dont apologize

no need to :3

wait did the thread even

i love food

it did

sorry ame.

huh

i didnt even notice

wild

ameeeee

how are youuu ame

ur losing ur edge

see thats why i feel bad about it..

>>587208
not great but ill be fine

im sorry ame :c i wish i could cook a meal for you to make you feel better

>>587213
thats rly sweet <3333

food is the quickest way to a girls heart and happiness

>>587210
whats needypic official 5

perhaps not permanent but

nothing in life is

except taxes and death slaps knee*

no

taxes may be, but death is not

>>587215
pets >

>>587216
maybe youll find out next thread...

>>587222
what

ohhhhh

being a pet is a better way to

imagine getting food made for u THEN gettint pet????!!!!

>>587226
I MEANT PETTING A GIRL,,,

OH

i see whats on ur mind now

idk if a girl petted me it would be nice

but if a girl cooked for me

i would love her forever

thats why i love my asshole mom

what if a girl made you her pet

>>587227
real...

>>587235
real...

>>587238
cute

thats why u like kiki so much rich

weh...

maybe i should leash that twink.

right

>>587240
,there are many reasons

mmmmmmm i fucking love carrots

so true. shes really cool tbh

fun fact: carrots do not improve eyesight

SHES SO COOOOL ughh i wish she was here

i wanna be like her

>>587247
incredulous.

>>587245
boymoder food yayy

carrots improve your rizz by 6

>>587250
well technically they very slightly improve eyesight but no better than any other vegetable

the carrot eyesight myth was a propaganda campaign by the royal air force's media wing to hide the fact that radars were detecting german aircraft from huge distances away instead of pilots having exceptional vision

THE RAF???????

Rabbits Are Funnee

this myth went so far as to cripple the german luftwaffe's efforts to use aircraft radars for detection until very late in the war

>>587257
sometimes it be like that. its hard #hug

sorry youre having a shitty day ame. glad anna keeping u company

and german pilots had rations primarily consisting of carrots

it became so prevalent that one of the most common windowsil garden fooditems grown in british households during the war was carrots, both donated to the air force (and army/navy) and for household consumption

>>587254
>>587258
>>587261
this is insane lmao

i love your military trivia chloe haha its very based

overall probably the most successful propaganda campaign of all time

thats just incredible

and ever since, carrots went from a low tier vegetable to being peddled as the lesser of two evils compared to green vegetables to picky children

carot 💖

do bunny rly like carrot or is this propoganda too?

yes

bunnies love carrots

do they love lettuce??

im kitty im not bunny sorry chat

>>587272
yes

i love lettuce and carrot.

>>587273
im kitty too

but i love carrots

me too

i wish i was fluffy and round like a bunny

now im sad

i ate all my baked carrots

NOOOO

its ok belle

i have an entire nother bag in the fridge

>>587269
bunnies love carrots but ur not suppsoed to give them too much, it can be unhealthy

its bigger than the last one

its a huge bag

YAY

ill be cooking zucchini and perhaps carrots tomorrow night

>>587285
ty for the info. im gonna eat too much carrot.

>>587285
everything is healthy in moderation

yea but carrots r especially meant to be a treat for rabbits and nothing else

:D

i love treats

i want treats too

does anyone want to fall in love with me ill cook meals for you and generally be a housewife

maybe...

sorry chloe u would not like to live the life i live.

>>587297
you're only saying that because you've seen my naked body

promised not to be weird to girls online today

>>587299
and your cooking and your personal interests

>>587300
0 days without being weird to girls online

>>587302
#itsover (882)

>>587300
you can be weird to me all you want ame, i dont mind :3

>>587300
why would you want to not be weird to girls online??

i should be weird to no one ever cause i am responsible and cool

i pinky promise i wont be screenshotting your things anymore

wow pinky promise thats SEROUS..

>>587307
is this true.........

ame nobody screenshotted my very very stupid posts earlier

>>587305
im a normal girl

i did

>>587311
mmmm nope

i am grateful

so i wont screenshot yours ame

>>587310

skleemshot

>>587316
cute

>>587313
micro

,

>>587316

>>587319
yeah?

>>587321

RUNES !!!! AAAAAA

theyre sexting

avert your eyes belle

OK

>>587323

>>587325
WE R NOT

prove it.

YES U ARE

>>587328

IM TURNING IT OFF TOO SINFUL

look at what you two are doing. youre causing psychic harm to belle. how could you.

ITS NOT SEXTING

its not sexting

>>587322
micro. u are the one who smithed locks. u were also working on game dev. i remember

>>587337
yes! i remember that stuff too

>>587338
very based that that is u.

my arm is starting to feel slightly less numb

>>587340
oh shit why was it numb?????????¿???????????

>>587340
can i bite it to see if youll feel it

>>587341
i cant rly say i think

>>587342
no comment

>>587339
thankuu youre based too

good nya

>>587343
sorry to hear ame. i too have the numb arm for unfortunate reasons.

>>587343

>>587346
:,) here for you anon

hiii ame

how are youuuuu

chloe just reset

>>587346
wait

ARE THEY DONE HAVING SEX

yeah youre safe now belle

okey ^_^

is there a new runereader...?

IDC AVT RUNES

>>587356
not really but i can read runes

>>587349
>>587350
hiiiiiiiiiiiii im whtever

IM ABOVE THE SYSTEM

>>587344
thank u micro!!! i hope the game goes good!!!!!!!

WAIWT SO PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ABLE TO READ THEM THIS WHOLE TIME

>>587360
i erm havent touched it in weeks

>>587361
just me sam and anna rn

>>587362
thats ok, i have only been doing the like. bare minimum towards my goals atm too.

literally no one else can

OH

ok

thats why they thought we were sexting dfjghkjfngh

i thought you were secting because 90% of the time you are

THATS TRUE

NOT TRUE

I DONT WANNA HEAR IT

90% horny 10% hurtin'

if it wasnt sexting it was probably gentle petplay

nope!

ive got nothing then

mmmmm i love this food

i should go get more potatoes

micro. can u tell me another based fact about u so i can remember it!!!

ive smoked meth

>>587374
need tho

>>587380
based :O

fried rice is my lifeblood

how was it?

just twice tho

awful

>>587386
fair, so the 2nd time was just to make sure?

i would eat chloe fried rice

>>587387
well the first time it was like any other stim i smoked so little. the second time i smoked too much and also got chased out of the stairwell i was sleeping in by security and it was a whole ordeal

>>587388
:D

>>587389
oh shit holy ulfuck that sounds gnarly.

chloe fried rice would be amazing

i'd like

idk what id put in it

like bits of carrot and peas and eggy rice

seasoned well

cooked on one of those big hibachi griddles

YES.................

>>587391
yeah it was. also i felt like i had brain dammage

>>587399
do u think there's a Goldilocks zone of just right with meth? or is it only too little or 2 much

oh yeah absolutely

>>587401
i see hahaha.

but i was hanging with a bunch of actual methheads with tolerances so i was kinda smoking at pace with them and that was a mistake

nya

>>587404
oh shit! yea makes sense

ok ok ok ok ok

wormchat

whats all ur fav foods

either burger or sushi

hmmmmmmmmmmmnmnnnnñnmnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i think. sphagetti Bolognese with a salad on the side with balsamic and some parmesan ontop. and maybe a little bread on the side. why bread when so many carbs already??? who knows. 2nd answer is big pho with tofu and shitake mushroom. 3rd answer is big ramen with pork belly. but i haven't eaten that for years cause i stopped eating meat cause a twink i liked was vegan.

I LOVE FRIED RICE!!!!!!!!!!

>>587410
never made sushi but i can make a really good burger

>>587412
YEAH FRIED RICE IS SO GOOD

YAAAAAA

>>587412
:3

i can make some sometime

>>587413
i would love to eat your burger

fried rice and pan seared veggies and beef

like an authentic teppanyaki experience

.play [YouTube]

this is twice now you've put this on

universal truth of potatoes: the less you put in/on them the better they age

.play [YouTube]

>>587424
did you know potatoes are from central america

you ever turn vegan for a twink who breaks your heart then rage eat a steak??

>>587426
they... are?

yeah

huh yeah it is an american food

thats a fact. a microfact!

>>587427
id honestly do this

well. before my slut arc anyway

i need a slut arc. cause i keep just falling in love like an IDIOT. but i feel like it would be irresponsible for me to have a slut arc for i am. unfortunately. a known entity. and one must conduct themselves as a monk if they are known.

>>587433
glad you can openly recognize it now ame proud of you

>>587431
fun chloe fact

>>587435
hey!! are u calling me a slut.............

yes im calling you a slut.

for the longest time, pizza was nothing more than cheese and olive oil on a flatbread until tomatoes were brought back from central america

>>587438
NOT NICE!!!!! HMPH

i actually like the original idea of pizza more than the current one but thats just because i dont like sour sauces/doughs on pizza

>>587439
thats actually crazy i didnt know that

>>587444
fucking dies

omfg TOM ODELL thats a blast from the past

i like sweeter pizzas

all the pizzas i make are really yummy

funny guy

have you ever had donair sauce on a pizza chloe

just realized i havent been holding my shark cus of my girlwounds and maybe thats part of my bad mood.....................

>>587450
i dont do sauces

oh wait

>>587451
girlwounds...?

i misread what you said

>>587454
my girloopsies

oopsies?

ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i was girlbleeding but now im not so im gonna hug shark

noooooooooo

dont do that dont bleed

if a single anon or trip on this board dies im gonna come drag you back from the nether

hug shorky and tell shork that they are loved

i will !!!!

>>587462
death cant keep me down for very long

>>587446
awww puurrr purrr anon glad you lyked it mew =^.^=

sorry I put y in like didnt mean to...

>>587466
i do!!

>>587467
its ok!!

>>587468
good that makes me feel good UwU >>587469 ;3

girls

u know the bag guys in bloodbourne who come put you in the bag and then u wake up in the BAD place that is gonna be how it is alright? (positive) so please look after yourselves!!!!!!!!!!!

sosna

>>587472
i was trapped in that area for so long and i didnt know how to leave so i ended up grinding fights against paarl for like 2 days cause i was underleveled lmmao

>>587474
omg based!!!!!!! i love that that game can force such a stupid gamestate like that haha

there was actually a way out i think i just had no idea. but it did teach me to not play like its darksouls i rly nailed that fight

ah fair, i didn't know it lol

i still need to beat the dlc but no ps4 )^:

i never played a single souls dlc

.play [YouTube]

ds1 dlc is good 2's dlcs are mixed bag kinda 3's are amazing

based

i like mixed. 2 is a based game. i love it. i want royal rat authority to be my big rat

>>587484
love big rat. i really liked 2 when i played it and i played it a lot but after i played 3 a lot i couldnt go back to 2 it felt awful to play for a few reasons. but the pvp was so good

>>587487
cuuuuuuuuute

.play [YouTube]

wish i could just be someones stupid kitty they spoil and take care of so i never have to wrorry about anything ever and id get alll the affection i need AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KILLSMYSELF

>>587485
he was the giant rat who made all of the rules.

>>587487
ame live!!! u will b pet eventually dw.

>>587485
yea the tactile experience of 2 is horrible hahahaha. love it still tho. its such a wonderful mess. i just adore it. 3 is based too. has big worm. +800 points for big worm. fuck the fact no man's sky advertised big worm and didn't ship with big worm. that's so fucked up. guild wars 1 shipped with big worm of at least like. 8 varieties.

>>587491
Nooo Ame Ame!!!!!!!!!!! Why are you crying??? :(

>>587491
>>587487

did someone make you post that

aww

>>587493
NO :((((

I WISH

dont worry ame one day you will become someones very good kitty pet i belief in it

i hope someone takes rly good care of ame fr.

>>587490
yeah i have fond memories of it. 3 was probably my favourite jjust because of how chaotic invasions were i looooved getting ganked and being a real rat bastard

>>587500
so based haha. yea there were some evil spots to gank people from in 2.

>>587497
a good and based cause purrr purrr :3 ;3; 3

>>587501
yeah dragon aerie was mmy HOME.

also in the ringed city dlc there was a bug where you could moundmaker invade into ppl's bossfights and i may have abused that a fuckton until it was patched lmao. into the twin demon princes bossfight

>>587497
>>587498
thank you i was Not built for this world i was built to be someones spoiled cat who doesnt have to worry about rent or having a house to sleep in next week

>>587504
so true!!! honestly there's people out there who just want a housepet like that fr. its good ppl like u exist to fill that role.

it also didnt notify that you invaded

then you put on the white ring and to their perspective its just like. random helpful phantom runs up to them and starts killing them

>>587505
i need to get to them before GRIFTERS take them all and leave nothing for trucats like me.........

>>587504
so true so true

>>587508
imagining catgirls fighting in the street over this.

>>587505
i want a housepet fr

>>587511
u could have me but it would honestly be a bit weird. im like. a 6ft+ hunk with a career and rippling abs.

>>587511
hey

the estrogen honestly is no match for me.

>>587512
wouldnt be so tall walking around on all 4's i think

>>587513
hi :3

>>587515
holy shit

hahahahah

>>587517
#give

micro r u cute?

people say i am i guess

:O

i probably am sometimes

people say im cute too.

weird considering i could probably lift them above my head.

you probably are then!!

>>587525
nah that doesnt mean you cant be cute not at all

does it not????

:3

it doesnt!!

theres even like, big strong buff bara masc bearmoder men that can be cute

>>587531
true true you're so right here yeah honestly.

mhm mhm mhm

god i cuddled a big tall bear the other day and it was so soft and comfy he was so nice aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

once you get rid of heteronormativity the possibilities are endless

>>587535
luckkyyyyy

by cuddled i mean. hug that i made last longer than it probably should have.

hehe thats ok too

was it the guy that like went through a bunch of crazy things and told you about it or are you different anon or same anon different guy

nah different guy. same anon.

oo oke

i am just a slut for hugs

>>587543
#hug

:3!!!!!!

i fucking need hugs so badly its not even funny.

see CUTE

>>587543
based

i will straight up hollow without them fr.

to hug is to be human

yeah. god i wish i had hugs right now. i haven't been able to go to sleep all night cause im just craving a hug so badly.

its been forever since iv felt the hug of someone im attracted to tbh i want it

might hug my shark. ill make tea

its so late fuck. was gonna get early night tonight

another night spent pining for hugs. i need to get serious and just go out there and get hugged.

>>587552
hope u get that ame! u deserve to feel wanted like that by someone u also want!

girls girls girls girls girls girls

>>587557
thats 6 of them!!!!!!

what are u gonna do with 6 girls???

>>587556
def felt that yesterday........

thinking abt smth she said and smiling teehee

gonna go get my shark

>>587562
go get that scourge of the sea!!!!!

>>587559
you could do a lot with 6 girls

>>587564
yea. i need to just like. honestly. become self employed. go get invited to the transbian cuddle puddle. snooze. feel good. it is vital that i am self employed for some reason

>>587566
NEED

honestly id settle for the cute guy cuddle puddle. but i think that's just called a scrum.

nah girls play rugby too.

>>587567
hai

.play [YouTube]

the chords in this one are pretty af

>>587566
yeah this would be so ideal

#ksay ah may

yess? oh!

>>587570
haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii #hug

>>587573
u can come to the self employed transbian cuddle puddle micro

i love this bit coming up here.

>>587577
yesssssss ill invite you to any i find as well

>>587580
:O based

how will u let me know!

that was the bit!!!

God's a proud
Thundercloud
We are cartoon cats
With a fear that is biblical
Under our hats

girls

>>587583
a bat signal of sorts. u will know

>>587586
g i r l s
i
r
l
s

>>587587
based

>>587590
basedbasedbasedbasedbased

finally. a cup of tea

>>587592
yeahhh!!!

>>587590
YES THIS IS SO CUT EI LOVE THIS

honestly put that in ur vn

>>587596
hmmmmmmmmm...... greatly considered. ive told u the idea for it right?

yaya

>>587598
whats the idea?

>>587600
its embarrassing and mostly sexual but if u wanna know gimme a sec

wormlang.

>>587601
its embarrassing and BASED

wait where did the boymoder hypothetical go

back into the closet just like the boymoder herself :)

sad...

good luck micro

>>587601
ohhh yeah i remember that

what would u do if u saw that tho micro?

i cant get past the start cus writing serious dark stuff SUCKS idk how to do it without sounding up my own ass or pretentious or whatever ughhh

yeah its really hard to tell if ur like, drawing from genuine dark stuff/bad experiences and expressing it or just being cringe/ but i think most of the time its not being cringe if its from the heart. at least it wouldnt be for you ame cause ur not cringe

>>587611
u can always run it by me after writing

i have an idea ame. u don't have to use it. but it might help u think about how u approach it. what if the explanation of the dark stuff is experienced through a different perspective. like what if its her recounting it to a friend or something in a way where she's like. idk trying not to get too deep into it, but then idk. you could do something like that to provide a little distance between you and the darker parts while still including them in the narrative and having like. the human element of how it feels when someone trying to express their trauma to a friend.

>>587612
THANK u it def feels cringe. at first i was 100% just speaking about my own fears but that ended up making it come off rambly and whiny so i scrapped it and started again

>>587613
thats true but im worried itll make ppl think less of me when it sucks :((

>>587614
i think this is solid as an idea!!!! im starting to get kinda attached to the idea of maybe a narrator just narrating her wiythout getting in her head

>>587615
i will never think less of you... i always hated writing so anything u make will be pretty decent in my eyes, or it wont be and ill tell you that but ill never think less

>>587616
ill trust youu <3333

i LOVE reading my friend's writing. i HATE reading my acquaintance's writing.

>>587618
^^^

no go ahead anon sorry for inturuppting..

im ur friend right srg :3

>>587621
nah was just gonna reiterate the thing.

>>587624
MWAH

i wish u well ame.

>>587622
yes!!!

>>587626
thank you anon!!!

idk if it was u or a different trip but i remember last year some time being like "USE TIMERS AND NEVER GIVE UP" to an art anon.

so if it was u, i am glad u have not given up!!!!!

micro

im micro

do u have any big games in mind u wanna make down the line once your gamedev chops are honed?

hmmmmmm idk i guess not i have some ideas for some things but nothing very big. perhaps sommething like battlerite at most cause i fucking miss that game

wormies i have to go 4 a bit.. my pc hates BW ;~;

>>587635
ah thats cool!! yeah doesn't have to be like. bigbig. just like. wanted to know what your ambitions were. that's cool theres a game that inspired u like that that u wanna like. have a crack at perfecting the formula of!

>>587636
dogspeed anon

>>587638
hehe dogs

>>587637
yeah i guess like, mmost of my ideas would be making semiclones of games i like but making them more of what i like. like tarkov but not so insane or a really cozy autobattler type thing or war thunder without the economy

>>587640
thats so cool! yeah being inspired by stuff like that is awesome when it gets you making similar stuff!! i really like that! so many great things have come out of that kinda inspiration too. like even souls Miyazaki was just like. what if berzerk tho??? and then he went and directed it and it was gr8

>>587636
aww baiii anna :c

god shes so fucking cute hhhhh

i wanna work on that game i started some more sometime. was feeling dissatisfacted with the vibe it was getting maybe

>>587641
yeah honestly like thats the perspective i have on it take inspiration froms things or even just straight up copy what you like and do it your way yanno

>>587645
super based! thats what ive been doing haha! get people write about my stuff say its fresh and unique or whatever but I can trace every single drop of its DNA back to things i just rly like.

>>587644
you should!! it looks so cool so far id be excited to play it honestly

i miss the option to randomize filenames tbh

related: just accidentally downloaded my own art off bw

>>587646
thats really cool i think its even cooler when u love a piece of art and you dig into it and its just more art thats like it n stuff

>>587650
oh totally!!! yeah tracing influences back and back through like. multiple generations of inspiration is so based.

>>587648
how do you mean by this

Ⱊ⍥⢟⇘⼋⏮ⵍ⛟✁ⷞ

>>587652
used to be a site option

ah so you dont end up with like image (1) thru (999)

mhm

>>587653
#textflop

or so ppl dont know i named my selfie hon with shark.png

Aargh!

ⶲℱⱸ⼖➉⌿⊒⫖⥗ⱖ⨍⡝☹⛅ⅷ

Aargh!

>>587658
ohhhhh yeah that might b a little embarassing

>>587660
#textflop

holy shit the unicodr-textflop is very cursed

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