gLowG08p1k
>>812616
laura!dErr1CKfN.
i cba to listen to this anymore
laura!dErr1CKfN.
.skip
laura!dErr1CKfN.
bollocks
laura!dErr1CKfN.
not monkey cunt yet
emily (she's literally a toaster)!gLowG08p1k
>>812616
doctors are evil unless they don't care. every time
>>812619
azy!!ePKE.HrFJs
>>812617
yeah kinda true honestly
especially when it comes to things like these
bakedbeans!7MlwIr2/Ss
i think i remember reading a book about an obgyn doc one time
emily (she's literally a toaster)!gLowG08p1k
>>812629
bakedbeans!7MlwIr2/Ss
>>812627
i agree with this
laura!dErr1CKfN.
MONKEY CUNT
laura!dErr1CKfN.
MONKEY CUNT
laura!dErr1CKfN.
MONKEY CUNT
📱!rc.lewo.ns
wtf
laura!dErr1CKfN.
monkey cunt
📱!rc.lewo.ns
y y are you saying that
>>812638
emily (she's literally a toaster)!gLowG08p1k
like we allow alcohol and cigarettes
bakedbeans!7MlwIr2/Ss
>>812639
it's not different, no matter what they say
at the end of the day it's a chemical you put into your body of your own free will
it is that simple
emily (she's literally a toaster)!gLowG08p1k
>>812644
it's because they need decommodified nuggies
laura!dErr1CKfN.
i thought you were about to say why are people so hungry and i was about to say what if they havent eaten anything
>>812643
bakedbeans!7MlwIr2/Ss
i think my cdda character is hungry, time to make another batch of cookies and eat 20k calories instantly
🎃 maddeez =(^・ω・^)= 📱!iskitty/qM
please god make me infertile
emily (she's literally a toaster)!gLowG08p1k
.play installing gentoo asmr wolfgang
📱!rc.lewo.ns
i love getting barely any sleep @ night so i can tease the tsundere in my phone
bakedbeans!7MlwIr2/Ss
cdda character not satiated after eating 15k calories of cookies... smh...
👻 gaypril U(oᴥo)U!Ispuppy.i2
>>812652
real
👻 gaypril U(oᴥo)U!Ispuppy.i2
cookie (hot)
>>812658
bakedbeans!7MlwIr2/Ss
>>812657
cooked them then immediately ate them
16 batches of elderberry cookies
👻 gaypril U(oᴥo)U!Ispuppy.i2
holy moly
👻 gaypril U(oᴥo)U!Ispuppy.i2
how can your char eaet that many
>>812662
bakedbeans!7MlwIr2/Ss
>>812661
cookies are physically tiny in comparison to cdda stomach size
👻 gaypril U(oᴥo)U!Ispuppy.i2
interesting....
bakedbeans!7MlwIr2/Ss
according to cdda, all cookies are exactly 2cm in diameter
>>812666
azy!!ePKE.HrFJs
>>812665
woah that's a tiny cookie
laura!dErr1CKfN.
i think we should legalise killing people
laura!dErr1CKfN.
some people just deserve it honestly
bakedbeans!7MlwIr2/Ss
laura wants to do The Purge, got it
>>812674
laura!dErr1CKfN.
im really sorry for that statement, that was incredibly anti derrick
laura!dErr1CKfN.
what i mean is that i wish for people to be a lot more tolerant and accepting of others and wish for people to be a lot less insufferable
bakedbeans!7MlwIr2/Ss
i too would like people to be nice to each other
emily (she's literally a toaster)!gLowG08p1k
i wish conservatoids would stop shittesting me with masculine words
laura!dErr1CKfN.
>>812669
i got called a eugenicist online because i said that some people should get shot in the head because they piss me the fuck off
laura!dErr1CKfN.
like they literally compared me to nazis
bakedbeans!7MlwIr2/Ss
that's not really eugenics that's just called shooting people that annoy you
a different flavour of murder
laura!dErr1CKfN.
like im not out here tryna organise a fully comprehensive and coordinated genocide against people more feeble that i, i just wanna fuckin drop a rock on someones head sometimes
>>812682
emily (she's literally a toaster)!gLowG08p1k
Let's all go in a circle and list the crimes we wish to commit, the ATF, NSA, CIA, and FBI can't see us
>>812693>>812683>>812684>>812687
bakedbeans!7MlwIr2/Ss
>>812677
understandable tbh
Anonymous
>>812683
do you have a sloop? a galleon?
bakedbeans!7MlwIr2/Ss
i have a torrent client, the modern man's galleon
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>>812681
emily (she's literally a toaster)!gLowG08p1k
>>812683
YAR HAR HARRRRRR
👻 gaypril U(oᴥo)U!Ispuppy.i2
mismo?
>>812692
emily (she's literally a toaster)!gLowG08p1k
>>812690
espanyol (sorry i can't make that letter on my pc)
>>812694
azy!!ePKE.HrFJs
>>812681
i watched an amv on youtube once
👻 gaypril U(oᴥo)U!Ispuppy.i2
>>812692
its ok idek spanish
👻 gaypril U(oᴥo)U!Ispuppy.i2
>>812689
#reply translate to english

same
translate to english
👻 gaypril U(oᴥo)U!Ispuppy.i2
up heere in canada we learn french as a second languagee
>>812698
bakedbeans!7MlwIr2/Ss
i tried to french but i could not french
>>812703
emily (she's literally a toaster)!gLowG08p1k
oui oui j'aime faguette
>>812696
bakedbeans!7MlwIr2/Ss
i tried to german and i can german a little bit
bakedbeans!7MlwIr2/Ss
i tried to latin and i can latin somewhat
👻 gaypril U(oᴥo)U!Ispuppy.i2
i was so bad at french but i passed thee classes thhrough like, understanding the grammere and stuff and having a tiny bit of reading compreheension. but i could NOT write or speak it
laura!dErr1CKfN.
french is a horrible horrible language
emily (she's literally a toaster)!gLowG08p1k
>>812697
my french class was a joke. in my school you took french if you didn't give a shit or wanted a class trip to paris and you learned spanish if you actually wanted to learn a language
>>812709
bakedbeans!7MlwIr2/Ss
i occasionally play tabletop with a frenchman, but we use text chat instead of VC so accents are not a concern
🎃 maddeez =(^・ω・^)= 📱!iskitty/qM
bonjour je sois boenis
>>812706>>812707
👻 gaypril U(oᴥo)U!Ispuppy.i2
>>812705
#reply

Bonjour, merci pour votre compliment. Je suis content/e que vous appréciiez mes compétences ou qualités. Comment puis-je vous aider ?
👻 gaypril U(oᴥo)U!Ispuppy.i2
>>812705
#reply translate anglais

hello I am good
translate anglais
azy!!ePKE.HrFJs
tableworm rpg!!
bakedbeans!7MlwIr2/Ss
>>812703
for us, spanish was mandatory unless you did latin club after school, then you could take latin instead
i happened to like latin anyways so i started going to latin club (granddad was an archaeologist)
>>812713
🎃 maddeez =(^・ω・^)= 📱!iskitty/qM
hablo español :D
>>812716
bakedbeans!7MlwIr2/Ss
i know no spanish aside from "la creatura"
emily (she's literally a toaster)!gLowG08p1k
>>812709
imagine having a second language be mandatory (laughs in ruraul america])
>>812715
bakedbeans!7MlwIr2/Ss
>>812713
this was bri'ish state school
an interesting and fun place where i enjoyed myself and nothing bad ever happened aside from after i left i heard through my contacts there that a couple people got shanked
>>812719
emily (she's literally a toaster)!gLowG08p1k
>>812710
mi espanyol esta mierda y no tengo accentos en este computador
laura!dErr1CKfN.
fuckin hate glowies
>>812723
bakedbeans!7MlwIr2/Ss
i hate glowies and the antichrist
emily (she's literally a toaster)!gLowG08p1k
>>812715
our thing was bomb threats and the occasional g
>>812722
azy!!ePKE.HrFJs
yeah haha those glowies suuuuuck
>>812724
laura!dErr1CKfN.
the antichrist is awesomesauce
bakedbeans!7MlwIr2/Ss
>>812719
we had bomb drills at one of the schools i was at, solely because someone had phoned in a fake bomb threat one time
i do get the worry though
azy!!ePKE.HrFJs
>>812726
too late beans..... too late.........
emily (she's literally a toaster)!gLowG08p1k
>>812726
FUCK
bakedbeans!7MlwIr2/Ss
>>812729
lmaooooooooooooooooo
laura!dErr1CKfN.
>>812726
will not mouse over
bakedbeans!7MlwIr2/Ss
oh god i can hear the weather outside my window, it sounds angry
emily (she's literally a toaster)!gLowG08p1k
(my brain immediately started imagining target practice w it)
emily (she's literally a toaster)!gLowG08p1k
>>812736
oh no
emily (she's literally a toaster)!gLowG08p1k
>>812736
this was 8th grade lunch fodder
bakedbeans!7MlwIr2/Ss
i could dig into my meme folder but my meme folder is a godless hellpit
>>812742
emily (she's literally a toaster)!gLowG08p1k
>>812738
i got told i look like ted
>>812745
emily (she's literally a toaster)!gLowG08p1k
>>812740
misma
emily (she's literally a toaster)!gLowG08p1k
.skip
azy!!ePKE.HrFJs
>>812744
it's bazinga man
bakedbeans!7MlwIr2/Ss
i love the lazytown songs so very much
>>812749
bakedbeans!7MlwIr2/Ss
shit was my childhood
emily (she's literally a toaster)!gLowG08p1k
>>812747
#replace i hate myself owo
emily (she's literally a toaster)!gLowG08p1k
>>812752
typical [redacted] state resident on the fourth day of the month of july (it's when amerikkka celebrates its independence)
emily (she's literally a toaster)!gLowG08p1k
>>812757
i hate this i hate this i hate this i hate this i hate this i hate this i hate this i hate this i hate this i hate this i hate this i hate this i ha--
>>812764
👻 gaypril U(oᴥo)U!Ispuppy.i2
>>812760
👻 gaypril U(oᴥo)U!Ispuppy.i2
lgsdjfbhvl
👻 gaypril U(oᴥo)U!Ispuppy.i2
>>812760
emily (she's literally a toaster)!gLowG08p1k
>>812760
ragutorein
rug train
rag train
???
>>812766
bakedbeans!7MlwIr2/Ss
>>812765
i think i have a necoarc version of the full song somewhere
emily (she's literally a toaster)!gLowG08p1k
>>812764
i shall take your consideration and shove it out the window, aka defenestration so far that you won't be able to see it anymore
>>812769
azy!!ePKE.HrFJs
>>812770
#change banjosay to banjosey
laura!dErr1CKfN.
>>812771
many such cases
azy!!ePKE.HrFJs
>>812771
i love this video lol
laura!dErr1CKfN.
0:05bmbmbm.mp4
this one goes out to the black midi fans
emily (she's literally a toaster)!gLowG08p1k
>>812769
i was referencing something to do with the church and czech something or other from the 1600s
>>812779
laura!dErr1CKfN.
got it
emily (she's literally a toaster)!gLowG08p1k
>>812779
sure!
emily (she's literally a toaster)!gLowG08p1k
these videos are not loading and i am blaming frontier for this
>>812786
azy!!ePKE.HrFJs
>>812785
shift click them to automatically download them!
>>812794
azy!!ePKE.HrFJs
>>812787
oh my god it's been years since i've last seen this video lmao
>>812790
laura!dErr1CKfN.
.play automation kglw
azy!!ePKE.HrFJs
>>812790
it's a great video
laura!dErr1CKfN.
pyrocynical reference
bakedbeans!7MlwIr2/Ss
epic pyro reference
emily (she's literally a toaster)!gLowG08p1k
>>812786
my compoober is brokken
Anonymous
i find it odd people seem to forget pyro was dropping hard r's constantly back in the day
>>812796>>812800
Anonymous
lol
Anonymous
>>812796
didnt he mock tana mongeau cause she said "n word" instead of just saying the hard r lol
>>812801
emily (she's literally a toaster)!gLowG08p1k
>>812795
no idea who that guy is but cringe
wait didn't he accidentally show furry something
>>812804
laura!dErr1CKfN.
it wouldnt surprise me
laura!dErr1CKfN.
his old content is a time capsule
Anonymous
>>812800
no he had to admit to being into furry inflation porn in order to kinda clear some allegations against him
>>812806
emily (she's literally a toaster)!gLowG08p1k
>>812804
WH- how does
what allegations would that clear?!
laura!dErr1CKfN.
we dont talk about the tf2 incident
Anonymous
also it's weird people say he was completely innocent when he admitted to rping with a 16 year old knowing they were that age at 19
not a huge age gap, but it's weird people treat the whole crux of that controversy as if it never happened
>>812809
yeah, but his fans pretend he did literally nothing and that he proved the person was just an attention whore or something despite being shown the clip of him saying he did it but it was wrong lol
>>812809>>812810
laura!dErr1CKfN.
>>812808
didnt he literally admit in the video that he acknowledged it was wrong?
>>812808
emily (she's literally a toaster)!gLowG08p1k
>>812808
truly the finest representation of the furry community
laura!dErr1CKfN.
I MADE IT MYSELF
laura!dErr1CKfN.
APRIL HELPED MAKE IT TRANSPARENT SO OP WORM COULD PUT IT IN THE CORNER
azy!!ePKE.HrFJs
little wizard derrick!!
Naatchi!9DAN049HQU
casting some incredible spells >:3
emily (she's literally a toaster)!gLowG08p1k
.play shadow wizard money gang sound

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